Why did the sperm cross the road?
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Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
Zing
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10/10
would use in a comedy act
I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.
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I thought the answer was "Because my mum wore underpants today."
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Cause she didn't wash her hair.
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why does the sperm always end up on your hand, because you are a loser
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This was, by turns, disgusting, a little bit sick, and confusing as hell.
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At 6/25/13 12:32 AM, iDrankWyattsPee wrote: Because I sucked my own dick.
Dude got problems.
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
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At 6/25/13 04:18 AM, tarzan4200 wrote: why does the sperm always end up on your hand, because you are a loser
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
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At 6/25/13 09:34 AM, Slint wrote:
Where do you find all those pictures?
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
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At 6/25/13 09:34 AM, darkjam wrote:At 6/25/13 09:34 AM, Slint wrote:Where do you find all those pictures?
My dad has a company of making those, so he gives some to me and spreads others in the internet.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
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My dad has a company of making those, so he gives some to me and spreads others in the internet.
I'll give you a hundred for one picture!
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
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But wouldnt it still work the same as the sock you usually use?
That Scout is a Soldier!
