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At 6/7/13 07:48 PM, Natick wrote:

so the whole BC-Bud crackdown festival isn't over yet?

As far as I know, it's still contraband.

Definitely not on par with how it is in Washington and Colorado. Definitely nowhere the amount of dispensaries that I've seen when I'm in Denver by far.

Syrup swigging hockey nuts, that's what they is.

At 6/7/13 08:52 PM, tox wrote: the rest of the world loves us to bits, because we are so close to the americans but resisst thier influence and style for the most part ..

hahahaha

not gonna disagree about the world loving canadians tho

My favorite band is Canadian (Skinny Puppy).

Also, it's hard to hate a country that has hardly done anything good or bad on a global front. Does Canada even have an Army? I don't know why we don't just invade the damn place, or better yet just roll in there, ask real nice and they'll probably hand it over on their own. Then again, if we really wanted to, we could own both Americas with little resistance.
/"typical American arrogance"

To put it in the words of GTA IV, "Because I love my country and if you don't: Fuck You, and your fat wife!"

holy shit, the guy right above me

Is it just me, or have their been a rash of Canadian threads lately?

At 6/7/13 08:52 PM, tox wrote: they hate us because we are the only people to burn their white house down twice, resist and beat them in every tatical war through time

Canada was a British colony, so that doesn't count. Plus, Canada has never won a war against us, considering that we were allies with them for a long time, and Canada would unconditionally surrender in a war against us in 3 weeks.

and we have hotter women, better health care,

That's rather subjective.

the better half of niagra falls,

I'll give you that one.

Stuff that was meant to compliment Canada, but was talking about Americans.

Fixed for truth.

Now I know that you're talking about us, because there is no way in hell Canada has all that stuff, that we don't as well. Never mind that all those warships you talk about belonged to Britain at one time, so don't claim that Canada has any naval warships when they were part of the British Empire or Commonwealth.

the rest of the world loves us to bits, because we are so close to the americans but resisst thier influence and style for the most part ..

No one outside of us and a few others countries care about Canada. Never mind that they do take a lot of influence and style from us once Canada broke off from Britain.

I'll say it before, and I'll say it again, The grass isn't greener on the other side, because if it was, there would be a lot more people moving to Canada right about now.

At 6/7/13 11:45 PM, Natick wrote: holy shit, the guy right above me

*Russian accent* I know right, comrade? Is big disgust to see American pig wallow around in his dirty ways, head in air like big suhburga in town. For too long will the pigs wallow in complacency as the proletariat suffer under their masters for scraping by money. Ah but their arrogance will be their down fall, they dare have pride for their putrid zer'mo of a country? Just more typical Capitalist dogs like this, blind to the truth of their ways. Pride is like disease, and too many Americans are infected.

At 6/8/13 12:08 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 6/7/13 11:45 PM, Natick wrote: holy shit, the guy right above me

*Russian accent* I know right, comrade? Is big disgust to see American pig wallow around in his dirty ways, head in air like big suhburga in town. For too long will the pigs wallow in complacency as the proletariat suffer under their masters for scraping by money. Ah but their arrogance will be their down fall, they dare have pride for their putrid zer'mo of a country? Just more typical Capitalist dogs like this, blind to the truth of their ways. Pride is like disease, and too many Americans are infected.

Good job, I did read this all with a Russian accent. v

At 6/7/13 08:52 PM, tox wrote: they hate us because we are the only people to burn their white house down twice,

Actually that was done by British forces if memory seves.

resist and beat them in every tatical war through time,

Source please.

and we have hotter women,

That's highly debatable

better health care,

Which of course gives us all those goddamn sales taxes

the better half of niagra falls,

With all the overpriced tourist traps

all the oil, all the natural resourses, 10,000% more fresh water,

Source please

more polite people,

Hence your bragging about it to insult the USA

20,000% less crime,

Source please

enough farm land to be able to feed half the world,

Source please

a military that at one point has had control of EVERY SINGLE naval warship that they have ever produced,

Source please

a military that is ranked actually higher in skill then even their best teams,

Source please

and becaue we are so polite,

See above

we allow them to come up here and vacation to sorta show off of how awesome we actually are..

