Games you loved that got raped.

[DarkMatter]

Ever have a game series or game itself updated to shit, or sold to a different company, and witness its utter molestation?

Do tell!

I used to play this worms type of game called GunBound, but the game got handed to so many different game companies that it was pointless to work up the points to buy items because your points and items got erased every time they pulled one of those stunts. I still want to play it though, so simple and so.... funny lol.

I also remember playing WoW, but I'll let someone else go into depth on how that game got fucked sideways.

So come on Newgrounds, let us not betray our nerdy roots.

BTW this thread isn't about vidja games it's about rape, so fuck off.

or I swear I'll shit on your doorstep

[Sekhem]

pokemon tcg post-WOTC

[Natick]

vidya: the new thief looks terrible now that they dont even have stephan russel back for the original voice role

board: batman and robin monopoly?

[TheMajormel]

Silent Hill series. Tomm Hullet has fucked up the games so bad, and since Team Silents departure, the games have NEVER been good. Not only that, western developers do not understand the series at ALL. because of course they will suck SH2's dick because they think that's how all the games are supposed to be like. Tomm has ruined the series, all because of his stupid ass.

[Gagsy]

yo i'm gonna be that girl and say darkmatter you shouldn't use rape in that joke way sad face and also video game forum double sad face.

But oh my god to the omg, Final Fantasy is the ultimate example of that of which you speak about. The franchise is just in a complete wreck and their best game they completely sold down the river with endless compilation after compilation.

[TheColourAwesome]

The new Daft Punk is average pop music.

[koopahermit]

Runescape mang.

[DarkMatter]

At 6/21/13 03:17 AM, Gagsy wrote: yo i'm gonna be that girl and say darkmatter you shouldn't use rape in that joke

you just raped my thread Gagsy!

[mothballs]

Banjo-Kazooie.

childhood = destroyed

[Gagsy]

At 6/21/13 03:35 AM, DarkMatter wrote:

you just raped my thread Gagsy!

But DarkMatter I like you and would one day like to make love to your face, but not like this. Never like this.

[Chumbawamba]

there's that word again

[BurningJesus]

The SSX series. After SSX 3 when they sold the rights of the game, all games of the series completely sucked balls. Most especially the most recent one, they took the game, made it as shitty as Blur and took all the fun snowboard personality out of it and just made it into a racing/trick game.

SSX tricky and SSX 3 were the fucking shit.

[GoodFang]

Conquer's Bad Fur Day., and Banjo Kazoie
Many tears were shed.

Also another title that I was really looking foward to expanding was "Metal Arms: Glitch in the System" but I heard something about the company being bought by Blizzard.

[BenwaHakubi]

Yugioh. When it was in its golden age maybe a few years into the card game perhaps 2006 or so it was a lot of fun. There were different archetypes like heroes, warriors, beasts and zombies. It seemed like things were improving as they made more and more support. Once Syncro's and XYZ's came out things got a little crazy but my friends and I still played occasionally on campus. Now most decks are based on continuous loop OTK's. Its not fun to watch your opponent summon a bunch of things, lay down a few counters and see the game end in a few turns. Its complete auto pilot shit. Its not fun at all.

[BenwaHakubi]

Yugioh. When it was in its golden age maybe a few years into the card game perhaps 2006 or so it was a lot of fun. There were different archetypes like heroes, warriors, beasts and zombies. It seemed like things were improving as they made more and more support. Once Syncro's and XYZ's came out things got a little crazy but my friends and I still played occasionally on campus. Now most decks are based on continuous loop OTK's. Its not fun to watch your opponent summon a bunch of things, lay down a few counters and see the game end in a few turns. Its complete auto pilot shit. Its not fun at all.

[Painbringer]

Command & Conquer (Tiberium) series:

Ever since Westwood Studios got dissolved, The C&C universe after Tiberian Sun has never really been the same.

-Walkers and diggers were removed in 3.
-Tiberium went from plant-based ecosystem to crystalline entity.
-No more mutants.

