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Well, stop smoking and cut off them weed

shoulda bought a smoke buddy if you're gunna try and get away with dat shit

Yeah, this here is all your fault buddy. Abide by your parents rules when living in their home. Don't like it, then leave. It's simple.

Do you only have stoners as friends?

At 6/3/13 06:31 PM, Cordyceps wrote: Did your parents buy you a god damned car?

Jesus fuck.

They didn't buy it for me but yes they gave me one of their old cars

I'm not really mad at my dad (his house, his rules I suppose) I'm more upset about getting my stupid ass caught and losing all the weed I just bought this Friday

At 6/3/13 07:55 PM, wankwest wrote: Do you only have stoners as friends?

Almost every friend I have smokes
Seems like most people have at least tried it

Well, I'm not normally the type to give advice to stoners, but maybe, JUST MAYBE...

You should cut down on weed? It certainly not the best thing to get addicted to. Just because weed is natural, doesn't mean it can be dangerous. You know what else is natural?

Bears. Don't fuck with bears, although I like bears. Bears are cool...

I give terrible advice. Still, don't fuck with bears.

First world problems, lol.

I must say, your attachment to weed is some what unhealthy, I mean, its not just weed, its weed culture, like the only time you can have a good time is when you're high. That didn't use to be true, you can't tell me your life was terrible and you never found happiness until you smoked a bowl, if that's the case, you need a serious life adjustment. Who cares if you can't smoke a bowl in your house anymore? It sounds like your life has been too easy anyways, find a job, go back to school, do something, just don't continue the path you're on, it leads through miles of hell with no sign of a stairway.

I think a good comparison to weed is gambling. It's just a drain on money, buying a bit of false happiness that's destined to fade. Would a gambler move to Oklahoma just to gamble all the time? Wouldn't you think that's sad? Same thing as a stoner moving to Colorado to smoke weed all the time. It's just a drain, it provides nothing real, or even tangible, its just smoke in the air and in your head man. You wanna smoke it? Fine, do it in a place where your little brother won't pick up your habits just because he sees his older brother doing it.

But don't let weed even come close to affecting your real life obligations, responsibilities, or decisions. Weed, in the long run, means nothing. It's just a fucking plant for God's sake and does nothing good for you.

Why the fuck would you wank off, while someone else is home?

aren't you 19 or something?

At 6/3/13 08:32 PM, Sharktoof wrote: I give terrible advice. Still, don't fuck with bears.

Words to live by right here, lol. Weed isn't the worse thing to smoke, and really the only addiction to it is the of the mental variety, where someonethinks they need it to have a good time, thinks they need it to relax (despite the fact that it inspires paranoia in many), andthinks their life is horrible until they hit the bong again. It's not pretty to watch and can very easily lead to them wanting a stronger high from more dangerous, physically addicting drugs like heroin or cocaine (hint: the reason it's called the Gateway drug). And then their life is officially down the shitter.

So no, I don't endorse or even condone the habitual smoking of this drug (or any drug really). I mean, its fine when you can moderate yourself, and then you have those who can't, and then they delve into weed culture where smoking becomes not just something you do every now and then, it becomes a past-time, a hobby and shit can snowball hard. Some people like to think horror stories on weed don't exist but they do, as with most things you can get mentally addicted to (Video Games*, Gambling...the Internet D:) and unlike the 3 I mentioned, weed can be physically detrimental as well, minimally yes, but memory loss, paranoia, and such are common and documented.

I'm just saying, watch your ass like you would with most things that aren't very safe. Weed is not harmless, and if you treat it like you can smoke as much as you want over a period of months and DO, you're in for a world of hurt.

*think WoW

PollowedHumpkinz commented on a thread about weed

this oughta be good

At 6/3/13 08:59 PM, Natick wrote: PollowedHumpkinz commented on a thread about weed

this oughta be good

If you're insinuating that I might: A) argue and debate in an endless game of "I'm right, you're wrong, fuck you." or B) explode over someone saying otherwise or insulting me or calling me wrong.

Than, I might suggest you not pick up horse derby gambles or become a weather man. I'm sorry I won't be able to entertain you, we can still be friends right?

I's sowy.

At 6/3/13 09:25 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: If you're insinuating that I might have nice slippery balls in my mouth

you seem to be doing a fine job of that by yourself

we can still be friends right?

no

I's sowy.

do not attempt to kiss my ass please

i mean, thanks for the free sugar spewing out of my monitor and all but seriously

Smoking the ganja isn't as bad as other things you could be doing, depending on how young your little brother is I can see your dads point however.

Pumpkin

Your advice is sort of lost on me. First of all I have a job. I've gone through periods in which I've smoked weed errday and the only bad thing that happened was I got bored with being fucked up all the time and took a break. I did go through withdrawal but cannabis withdrawal is a joke compared to pretty much any other drug.

If it becomes legal/when I move to where it's legal I'll pick it up again. Though I doubt that's in the near future.

At 6/3/13 09:51 PM, Entice wrote: Pumpkin

Your advice is sort of lost on me. First of all I have a job. I've gone through periods in which I've smoked weed errday and the only bad thing that happened was I got bored with being fucked up all the time and took a break. I did go through withdrawal but cannabis withdrawal is a joke compared to pretty much any other drug.

If it becomes legal/when I move to where it's legal I'll pick it up again. Though I doubt that's in the near future.

damn, wish i had weed, a job and lived somewhere where weed legal but instead i have no weed, no job and live in a state where only first-time possessions aren't always declared felonies

that's just as far as i know though. you have to be pretty thick to get caught around here

At 6/3/13 09:38 PM, Natick wrote: I love you :3

I <3 Natick so hard, EXTREME homo.

@ Entice: What job do you have? Do you like it or is it just a meh, job.

At 6/3/13 12:22 AM, Entice wrote: So I smoke a few bowls out of my bong and a bit more and then watch some lezzie porn so my dad walks in on me fapping.

At 6/3/13 10:28 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 6/3/13 09:38 PM, Natick wrote: I love you :3

I <3 Natick so hard, EXTREME homo.

@ Entice: What job do you have? Do you like it or is it just a meh, job.

I'm a waiter, which I like. It isn't very hard and pays better than most jobs I could get right now.
I'm going to school to be a software developer.

Once I get enough money to cover room and board (my tuition is gov't paid) I can p much be on my own and smoke my lungs out if I want to so I guess I shouldn't be very bothered by my dad stealing mah weed