I call bullshit

the rest of the world loves us to bits,

I think the rest of the world disagrees

because we are so close to the americans but resisst thier influence and style for the most part ..

Clearly you live an incredibly sheltered life, just about every facet of Canadian culture is identical to that of the USA's

oh and we are not americans..

Canada is in North America, hence we are Americans.

Just out of curiosity have you been to the USA Tox?

At 6/8/13 12:08 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: *Russian accent*

did you lose some sort of masochistic bet and now have to keep posting paragraphs of pretentious, long-winded, slippery-slope, ironic bullshit and act as if you're impressing any of us or what because i'm never sitting here laughing, i'm cringing

At 6/8/13 12:33 AM, Natick wrote: i'm never sitting here laughing, i'm cringing

Yeah, it's hard to laugh with a stick up your ass, isn't it?

At 6/8/13 12:36 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Yeah, it's hard to laugh with a stick up your ass, isn't it?

whoa, who are you and what have you done with our good old wholesome village idiot, hollowedpumpkinz? yeah, we all knew he was dumb but he wasn't dumb enough to unironically criticize anyone else for being too prudish

...i hoped

At 6/7/13 04:49 AM, BigFatKid wrote: Okay this Canadian hate is getting out of control:

i love how he ended his ignorant tirade with "stop being so ignorant"

At 6/8/13 12:41 AM, Natick wrote:

At 6/8/13 12:36 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: Yeah, it's hard to laugh with a stick up your ass, isn't it?

whoa, who are you and what have you done with our good old wholesome village idiot, hollowedpumpkinz? yeah, we all knew he was dumb but he wasn't dumb enough to unironically criticize anyone else for being too prudish

...i hoped

I'll ignore that comment for now and be straight with you for a sec, because you seem a little lost friend.

You wanna know what unironically debating anyone on this site gets you? I'll give you a hint as I have been in far too many, the formula goes: "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you." + Knit picking at things out of context (line by line style) = Inevitable degradation into ad hominem^idiocy.
It gets tiring because then you realize, opinions are opinions and your just stroking your own dick by arguing with some people on everything. I'm not saying all arguments go like that, there are some where fact counts more than opinions and it is possible to actually "win" the argument. But even when you "win" you never really...win. You know what I mean? It still leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, no one has a good time. On certain issues, it's important to stand your ground and stand up for what you believe in, if you feel strongly about something, say something.

But do you really think I give a damn about Canada/US relations or which is better than which? Why not make an obviously overly arrogant comment that also undertones the importance of patriotism? Why not reply to your snarky comment with a Communistic response that also undertones the folly of the negative outlook on American pride which is so commonly misinterpreted as "typical American arrogance"? Especially when such "arrogance" is the very reason America has become such a success story. Why you ask? Because it is a thousand times more fun. You take things too seriously my friend, its not a fun road to go down. Stick to your guns, but don't shoot everything in sight.

tfw you come back from a fresh wank and see the clever-clogs you called an hour ago is back with a fresh new round of bullshit

At 6/8/13 01:26 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: I'll ignore that comment for now and be straight with you for a sec, because you seem a little lost friend.

i could just erase all of this text, quote this guy for just saying, "i suck dicks because i want to" and blankpost just for trying to jump my balls but let's keep going since he's all oily, riled up and eager to impress everyone with his unmatched skills of pulling out tl;drs literally from out his own ass

You wanna know what unironically debating anyone on this site gets you? I'll give you a hint as I have been in far too many, the formula goes: "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you." + Knit picking at things out of context (line by line style) = Inevitable degradation into ad hominem^idiocy.

well, if there's anyone here to keep saying that it's safe to stick to what you know then ^