[slaughterMYdaughter]

I can remember not liking that Turok1 jumped tons higher than 2 And how GTA IV suffered in quantity compared to San Andreas

[beardkiller]

Anything that bastard pewdiepie plays,also mabinogi because when devcat sold it to nexon the game just became ehhhh after G9

[positively-negative]

All of my game sex was strictly consentual.

[Phobotech]

Samurai Asshole.

Disorderly.

Madness Interactive.

ShellShock Live.

Steambirds.

Many various Star Wars titles, not the least of which, TIE-Fighter, X-Wing, X-Wing vs TIE-Fighter, Rogue Squadron, Rebel Assault, Dark Forces, Knights of the Republic, and Shadows of the Empire.

Armored Core 5

Mobile Suit Gundam: Battle Operations

Ace Combat...Ace Combat...Oh God, Ace Combat...they got raped pretty hard.

Command & Conquer

Homeworld 2

Deus Ex (raped by Invisible War)

Duke Nukem

Heretic and Hexen

Carmaggeddon was a particularly tragic rape.

Starfox was diddled.

Mario Kart was diddled.

Kirby has never been the same ever since he left the SNES...I'm pretty sure they did something awful to him.

Banjo & Kazooie. Raped one at a time...the other was forced to watch. Twice.

Zone of the Enders was begging for it with their anatomically correct mechs.

Sonic knows nothing but rape these days...its been a downward spiral for years.

I could think of more, but I am sleepy.

[Phobotech]

Fuuuuck how could I leave out.

Medal of Honor and Call of Duty.

Subjective up your ass, they were held to a much higher standard in the past, and for good reasons.

[Slint]

They ended Lost Saga, I remember playing that for hours back in the day.

[aListers]

Runescape has managed to do this 3 times.

Spyro also got raped in the move to the PS2.

[Master-X]

Freeze tag.

[ZeldaFreak701]

At 6/21/13 03:02 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Ever have a game series or game itself updated to shit, or sold to a different company, and witness its utter molestation?

Do tell!

Okay.

BTW this thread isn't about vidja games it's about rape, so fuck off.

or I swear I'll shit on your doorstep

Well I don't know what you mean by that but I'll go with Banjo Kazooie and Donkey Kong. So sad that Rare was bought out by Microsoft, I mean they were still at the top of their game with Nintendo.

[Chemich]

The Tony Hawk games (after THUG 2 it just became a mess of nothing to do with skateboarding.)

Silent Hill, what a mess downpour and homecoming were... just ew...

Bioshock, because honestly infinite wasn't that great.

Call of Duty, after the third it just became "lol kill errything shoot boyz" nonsense.

Medal of Honor, should've just left this series alone after Spearhead / Allied Assault.

Saints Row, should've just stopped after the second... I mean really.

Pokemon kind of just became a whole bunch of nothing after awhile too.

[supergandhi64]

rape is not a joke & you shouldn't use the word "rape" in this kind of context

--supergandhi64

[Satan]

Rayman.

That game fucking rocked, on PS1, now they've bastardized one of my favorite games of all time, but I suppose I can forgive them, as Rayman Origins was pretty good, I suppose.

[darkjam]

Dude, go in the video game section of the BBS. But, I personally think the Mario series become a money sucker with the release of New Super Mario Bros DS.

[Jester]

At 6/21/13 03:21 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: The new Daft Punk is average pop music.

Daft Punk isn't a game but you are correct nonetheless.

- I have no intention of ever playing Gears of War: Judgement because it's a shitty cash-milking scheme tagged onto a legitimately fun game series, and that's terrible.

- The first 2 Saints Row games were great but the third tried way too hard to make an entire game out of cockjokes and it turned out pretty stupid.

- Halo 4 had fine multiplayer but the campaign lacked everything I loved about the campaigns of the past Halo games, the story was uninteresting, and the Prometheans made for some pretty godawful enemies.