At 6/17/13 04:20 PM, TomFulp wrote:
Really wonder how many people would keep them on-hand.
I would never let mine leave my wallet.
Just walking up to random assholes and dropping
"Now, I know you're wondering who I am. With my suave voice, chiseled abs and shaved nipples, how could you not? Don't worry, I can see the sheer amount of curiosity eating you up. Look at me when I'm speaking to you, I'm not technically nude in public.
I'll have you know I'm a relatively unknown user of a fairly popular flash-based website. Here's my card. Keep it. It'll come in handy."
Then just strutting away or something.
Some other uses for this magnificent idea:
- Slipping it to a police officer who's giving you a ticket and telling them "I hope this will change your mind."
- Handing them out at funerals, and telling them that you specialize in this type of occasion.
- Stapling them to five-dollar notes and giving them to kids with a wink and a "Don't tell your mother".
Yes, I can see no way that this could go wrong. At all, really.