Your dick is now the same size

[Wriggle]

As the last thing you bought.

How fucked are you?

I bought some large smokebombs from a fireworks stand so I'm doing pretty good :D

[Manly-Chicken]

Borderlands 1 goty editon, 2 and the season pass.
But it was all digital.

I don't get it.

[FlakJaketPro]

At 7/3/13 01:39 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Borderlands 1 goty editon, 2 and the season pass.
But it was all digital.

I don't get it.

I got a meter stick from the hardware store.
>:) Hello Ladies.

[FlakJaketPro]

I bought a meter stick at the hardware store.
Oh Yes.

[NewgroundsMike]

Very f***ed. I bought a train ticket.

[FlakJaketPro]

I bought a meter stick at the hardware store.
Oh Yes.

[Lemonardo]

I bought a meter stick at the hardware store.
Oh Yes.

[Boomstick]

I bought a large pizza, so that's good I guess.

[BurningJesus]

I bought a crispy chicken sandwich from Dairy Queen last because I work there. It was a big sandwich though.

[Scarface]

A loaf of bread and a bottle of iced tea.

I guess I'll go with the bottle, since I believe that was the second thing I scanned, and it looks less....holy shit.

[Vinnyy]

I bought some corn.

Oh I think I'm pretty fucked.

[fuzzum111]

A set of 10 motor shells and launching tube, so I am doing very, very well.

[Viper]

I bought a roast beef sub sandwich.

It was a pretty big sub sandwich....

[Blitzkrieg667]

I bought a tub of Pringles, so I'm doing pretty good

:It's nothing compared to my real one though

[Gagsy]

Yo the last thing I bought was my weekly grocery shop. So my cock is several plastic bags full of juicy flesh.

[Xenomit]

Over $100 worth of barely legal fireworks

Oh fuck

[Tony-DarkGrave]

At 7/3/13 02:04 PM, Gagsy wrote: Yo the last thing I bought was my weekly grocery shop. So my cock is several plastic bags full of juicy flesh.

Take me NOW!

[Piper]

At 7/3/13 02:03 PM, Blitzkrieg667 wrote: I bought a tub of Pringles, so I'm doing pretty good

It's nothing compared to my real one though

Tee hee.

[Natick]

meh, i'll live

[Slint]

A small Shellder plushie.

Well it seems I've grown a few inches.

[Lepy]

A computer fan.
If you include the packaging, then it's a reasonable size.
Even in circumference because it had an unnecessary little rectanglular prism on it to hold the instructions.

[Nor]

Just bought a new car

[Boomstick]

At 7/3/13 02:55 PM, Nor wrote: Just bought a new car

Can you give me a ride?

[Mizzjuicyflava]

I bought 3 pairs of earrings, two bracelets, and two spiked eyebrow rings.

So not only my Dick is huge, but fashionably colorful with spikes. My dick is awesome!!!!

[Conal]

I was thinking of my project. It's a looooooooong project.

[Ragnarokia]

I think the last thing that went through the shopping was a box of cereal, which by coincidence was created for the reason of stopping monks from masturbating. So a decent size, but also interesting to know also.

[Scintillating]

the last think i bought was a mile stick hue hue

[MrPercie]

a 36.5 inch viking sword?

this shall come in handy for my sexual raids on the english coast.

[Julianr]

i bought 6 pairs of socks a cocio and some chocolate

if we count just the size of one of the items then it would be dubble the size.

[Phobotech]

a 2-liter of Dr. Pepper.

Golly, that's just impractical.