A simple game where you offer something to someone, but there is a catch. You may either take the deal and leave it. Then you will have to give the next offer.
I offer you the ability to fly, but at cost you will have no arms or legs.
By the way don't even ask about the drawing below. It's yet another product of my insomnia. I decided to share it with you guys because it wasn't half bad. xD
At 6/4/13 11:21 PM, Sharktoof wrote: A simple game where you offer something to someone, but there is a catch. You may either take the deal and leave it. Then you will have to give the next offer.
I offer you the ability to fly, but at cost you will have no arms or legs.
By the way don't even ask about the drawing below. It's yet another product of my insomnia. I decided to share it with you guys because it wasn't half bad. xD
I'll take it. I dont need arms or legs, they only get in my way/
I offer you the ability to see the future, at the cost of your eye's.
*Hands Kevlar vest* You'll need this
At 6/5/13 12:00 AM, ColbatWarrior552 wrote:At 6/4/13 11:21 PM, Sharktoof wrote: A simple game where you offer something to someone, but there is a catch. You may either take the deal and leave it. Then you will have to give the next offer.I'll take it. I dont need arms or legs, they only get in my way/
I offer you the ability to fly, but at cost you will have no arms or legs.
By the way don't even ask about the drawing below. It's yet another product of my insomnia. I decided to share it with you guys because it wasn't half bad. xD
I offer you the ability to see the future, at the cost of your eye's.
Leave it.
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.
At 6/5/13 12:07 AM, Revo357912 wrote:
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.
A sharp twig coming OUT of our ass?
At 6/5/13 12:07 AM, Revo357912 wrote:At 6/5/13 12:00 AM, ColbatWarrior552 wrote:Leave it.At 6/4/13 11:21 PM, Sharktoof wrote:
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.
leave it
I offer the right of immortality but at the cost of seeing everyone around you die
The Blood Of Lost Souls Stains My Blade
At 6/5/13 12:12 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:At 6/5/13 12:07 AM, Revo357912 wrote:leave itAt 6/5/13 12:00 AM, ColbatWarrior552 wrote:Leave it.At 6/4/13 11:21 PM, Sharktoof wrote:
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.
I offer the right of immortality but at the cost of seeing everyone around you die
That's a given with immortality. Take it. I offer the ability to have any woman you want. But in return, you have to be gay. Not bi, gay.
At 6/5/13 12:15 AM, Travis wrote:
I offer you immeasurable wealth, but you will not be able to have children
Leave it. Refer to my last post for the deal, it was skipped over.
At 6/5/13 12:15 AM, Travis wrote:At 6/5/13 12:12 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:Leave it...At 6/5/13 12:07 AM, Revo357912 wrote:leave itAt 6/5/13 12:00 AM, ColbatWarrior552 wrote:Leave it.At 6/4/13 11:21 PM, Sharktoof wrote:
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.
I offer the right of immortality but at the cost of seeing everyone around you die
I offer you immeasurable wealth, but you will not be able to have children
Take it. i'll just adopt.
I offer you the chance to fall in love, at the cost of your closest friendship.
*Hands Kevlar vest* You'll need this
At 6/5/13 12:15 AM, Travis wrote: I offer you immeasurable wealth, but you will not be able to have children
Take it.
I offer you pancakes, but you will have no syrup.
At 6/5/13 12:15 AM, Travis wrote:At 6/5/13 12:12 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:Leave it...At 6/5/13 12:07 AM, Revo357912 wrote:leave itAt 6/5/13 12:00 AM, ColbatWarrior552 wrote:Leave it.At 6/4/13 11:21 PM, Sharktoof wrote:
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.
I offer the right of immortality but at the cost of seeing everyone around you die
I offer you immeasurable wealth, but you will not be able to have children
I would take it... I dont mind not having any children (o_O)
You can live anywhere you want, but you have to live with the person you hate the most in the world
At 6/5/13 12:20 AM, yuni-suki wrote: You can live anywhere you want, but you have to live with the person you hate the most in the world
I don't mind living with Bobby Kotick. I could steal some of his money while he's away.
I grant the user below me, infinite art talent, but you become a whiny bitch and you throw a tantrum over less than perfect reviews.
At 6/5/13 12:25 AM, Chdonga wrote:
I grant the user below me, infinite art talent, but you become a whiny bitch and you throw a tantrum over less than perfect reviews.
Leave it. I offer the ability to be a great dancer, but you lose both your feet. I'm not gonna give my first idea a third shot.
I offer the right of immortality but at the cost of seeing everyone around you die
take it.
do you ever listen to your self talk!
At 6/5/13 12:35 AM, silverspecks wrote:At 6/5/13 12:25 AM, Chdonga wrote:Leave it. I offer the ability to be a great dancer, but you lose both your feet. I'm not gonna give my first idea a third shot.
I grant the user below me, infinite art talent, but you become a whiny bitch and you throw a tantrum over less than perfect reviews.
Leave it, seems pretty senseless to me and the con is completely counter-intuitive to the pro.
I grant you the ability to become immortal. You will have all the time in the world to explore the world and pursue every craft and ultimately (in time) become knowledgeable in nearly every subject, accomplishing every goal you could ever conceive as well as engaging in intercourse of only the finest select individuals of the opposite gender.
However, because you are immortal you are in capable of dying. The window that humans have been around in comparison to how long you will live is very narrow indeed. If some catastrophic event were to occur that wiped out all of humanity only you would remain, for near eternity, alone. You would slowly collapse in on yourself, losing all traces of sanity and would only be relieved of this curse when the process of life repeated itself and newly formed intelligent life began and by that time you would be so distant and unable to interact with them it would be nearly pointless. Eventually the planet itself would be no more and you floating helplessly through space for countless lifetimes until inevitably you were to come in contact with another mass and be drawn in due to it's gravitational pull where you would again remain to repeat the process, until eventually you would enter a black hole and the laws of your immortality would be crushed by the laws of physics ending your suffering.
Shivers
At 6/5/13 02:28 AM, Elixur wrote:
I grant you the ability to become immortal.
Take it. If I wanna die, I just gotta destroy my body completely. I offer the ability to be a great singer, but you gotta give up your tounge.
I don't think I'm very good at these.
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