Help me buy towels!

[Sensationalism]

Okay I need some towels. But I have a problem. I have a strong preference for those old towels that you've had for a long time that are kind of rough and dry you up real good. I hate the super soft or blankety ones, they feel horrible and suck at getting you dry.
I bought 2 towels that didn't seem too bad, but they are nowhere near as good as they want them to be. What do I need to do to find what I want? Buy cheap towels? Stop using fabric softener when I wash them and keep them a long time? Surely someone can help me out!

[Jester]

Purchase a homeless man's clothes and use them to dry yourself.

[koopahermit]

Hmm, best towels around? Or best towels in town?

[Entice]

Let me cum on them

[Tremulos]

1: Take shower
1.5: (IMPORTANT) Don't dry off
2: Go to towel store
3: Test towels
4: ????
5: Lucrative returns

[Xenomit]

Just buy a bunch of regular towels and rub them all over with coarse sandpaper

[Jester]

At 6/26/13 02:59 AM, Tremulos wrote: 1: Take shower
1.5: (IMPORTANT) Don't dry off
2: Go to towel store
3: Test towels
4: ????
5: Lucrative returns

The cashier might even let you take them for free

[Tremulos]

At 6/26/13 03:06 AM, Jester wrote:

At 6/26/13 02:59 AM, Tremulos wrote: 1: Take shower
1.5: (IMPORTANT) Don't dry off
2: Go to towel store
3: Test towels
4: ????
5: Lucrative returns

The cashier might even let you take them for free

Great point; profits nearly tripled

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

Bed,Bath, and Beyond is your friend

I like black towels that dont get dirty that easily, and have like 1,000,000 fibers cuhs they so soft

[GoodLuckTurtle]

Where are you getting your towels? I'd recommend the ones from Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

[Thor]

You can have mine.

You'd just probably wanna clean them first.

[Sensationalism]

At 6/26/13 06:47 AM, RoadWarrior wrote: You can have mine.

You'd just probably wanna clean them first.

I will look at Bed Bath and Beyond.
I am not going to the store naked and I don't want any of your cum rags!!!

[Tankdown]

Tons of sperm can stiff a towel up.

Find as many men as possible who can do the job quickly. Of course you have to bribe them...

[BasedBubbus]

let me blow you dry

[Raab]

ummm.... wat?

How can you not like the big fluffy pillows that keep you warm while you dry yourself off?

You're crazy.

[Raab]

At 6/26/13 08:56 PM, Raab wrote: ummm.... wat?

How can you not like the big fluffy pillows that keep you warm while you dry yourself off?

You're crazy.

pillows =/= towels

brain fart

[Elixur]

Give me a ring, I'll come over and we can perform bedroom gymnastics until you're dry. On second thought you'll probably end up wetter than you began.

I can sense you're in genuine distress.

[RydiaLockheart]

Throw them in the dryer to get all the extra fuzz off?

[SevenSeize]

Do you care what color they are and/or if they match?

I find beach towels, cheapo ones, end up being better because they aren't really fluffy. I hate the super soft ones that don't dry you off too.

[Prinzy2]

Just buy some new towels and start doing experiments. Start by washing them, then leaving them in the dryer on super high heat for an obscene amount of time.

[Sensationalism]

At 6/26/13 09:48 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Do you care what color they are and/or if they match?

I find beach towels, cheapo ones, end up being better because they aren't really fluffy. I hate the super soft ones that don't dry you off too.

That's a really good idea! I did care about color because I had decorating in mind, but I care a lot more about this issue than how they look. This is pretty brilliant, thank you!

[Thor]

At 6/26/13 08:04 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I don't want any of your cum rags!!!

Damn.

[tox]

oncew you feel the soft sensations and obsorbantnas of a new towel you wong go back