World's worst Creepypasta

[Gojira117]

Note* I did not write this.

This is Josh Steel reporting. February 11, 2011. Have you ever heard or played the game QWOP? Well, go search and play if you haven't already. Anyway, I loved to play QWOP when I was reading Creepypastas because it was funny and it kept my mind on something. I could only get to 50 metres at max, so I went searching for a more funny and easier version. I couldn't find anything, so I went on eBay, hoping to find a weird copy, but I couldn't find anything.
I was mad that I spent 2 hours looking and found nothing, so I went for a walk to calm down. As I was walking there was a yard sale. I didn't expect to find anything QWOP related, so I started to look around to see what he had. I bought an old VCR and some old tapes. As I was buying them, a white glisten caught my eye. It was under the table. It was a white USB. I picked it up and the words "QWOP" were written on it. I said, "How much for this?" He saw what I had, and he went pale. It almost looked like he was going to cry. He took a breath and said in a low voice, "T-take it." and in a lower voice, "Burn it..."
As I was walking away, he ran back inside of his house. When my house was only a few blocks away, anyone who looked at me, ran back inside their houses. After I got home, put down the VCR and the tapes on the counter, and went upstairs to check the disc out. I sat in the chair and turned on the computer. I plugged in the USB thingy, and that menu came up. I chose to browse folders. It was one file. "QWOP.exe" I checked my virus protection. I clicked it. The game started up. No menu, the game just started. It looked like a simple Qwop game. Everything looked normal, until i reached 20 meters then his eyes were slightly red. I thought it was a glitch until he fell and he severely scraped his arms and legs. Now its not hyper-realistic but it looked really good.

Like a super well drawn anime sorta thing. Instead of him respawning back the start, he stood up and looked into the camera and said with dark red eyes and in a really low voice, "Why would you treat me like this?" with blood leaking out of his knees and elbows. I quickly tried to shut off the game, but when I clicked the X button he just said, "No, stay a little longer."

He stepped with a crooked way outside of the play window with darkness around him. He opened his mouth with broken blood covered teeth. He said, "Now its your turn to feel what I went through." With an evil smile he reached towards me and opened the screen to the desktop. I quickly rolled backwards in my chair, and he lunged out of the desktop, still walking like in the game. I was stunned with fear and could barely move. He lunged at me again, and I barely dodged it. I jumped out the window onto the next house, and started to climb the house. He did the same. I reached the top and I ran across the roof.

I lunged across onto the ground, but hurting my right leg and foot. I crawled to my car, I didn't see him for a bit. I got in the car looking for my keys. Surprisingly I found them, and quickly drove over to my friends house. My leg is still broken and he is still out there, lurking. Waiting for someone with their guard down. I'm telling you, if you find another copy of QWOP, don't play it!

That was meant to be taken seriously XD

[Kofra]

Find who wrote this, and punch him straight in the face. If he get mad, send him to me.

[Steveurkel]

I've read a lot of creepypasta, and this truly is the worst I've ever seen.

[sonicfan111111111]

At 7/6/13 09:34 AM, Steveurkel wrote: I've read a lot of creepypasta, and this truly is the worst I've ever seen.

OH, you think this is bad? check out this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTSnNGHn-IY

[Steveurkel]

At 7/6/13 02:58 PM, sonicfan111111111 wrote:

At 7/6/13 09:34 AM, Steveurkel wrote: I've read a lot of creepypasta, and this truly is the worst I've ever seen.

OH, you think this is bad? check out this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTSnNGHn-IY

I think this was actually written as a joke (judging by the fact that it was posted on "Trollpasta"), but either way, lost episode pastas are totally the worst. I mean, I love the classics, like Squidward's Suicide and Suicidemouse.avi, but other than that they're all boring and cliched. Although I did read one about Family Matters a little while back that I found rather amusing.

[elitegamer11]

don't play anything that ends with .exe just delete it there is another creepypasta called sonic.exe and there is a sonic.exe game you can download