How Ng Was Formed

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As the story goes, there was a god by the name of Flup the god of what's new and it was he who knew what the world needed. His iconic tank that came rolling across the screen of every T.V in America was breathtaking. Along with a fellow god, the god of the grounds Pico. They met under an orange sky where great white whales soared in the air. One day an evil known only by space book reared it's ugly head and challenged Flup that it would create the greatest community in the history of man kind. The god Flup was quick as was the god of the grounds, Flup retold the story of Pico's first adventure and with it an online community greater than the world had ever seen. It was as if Flup had defeated space book all together, Flup had games, forums, movies, music, chat and submitted user content. Myspace was soon created and the masses followed all but a few stayed In the land created by Flup and the god of the grounds. It wasn't long until Myspace crumbled and fell into the darkness known as the forgotten past but Flup's world remained strong. Flup's world only flourished as time went on but Flup began having regrets that people had forgotten Newgrounds. When another evil greater than the last arose from the mind of a lawyer. This lawyer was the god of lies and lust, it was then that Flup asked the god of the grounds what should be done. Pico saw the grounds and looked over facebook and Pico saw its great evil as well as the propaganda of the lower case f and it sickened him to see that symbol on the back of every milk carton. Pico was felt grim as he returned to Flup and told Flup " Facebook may very well take us down though our followers are loyal, even they have a facebook". Flup knew there was only one way to take down such an evil and persuasive foe like facebook. Flup said to Pico " We must tell a new story and we must make the people aware of facebook's darkness.

Sadly this is where the story ends, but my fellow Newgrounder's we must stand strong against facebook!
Erase your facebook account today NG has been around longer and it will never fade into darkness as facebook will.
It also will not steal your pictures and information without your permission, not to mention NG gives you credit for your work instead of just taking it and using it for their own Evil purposes