Weird smell on my hands

[Xenomit]

Earlier today when I was walking my dog (little chewy the chihuahua) I stumbled across a very strange flower, and decided to pick it. There were 4 of them, each of them having a single bud and standing about 3 feet tall, and the actual flower had the general look of a dandelion, but much much much bigger, and instead of little fluffy seeds, they were weird little buds (they're closed right now, but I'm 99% sure that they bloom).

When I snapped it off the stem, some kind of strange slimy juice got all over my hands; it smells absolutely horrible. When I got home, I washed my hands, and noticed that the smell was still there. Not only was it still there, but I couldn't smell the soap, and it hadn't subsided any at all. I immediately proceeded to wash my hands again, and then two more times, but the smell was still there, still just as strong. I tried rubbing my hands on stainless steel, I tried soaking them in tomato paste, I tried rubbing them with olive oil, but the smell is still there.

I've never seen this flower before in my entire life, and now I've got some kind of weird slimy flower juice stuck on my hands.

Halp.

[Psycho666]

Try making a paste out of baking soda and water, then let it set on your smelly hands for a few minutes. Scrub it clean and check it again.

[tox]

Guess you need to masterbate

[MushookieMan]

Try using full strength bleach and ammonia on your hands at the same time.

[FlakJaketPro]

At 6/13/13 06:55 PM, tox wrote: Guess you need to masterbate

I was just thinking about posting a reply that was Semen related.
Damn.

[Jester]

Herbal shit does a good job at making your hands smelly with scents that will only really go away with time.

[MushookieMan]

At 6/13/13 06:56 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Try using full strength bleach and ammonia on your hands at the same time.

You might die but you'll be unable to smell... er I mean it won't smell.

[GACBassPlayer]

try hitting it with a meat cleaver and see if it goes away

[Psycho666]

The best soap in the world is borax soap. You can find it in hardware shops, maybe art supply stores and supply stores for industrial workplaces. It's like a powder, and it is really rough. When you add a little water to the powder on your hands, and rub your hands, it gets nearly anything off.

It sounds like the 'plant goo' has oils in it that could be similar to some oils used in an autoshop, so you may need special soap.

[Xenomit]

Guys I mixed ammonia and mustard gas but now everything burns and I think I'm going blind

[Xenomit]

At 6/13/13 07:02 PM, Psycho666 wrote: The best soap in the world is borax soap.

Sweet, a reply that's actually helpful

[tox]

You own mustard gas?

[Psycho666]

At 6/13/13 07:05 PM, tox wrote: You own mustard gas?

It can't be that hard. They sell the liquid stuff in bottles all over the place.

[Satan]

A flower jizzed on you?

[Hydex3]

Warm soapy water ;o

Wash your hands babe ;o

[JRob]

Pictures would reeeeeally be helpful, just sayin'

[Viper]

Did you take at least a picture of the flowers in question?

[Xenomit]

At 6/14/13 12:54 AM, Viper50 wrote: Did you take at least a picture of the flowers in question?

After talking with a friend, I found out it's a species of allium flower, although I'm not entirely sure what it's exact name is etc

Apparently it's a member of the garlic family, which makes perfect sense given the fact that when I snapped the stem it smelled like an incredibly strong union

[Xenomit]

At 6/14/13 12:58 AM, Xenomit wrote: Apparently it's a member of the garlic family, which makes perfect sense given the fact that when I snapped the stem it smelled like an incredibly strong union

when I snapped the stem it smelled like an incredibly strong union

incredibly strong union

Holy shit why is this happening to me

I meant garlic

[Tony-DarkGrave]

Vodka is a great neutralizer.

[S3C]

At 6/14/13 01:00 AM, Xenomit wrote:

I meant garlic

garlic is an onion dumbass!

[Xenomit]

At 6/14/13 02:42 AM, S3C wrote:

At 6/14/13 01:00 AM, Xenomit wrote:

I meant garlic

garlic is an onion dumbass!

I only realized this after I looked up what an allium is

[Boomstick]

It's the smell of guilt from hopping around in your sweaty smelly virgin costume called a fur-suit.

[wildfire4461]

You might want to be carefull. Some members of the allium family of plants are poisonous (especially wild onion).

[POTaTOS]

WebMD says you're adopted.

[Viper]

At 6/14/13 12:58 AM, Xenomit wrote: After talking with a friend, I found out it's a species of allium flower, although I'm not entirely sure what it's exact name is etc

Apparently it's a member of the garlic family, which makes perfect sense given the fact that when I snapped the stem it smelled like an incredibly strong union

Ah okay. It's times like these I wish I took Horticulture while I was in High School....

[MONGOL9999999]

Caus cum on ur hands x-dddddddddddd

[Lagerkapo]

Smoke it, it'll get you high.

[kmau]

Coffee powder might neutralize the smell.

[Thor]

At 6/14/13 12:58 AM, Xenomit wrote: it smelled like an incredibly strong union

Goddamn those labor unions and their factory-stench