Its what you don't know
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So I'm probably really good at sucking dick. Like, just the best. I slob the knob all the way down to the balls and I only choke if you want me to. My Tongue-Fu is epic on that tip...
But how would I know?
Sure, I could go blow a homeless guy for drug money but why? I'd rather make jack-off flicks... but not just any jack-off flick, like... THE jack-off flick. Something real classy... jacking off in a hot tub, blowing my load on something silk, listening to knock-off Kenny G music.... yeah, that's that shit.
Just me, a camera, and two little people dressed up like one giant human in a comically over sized trench coat and hat.
I'm positive. it would be a great film.
Sometimes I like to misspell words because I'm really bad at spelling. Sometimes I spell words right but I really don't know when I do because... well... I'm really bad at spelling. Do they make horse socks? If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis.
Below is a picture of my cat.
John Rambo is my hero
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Ok, why the fuck was there no picture of a cat?
you best suck my cock now!
Death cures a fool
- lolomfgisuck
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At 6/5/13 05:54 PM, MrPercie wrote: Ok, why the fuck was there no picture of a cat?
Oh my bad. Here you go... picture of my cat.
John Rambo is my hero
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At 6/5/13 06:34 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:At 6/5/13 05:54 PM, MrPercie wrote: Ok, why the fuck was there no picture of a cat?Oh my bad. Here you go... picture of my cat.
Here's a picture of my cat
I wish
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Thread of the year.
I'm not even joking, this made me lol hard.
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This thread is gayer than George Takei with AIDs.
Be an Original
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At 6/5/13 05:52 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Do they make horse socks? If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis.
Yeah I've seen Billy Madison too.
Below is a picture of my cat.
He should put some weight on him.
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You shouldn't have done that....
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At 6/5/13 05:52 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Sure, I could go blow a homeless guy for drug money but why?
Wait....if hes homeless how would he have money for that?
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If you don't put down the crack-pipe soon, I suspect you'll get to experience the feeling of blowing a homeless dude for drug money...
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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
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