It gets tiring because then you realize, opinions are opinions and your just stroking your own dick by arguing with some people on everything. I'm not saying all arguments go like that, there are some where herpity herpity derpity derpity hey look hairy testicles my favorite slurp slurp yum yum get the ice cream scooper, i'm going to try something new

cool story bro

but no really

But do you really think I give a damn about Canada/US relations or which is better than which? Why not make an obviously overly arrogant comment that also undertones the importance of patriotism?

patriotism is shit

Why not reply to your snarky comment with a Communistic response that also undertones the folly of the negative outlook on American pride which is so commonly misinterpreted as "typical American arrogance"?

who's replying to what now

Especially when such "arrogance" is the very reason America has become such a success story.

banking the success of a nation on arrogance
my sides

You take things too seriously my friend

whoa, says the guy who felt the need to lecture me on his debating tactics

At 6/7/13 08:05 AM, infamoss wrote:

At 6/7/13 07:54 AM, BumFodder wrote:

But they do on average have a better quality of life, and they do have more freedom.

Their prices are much higher than US prices.

They also have a higher minimum wage and you forgot about the currency conversion from the Canadian dollar.

At 6/7/13 08:52 PM, tox wrote: oh and we are not americans..

Yeah you are. You're North American. So is Mexico. I just love how "American" is used to describe US citizens only.

I know many people who hate Canada jokingly...but none that "really" dislike Canada.

Dropped out of high school, in Canada because of the people.
The girls here aren't all that bright, really. I can see why people would specifically hate Canadians, as one myself. When we're working we don't like being bothered by ANYONE.

I recall one time, I seen a construction worker carrying some planks back to his truck. When an old lady hobbled over, to ask when they'd be done. He lost it. He tore away the hardhat he was wearing, his facial features quickly became covered in wiry hair. His arms the size of the planks he was carrying. Before I knew it, he had picked her up and threw her over a nearby building. After the event, he retreated to his truck and drove off. Leaving only his hat, and the poor lady's bingo dabbers that had fallen from her purse.

But yeah, the girls here? Not hot.

Nobody around me hates Canadians, I don't see a reason too, either.

Wow guys you all need to chill out.

One thing I just want to get out of the way..... Canadians did not burn down the White House, so you can quit patting yourselves on the back for that one.

I think Canadians generally hate Americans for the same excuses anyone else hates us. Fat, stupid, and not giving a shit about the rest of the world. Americans hate Canadians in spite that Canadians hate Americans. "Yeah? You hate us? Well, we'll hate you back!"

Most of the hate is done online, though. The same way that you don't hear a fuck load of people shouting "nÑ-ggеrs are apes" out in the real world. If you're a Canadian in America (even if you were to wear a Canadian flag shirt), I highly doubt you would even get so much as a dirty look, and vice-versa. Its the same exact deal in the U.K.

It's because Canadians are weird.

Canada doesn't like America because we are a country that encourages our people to be stupid, violent, little bitches and then act as if we are entitled to our "American Rights" to be utterly retarded in any country on the globe.

Our country has such a poor grasp on itself, that our weapons and criminals are the biggest source of gun violence in Canada.

The data I want is in an old textbook, but this link should have a little bit of what I wanted to post.

Stupid Americans

I hate Canada for one of 2 reasons.

The main reason is the people up there are arrogant and claim their shit is the cleanest shit they have ever taken a dump with than all of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA shit's combined. Just shut up already, "we're in North America blah blah blah, don't associate with the retards of the lower america."

Another reason I hate Canada is because of stupid women like Jillian Barberie-Reynolds-whatever. She has gone through so many husbands and is just a plain bitch. I hated her on Fox 11 News, I'm glad they finally fired her. She kept talking about her "fancy collection of clothes" and how her husband is in the marines. Now she's separated again, because she's a skanky gold digger.

Anyways, TL;DR Canada is full of pricks who claim their shit is better and I hate Jillian Barberie-Reynolds.
To make a clear example of how Canadians are watch the King of the Hill episode Uh-oh, Canada. I can't sum it up more perfectly than that.