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Response to the item to your left 2013-07-08 03:33:57 Reply

An empty plate, could use it for some excuse people use about their blood sugar levels as a reason for them lashing out and doing something that may have gotten me banned. So could probably do well with it, yes.


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Response to the item to your left 2013-07-08 03:42:32 Reply

Microbiology textbook...I got nothing.


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Response to the item to your left 2013-07-08 04:09:39 Reply

I'll use a table as my shield but that's all I've got.

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Response to the item to your left 2013-07-08 05:22:52 Reply

At 7/7/13 08:10 PM, tox wrote: is now your only defence in the reason of why you broke the bbs rules in your last post

and you are writing to a mod to explain the situation trying to be unbanned
can you be convincing?

whats your excuse?

On my left is an wall, so... "I was beating too hard my head against the wall, so I had no idea what I was posting, alrighttt?"


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-29 21:18:22 Reply

My car door kept popping open going down the road and it was really making me mad, i just needed to blow off some steam and i may have broken a rule in my anger


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-29 21:23:10 Reply

My cellular tellularphone.

I will call them in person, explain my reasons, come to an understanding, then woo them with my knowledge of elephant genitals and other parts.

The date I get thereafter is perfunctory.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 11:00:25 Reply

Aw, dang it, to the right is a newspaper. That would make a lot more sense than a placemat. I guess I'm going to say mine is out of order so I spilled my breakfeast everywhere and now did something wrong, because I was too angry.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 11:11:36 Reply

My TV remote control.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 11:15:08 Reply

The pure, natural flavor of my iced tea got me high, so I wasn't responsible for my actions.

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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 11:50:46 Reply

Cereal. My excuse is asking why I was banned for cereal.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 11:54:17 Reply

WOW, the item to my left is the Holy Bible.

Kind of ...

Wow.

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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 11:58:21 Reply

My giant folder, uh.... I left it on the desk when fell it knocked a guy out. No I wasn't there when it happened, and yes I know it should never be left unattended.

you want a medal for pointing it out?

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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 12:27:28 Reply

OK...

I have a pen.

So my excuse is...

"I was writing a big essay that was due today, but I also was listening to Skrillex's new album. I was so distracted I didn't even knew that topic was already on. And now they banned me.

PLEASE UN-BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 14:03:28 Reply

You got a choice. A iPhone, a moniter, a xbox controller or a teddy bear?

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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 14:17:56 Reply

Nothing's directly on my left.

And that's right, because I don't need excuses. Only God can judge me.

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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 14:20:52 Reply

An old laptop... with Arch Linux installed and have a Firefox sticker on it.

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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 14:24:09 Reply

My PC tower


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 15:04:06 Reply

the Aloe bottle spilled over my keyboard and while i was cleaning it up i guess the open topic button got clicked so i was unintentionally writing gibberish and inside of that gibberish the n word got said because that is just the way that i was cleaning up the keyboard... please un ban! it not fair


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 20:50:21 Reply

Sorry, moderator. My knife is just so distracting. It wants to kill me, and it's gonna get you next.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 22:16:51 Reply

I shoved this can of iced tea up my ass so far it jammed my spinal cord into my brain and caused my thoughts to be uninhibited.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 22:32:36 Reply

At 7/7/13 08:10 PM, tox wrote: whats your excuse?

My computer.
I got in an argument with this one guy and I hit my computer in rage and it caused the CPU to freak out and force my OS to open up 87 different porn sites as well as start a nuclear war with china by hacking the pentagon.

Oh, yeah, and it typed some racial slurs in the process.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 22:42:36 Reply

An artist manikin.

Sorry, I was just practicing drawing some people.


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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-30 23:15:35 Reply

sorry moderator, i was irritable because i was feeling dehydrated and my water bottle was empty!

what? what do you mean i could have just left the computer and walked ten steps to grab another one? i couldn't leave, there was something wrong on the internet!

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Response to the item to your left 2014-03-31 01:12:00 Reply

To my left is a mini sketchbook that I used to write down the notes in Amnesia: The Dark Descent and Amnesia: Justine...

I'm sorry, mods, I've got Amnesia on the brain -shrugs


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