how do you dispose of your cum

[Shockoach]

what do you do with it? i cum into my mouth each time i masturbate.

[Xenomit]

Either lick it off my hand or wipe it on my boxers

[Shockoach]

At 6/30/13 04:31 AM, Xenomit wrote: or wipe it on my boxers

that's fucking disgusting dude what the fuck

[Xenomit]

At 6/30/13 04:34 AM, Shockoach wrote:

At 6/30/13 04:31 AM, Xenomit wrote: or wipe it on my boxers

that's fucking disgusting dude what the fuck

If I do it in the morning, then later that day when I take a shower, I spend at least a solid 3 minutes sniffing my boxers

And I love how my hand smells a few minutes after fapping

[ChillyMcHotpants]

in your mom

[Xenomit]

At 6/30/13 04:40 AM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:

At 6/30/13 04:37 AM, Xenomit wrote:

And I love how my hand smells a few minutes after fapping

are you serious?

I hate that smell

That raw sexual musk

Mmmmmm

[Halberd]

Some of it falls onto the floor or bedsheets and the rest is on tissues which I leave under my bed or under my computer table though sometimes I flush it into the toilet or put it into the rubbish

[positively-negative]

Dinner.

[NewgroundsMike]

I don't.

[Phobotech]

Step One: Acquire energy drink can of choice, with resealable screw-cap.
Step Two: Drink energy drink empty
Step Three: Wank
Step Four: Deposit inside open can, just the tip.
Step Five: Reseal, clean off your tip with a paper towel or tissue.

Repeat (reasonably)

It minimalizes the mess, keeps it unassuming, and it works like a charm. Do not leave the can on the desk...I thank god for each day that I have never accidentally taken a drink out of the wrong can.

[Vinnyy]

Well it usually gets onto my underwear so I just throw my underwear with my cum on it into the cleaners and all the cum on it is eventually washed off.

[Mumbo]

Condoms.

[Piggler]

At 6/30/13 05:07 AM, positively-negative wrote: Dinner.

Prep time: 5 min
Cook time: 10 min
Total time: 15 min
Yield: 1 Semen Infused Mojito

1 oz Spiced rum

Mint leaves

1 tbsp Sugar

1 tsp Powdered sugar

1/2 oz Lime juice

2 oz Soda water

Semen

Lime wedges

[372]

this thread is full of sad, sad people

[kakalxlax]

you could do it in the shower

[Gramiscus]

you are trashy as hell for this topic. go read a book, skanks

[MrPercie]

At 6/30/13 03:26 PM, 372 wrote: this thread is full of sad, sad people

I dispose of mine in your bottom.

[BenwaHakubi]

In her mouth.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

take it to the bakery and say its homemade glaze.

[EJR]

At 6/30/13 04:47 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: take it to the bakery and say its homemade glaze.

That's not funny.

[Mattcat454545]

At 6/30/13 03:21 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 6/30/13 05:07 AM, positively-negative wrote: Dinner.

Prep time: 5 min
Cook time: 10 min
Total time: 15 min
Yield: 1 Semen Infused Mojito

1 oz Spiced rum

Mint leaves

1 tbsp Sugar

1 tsp Powdered sugar

1/2 oz Lime juice

2 oz Soda water

Semen

Lime wedges

lol that's actually pretty funny.
There's supposedly a semen cookbook out there..

and that picture made me spit out my coffee.

[Conal]

Leave it in the vagina?

[Slint]

ur moms pussy lol

[AnalPenguinFarming]

I like to get my fingers real wet with it and stick them up my butt. Sometimes I hope I get myself pregnant through self anal.

[Goobleboo]

At 6/30/13 04:54 PM, EJR wrote:

At 6/30/13 04:47 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: take it to the bakery and say its homemade glaze.

That's not funny.

Yes it is.

Mine goes into a sock which goes under my pillow.

[Halfn50]

I dont need to dispose it. My cum flies right on top of my head. Yeah they're quite lively ones.

[Ragnarokia]

The best way is to have my partner swallow it. If not, then it naturally becomes a lot more sticky and problematic!

[Ecke]

I get my dog to come clean me up.

[JackRocker]

At 6/30/13 10:39 AM, Phobotech wrote:

It minimalizes the mess, keeps it unassuming, and it works like a charm. Do not leave the can on the desk...I thank god for each day that I have never accidentally taken a drink out of the wrong can.

I actually prefer to fill it over an extended period of time then one day open and chug.

[19-2000]

The cum fairies turn it into sparkles and rainbows. Wait-- isn't that what happens for everyone?