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I used to know a kid named Thunder, I shit you not.

Try topping this name.

At 7/10/13 05:20 PM, exudaz wrote: Chad

Where there is Chad, there is Buck

At 7/11/13 01:03 PM, CosmicRainbow wrote: I used to know a kid named Thunder, I shit you not.

And I guess this would be somewhat cool if he was some tough powerhouse but he was just a strange little boy.

Boys:
Erik (for god's sake, it's spelled 'Eric')
Hunter (that's a dog's name)
Chad (so pompous and snotty, uhg)
Jayden
Caden
Hayden
Tad
Preston (Even snottier than the aforementioned Chad)
Zeke
Bastian
Mykul
Blayde
Adler
Ricky
Synjin (sounds cool, yes, but not respectable. No business man on this earth is named Synjin)

Girls:
Hope
Faith
Justice
Brook'Lynn
Liberty
Jamaica
Florida
You know what, just avoid any names of countries and states altogether

But the names Hunter and Erik, and Chad are not terrible names. I think it's only the girls that can get the unthinkable names. And, the top boy and girl name to throw me into confusion is Dick, and Sam.

At 7/11/13 07:30 AM, Satan wrote:

At 7/10/13 06:48 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Wanna hear a even worst name? Kanye West is naming his baby, North West. Yes. NORTH WEST. I feel bad for the kid when it grows up.

What kind of wanker names his child North West? I disliked Kanye West to start with, it's almost like he wants me to hate him.

Did anyone notice this before me?

Kanye = Kenya

How fucking unoriginal is that? His parents just switched the 'A' and the 'E' in Kenya and thought they thought they were amazingly unique for it.

There is a 'West Kenya,' by the way, and it is normally called "Magharibi."

Maybe since I'm so original, I'll name my first child Amarice, or Moxice, and they'll be awesome superstars too.

Something tells me you would add my name to the list. And to be honest, my name does get misspelled a lot and it's pretty annoying.

Isis....

At 7/10/13 05:32 PM, Slint wrote:

At 7/10/13 05:31 PM, exudaz wrote: George.

Fucking gay name, you sound like someone who takes it up the ass.

I knew i should've asked to get my name changed to George instead of this one.

At 7/11/13 01:18 PM, 3DPitDudez wrote: But the names Hunter and Erik, and Chad are not terrible names. I think it's only the girls that can get the unthinkable names. And, the top boy and girl name to throw me into confusion is Dick, and Sam.

I'm not too fond of Sam either, but that's mostly because in my country every kid is named Sam nowadays. Or Lucas. I guess they would've been okay names otherwise though.

Oswald
Oswin
Osbert
Orville
Orwell
Wilbert
Winthrop
Divante
Devonte
Biff

Most of all, Bret.

wilbert sound like one of those names from 1800 (just like Orson)

At 7/11/13 06:05 PM, kisame wrote: Oswald
Oswin

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At 7/10/13 05:20 PM, exudaz wrote: Way too many people name their children misspellings of names, long names, or just plane stupid names. So I've compiled a list of many of those names. If you would like to add onto it, please do.

Dear future parents, please do not name your children the following:

Boys:
Erik (for god's sake, it's spelled 'Eric')

Is it that big of a deal?

Hayden

I rather like this name.

Bastian
Mykul

Man, what do you have against unusual names?

Synjin (sounds cool, yes, but not respectable. No business man on this earth is named Synjin)

Aw fuck you, it's respectable enough. You sound like your name is Preston.

Girls:
Hope
Faith
Justice
Brook'Lynn
Liberty

I kinda like these. Brook'Lynn looks ghetto but its spelling is still cool.

Jamaica
Florida
You know what, just avoid any names of countries and states altogether

Okay, so you have a point here. As far as English spellings go, don't go naming your kids this crap.