If websites were stores

[pumpernicklegawd]

what do you think Newgrounds, Know your meme, Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube would be? Feel free to add other websites if you respond..

[Scintillating]

At 7/3/13 05:55 PM, pumpernicklegawd wrote: what do you think Newgrounds, Know your meme, Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube would be? Feel free to add other websites if you respond..

They're all DEEL-DOUGH stores

[Mattcat454545]

At 7/3/13 05:55 PM, pumpernicklegawd wrote: what do you think Newgrounds, Know your meme, Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube would be? Feel free to add other websites if you respond..

It's a universally agreed upon fact that newgrounds would sell dicks. 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your money and anal virginity back.

[Boomstick]

We'd be a run down K-Mart with constant shoplifters.

[Metraff]

At 7/3/13 06:05 PM, hecticjon wrote: amazon.com is already a store. You Lose, OP.

Beat me to it.

[YomToxic]

NG would be this seedy dock, where you can get quality Magic Powder for competitive prices.

[BoobMarley]

The Newgrounds store would be constantly flooded by 15 year old boys, gawking at the dicks on display and making tired jokes about them.
There would be a sizable group of guys in their twenties too, most of whom would be arguing about the graphics and dicks in their latest vidya games.

And then there would be me. The cool, regular customer with nothing to prove. Tired of all the young boys' jokes and gestures (except perhaps for the rare, original quip) and completely immune to the discourse about what we as customers are entitled to.
Also, I'd be smoking a cigarette in the corner as I brooded awesomely. And everyone would think exactly that about me.

[Eddmario]

Youtube would be a movie theater that has reviews on both ends of the spectrum.
I have no idea what Newgrounds would be.
Just thinking about what 4chan would be makes me need a chemical shower...

[Sense-Offender]

Megaupload would be a large storage facility, but lots of the spaces would be left unlocked and full of stolen goods. But if it were shut down, lots of people with locked storage spaces with legitimate and legal items inside them would be fucked.

Reddit would be a colossal mall, but a lot of the worst stores would be on the first floor near the entrance.

YouTube would be constantly under unneeded renovation.

[LavaLamp44]

Facebook would be a mall filled with the meaningless chatter of teenagers and the glaring eyes of creepy old dudes.

[LavaLamp44]

Facebook would be a mall filled with the meaningless chatter of teenagers and the glaring eyes of creepy old dudes.

[Sielumetsien]

At 7/5/13 07:45 AM, LavaLamp44 wrote: Facebook would be a mall filled with the meaningless chatter of teenagers and the glaring eyes of creepy old dudes.

You sound like Newgrounds is a place for old farts. Plz.

[Gagsy]

Obviously Newgrounds as a store would specialize in hand crafted, home made items. And it'd be random as fuck. You know, one of those busy shops you see which is just covered door to till in items, and you're so overwhelmed by all the items that you just ignore all the shelved stuff and go directly to what the manger recommends you. Or you walk past the shop instantly. Most people do these days :(

[Chdonga]

Newgrounds would be like Hot Topic but with brostep blaring all the time. It would occasionally get a shoplifter, but at this point nobody cares enough to do anything about it.
Etsy would be full of expensive hand crafted nick-nacks. Much of the wares would be overpriced and made with lousy materials, but since they're hand crafted it's okay to stick a hefty price tag on it.
4chan would be a mall with various stores of particular interests, but the patrons would try to drive any newcomers away, treating the mall like a secret club.

[TomFulp]

At 7/5/13 11:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: Obviously Newgrounds as a store would specialize in hand crafted, home made items. And it'd be random as fuck. You know, one of those busy shops you see which is just covered door to till in items, and you're so overwhelmed by all the items that you just ignore all the shelved stuff and go directly to what the manger recommends you. Or you walk past the shop instantly. Most people do these days :(

Gagsy summed up NG best... I could see it as a store with lots of rare / unknown games, movies and music available for sale, very eclectic and it's fun to go there because you never know what you'll find. Maybe there's a dildo behind some stuff on a shelf but for the love of god people, it's not like this site is one big cock joke.

YouTube would be SEARS but only TVs and movies. Facebook would be a barbershop where you just look at yourself in a mirror for 30 minutes while someone cuts your hair and gathers information about you.

[Gimmick]

At 7/5/13 11:53 AM, TomFulp wrote: YouTube would be SEARS but only TVs and movies. Facebook would be a barbershop where you just look at yourself in a mirror for 30 minutes while someone cuts your hair and gathers information about you.

4chan would be the back alley where drug dealers gather around every day.

[PotHeadParadise]

I don't know. fuck it

[CiviLies]

At 7/3/13 05:55 PM, pumpernicklegawd wrote: what do you think Newgrounds, Know your meme, Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube would be? Feel free to add other websites if you respond..

I think that NG as a store would maybe look similar to the NG Store?