I'm coming out of the closet.

[Wriggle]

I am 100% Heterosexual. I don't like taking it up the ass from another guy. It seems really weird.

I have tried to be gay like everyone else here, but it just never works.

Sorry guys, I guess I am just the weird one here. I like girls not guys. It seems as though all the girls on here will be afraid that I like them now... Damn I hope Sekhemdoesn't get the impression. We were really close because she thought I was actually gay.

Irony?

[Xenomit]

Nah, we all know

[Trambamboline]

Shut up and take it, or we'll send you to gay camp.

[Xenomit]

At 6/16/13 01:28 AM, Trambamboline wrote: Shut up and take it, or we'll send you to gay camp.

The one that makes you gay, or the one that makes you not gay?

Or both?

[Trambamboline]

At 6/16/13 01:29 AM, Xenomit wrote: The one that makes you gay, or the one that makes you not gay?

The first. We all know straight people don't exist. They're like the Wolfman, they're not real.

[BenwaHakubi]

It okay. I like boobies too.

[mothballs]

The thought of having sex with another man disgusts me. I don't disrespect gays, but I will say that every single gay person that I've ever met was a complete disrespectful douchebag (besides the people I've met on the internet).

[Sword-of-Kings]

I'm gonna go into the closet with Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly.

[Boomstick]

That's cool, but you can never wash the shit off your dick, no matter how hot or hard

[Ragnarokia]

At 6/16/13 01:56 AM, mothballs wrote: (besides the people I've met on the internet).

Find someone over the internet then!
It does suck that you seem to be around an area where people act like that though, doesn't exactly give a good view.

[notYert]

At 6/16/13 03:48 AM, Boomstick wrote: That's cool, but you can never wash the shit off your dick, no matter how hot or hard

that's why you make sure the rectum has been cleaned and prepared for penetration beforehand

nobody wants a poopy dick.

[TheColourAwesome]

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I hate being in the majority! Payy attentionn to meeeeeeee

[positively-negative]

I like my closet. It's secure and private, and even though it's not the largest place in the world, it still has enough space for me to be comfortable.

[Ghombeat]

Oh Oh, you better run now, Wriggle, before Sekhem gets you.

[Insanctuary]

At 6/16/13 01:56 AM, mothballs wrote: The thought of having sex with another man disgusts me. I don't disrespect gays, but I will say that every single gay person that I've ever met was a complete disrespectful douchebag (besides the people I've met on the internet).

Implying that a fetish suggests any governing of someone's intentions. ;3

[Ejit]

At 6/16/13 01:14 AM, Wriggle wrote:

Irony?

Trying SO hard and falling flat on your face?

And by the way Sekhem's like a 50 year old man

[Scarface]

At 6/16/13 01:14 AM, Wriggle wrote: I am 100% Heterosexual. I don't like taking it up the ass from another guy. It seems really weird.

I have tried to be gay like everyone else here, but it just never works.

NO! You're just confused, honey, that's all! It's just a phase that some people at your age go through, but you have to fight it! God didn't want us to have sex with opposites, that just doesn't make any sense. You know Wegra and I love you very much, but we didn't raise you to be this way. Please, honey, can't you see this isn't what we wanted for you?

I like girls not guys.

You just wait until your father comes home. He's not going to like the fact that his son is a dirty hetero.

(*sniff)...I'm losing my baby...

[Cootie]

I wish I was gay so I could always be with my buddies :( lucky fucks.

[ragnkinson]

At 6/16/13 01:28 AM, Trambamboline wrote: Shut up and take it, or we'll send you to gay camp.

I read that as "Gay Cramp" does that make me weird?

[argile]

but it says both of you are males ...so you're bi?

[ragnkinson]

Don't forget tissue OP!

[Jester]

At 6/16/13 01:14 AM, Wriggle wrote:

I like girls not guys.

Which is unfortunate for you, really.

[Letiger]

At 6/16/13 01:14 AM, Wriggle wrote: I don't like taking it up the ass from another guy.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

[T3XT]

Like your sig didn't give it away.

You're not an oddity here for being straight, stop making these attention-whoring threads and pretending pretending you're the sanctity of the BBS.

[Letiger]

At 6/16/13 04:31 PM, T3XT wrote: Like your sig didn't give it away.

You're not an oddity here for being straight

I disagree.

[tox]

filler text

[Natick]

At 6/16/13 01:14 AM, Wriggle wrote: victim entitlement complex

sure is