Not A Real Cap'n?!
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I feel like I've been lied to my whole life. To think that millions of people depended on this man. Next thing you know Cap'n Crunch won't be part of this balanced breakfast.
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captain america is sometimes the commander-in-chief too
a lot of fake captains out there
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Of course he's not a captain; he's a cereal mascot!
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So hes technically Commander Crunch?
why don't they just give him one more stripe so he would be a Captain?
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As long as his cereal is still enjoyed by millions on a daily basis and making him oodles of money I have a feeling he will be ok with this revelation.
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Cap'n Crunch âoe" @RealCapnCrunch
"Regarding today's rumors... of course I'm a Cap'n! It's the Crunch - not the clothes - that make a man. #PaidMyDues"
2:46 PM - 14 Jun 2013
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This dude right here....
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Look at the bright side. Commander Crunch isn't that bad of a title
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This is a damn outrage, they need to promote this man. Hasn't he served well these past 50 years? he should be Admiral Crunch I'd say. Next thing you know, Count Chocula is actually a mere Baron! Maybe he's not even European! Oh the world we live in...
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Well, officially, his title is "Cap'n" not "Captain". I suppose "Cap'n" is just a name you use for someone who ranks highly on the sea or something. They probably just made the word up and they can say whatever it means. I was hearing about this on "The Colbert Report".
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