the big red button

[tox]

would you push?
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/

[Raab]

I don't trust links from pony faggots.

[PotentSwag]

This button has me thinking,
The consequences start to sink in,
Who am I to wield all of this power,
Time to press - it's the eleventh hour.

#yeee

[Scarface]

I find my self not pressing it more often. The consequences are usually far too ridiculous.

[Psycho666]

It's called Viagra, bitches. I'd rule the world in exchange for erectile dysfunction, because if I ruled the world, or even just had a decent health care plan, insurance would cover that.

[Scarface]

Why would I NOT press this one? There's no downside!

[PannedCakes]

It said "EA and Activision die"
I stopped reading there, since EA does Battlefield... >>
What's the point? I don't wanna be woken up by a sassy black lady every morning just so I can't play one of my favorite games.

[Piper]

At 7/11/13 09:39 PM, anyapple wrote: "all feminists in the world die but..."

So every single person who believes in political, social, and economic equality for female humans, dies? LOL, no way. That'd fucking suck. Was that really on there? Wow.

[fuzzum111]

As fun as it is there are to many that are absolutely retarded.

"You get to become a real pokemon trainer, but this world has no pokemon." Then what the fuck am I training? I'm not a pokemon trainer unless there are fucking pokemon to train.

Then there are good ones like "you gain $2000 a day, but, you must use the bathroom 10 times a day" I am ok with that.

To many of them are self-contradicting and dumb. "you gain wings of your choice but cannot fly" ...THEN WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE THE WINGS?!?!

It's sorta fun for a while and you find a few honest conundrums that make you think about your choice but most of them are very easy "no's"

[Slint]

At 7/11/13 09:34 PM, Raab wrote: I don't trust links from pony faggots.

[Ceratisa]

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/522
I pushed the god damn button of course...

[BasedBubbus]

At 7/11/13 10:28 PM, PiperAnn wrote: That'd fucking suck.

would it really though

[Ceratisa]

http://willyoupressthebutton.com/276/yes
the answer is yes.

[Piggler]

some of these are fucking retarded.

why would you even be famous if only a small group of people listen to your music?

[PannedCakes]

At 7/11/13 09:34 PM, Raab wrote: I don't trust links from pony faggots.

Really?

[mandog]

At 7/11/13 10:12 PM, PannedCakes wrote: It said "EA and Activision die"
I stopped reading there, since EA does Battlefield... >>
What's the point? I don't wanna be woken up by a sassy black lady every morning just so I can't play one of my favorite games.

You could rape the black lady

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/11/13 09:30 PM, tox wrote: would you push?
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/

Ok this site is retarded. First off it asked "would you be a hero you always wanted to be, but you will have a long agonising and woeful road and die in an agonising death".....no. The "hero I always wanted to be" isn't someone who has a long agonising woeful road. Thus I would NOT be the hero I wanted to be.

Secondly it asked "get a free coffee from starbooks but need to donate money to homeless.".....well I am fine with donating some money, but I don't like coffee, at all, not in the slightest. So why would I? I would just give money to people and not have a waste of a drink.

Finally I quit after it asked the question (which I bet was meant to be edgy and cutting into culture, memes and bandwagons) "you get to star in your favourite TV show but you need to get a tattoo of Justin Bieber"....let's run that through again taking out the stupid use of a famous person "you get to be in a tv show but need to tattoo your body" what benefit is there in that? What does it matter what the tattoo is of at all, it is still getting one just to get in a bloody show. What sort of low self esteem person would you need to be to scar your body just to get a few seconds of being questionably famous.

OH BUT IT'S A FUNNY QUESTION GUYS BECAUSE IT HAS JUSTIN BEIBER IN IT! YOU KNOW TH GUY PEOPLE LIKE TO HATE! SO NOW WE ARE SAYING WE HATE HIM TOO! ARE WE COOL YET GUYS?!?!?!

[kanef]

okay i got one

"you are the greatest archer in the world
but

"you have a permanent fedora that you can't take off"
yeah fuck that i'm never pressing the button

[Vinnyy]

"You get exactly $1,000 everyday until the day you die, but you randomly turn into the opposite sex, and your face doesn't change it's appearance."

Bummer.

[Mismo]

The consequence are lame. Take this one for example "You always get the best grade... But you can't ice cream". That's totally okay with me. Sure ice cream is good I guess, but it is not vital to my existence.

[fuzzum111]

Like I said before, most of these aren't even good questions, with a bad connotation. Or anything even close to the sort.

Most of them are fucking self-contradicting, or, the "positive" you'd get would mean nothing, becuase of a negative.

""I can have any super power, or ability I want. BUT myself, nor anyone else can benefit positively from it." ... Sooo I'm expected to have the ability, for example to materialize things from the internet, but I can't improve my life, or anyone eases life with the ability?

Whats going to stop me? I can't pull out a car, and own it? I can't materialize money? Or people, or furries or anything, becuase it "improves my life?" The fuck is the point?

If it said something like ."you can have any super power, or ability you want, but you can't better the world as a whole, nor gain riches from it" then ok, that is reasonable. I can still improve my life without making myself a magic millionaire, while still being limited to not magically solving the worlds problems like free energy or something. It had a major limitation but you still -get something positive- from it.

You can't ask a dumb question, or offer something extraordinary, then turn around and take all the possible benefits and throw them away with some absolutely retarded condition.

"You can have any kind of wings you want, but can't fly"
"You can have super powers but can't do anything good for the world"
"You can have all the food you want from your favorite restaurant for the rest of your life, for free. But can't taste or smell any of it."
"You can have a single perfect food, that will nourish and keep your body well. You will never tire of it. But it is the only food you can ever eat or drink for the rest of your life, you are unable to eat anything else period."

All of those, are great. But the "downside" is so extreme, or contradictory to the original point of the power/ability/scenario what is the point is taking the ability or whatever in the first place? I may as well stay the same if that is the downside. There is literally no upside to any of those. All the benefits are taken away by the "downside", so you may as well not bother.

[DM692]

At 7/12/13 12:50 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Like I said before, most of these aren't even good questions, with a bad connotation. Or anything even close to the sort.

Jesus this sounds cynical, maybe 1/3 are actually that bad. And if it is you can click 2 times and it's gone.