I've been arrested for marijuana possession and paraphernalia.
It sucked cock.
I was in a car with 4 other people and I was the only one arrested. One officer said I could just go home. I was ecstatic, thinking I could get off Scot-free, but instead, I was cuffed and driven to the corrections facility half an hour away. I was strip searched by a middle-aged man with a mustache. I had to squat and cough in the buff in front of this fat motherfucker just because I had a small quantity of weed. I sat in the facility for hours with crazed minorities and drunk bastards, cold and shoe-less. I paid $126 dollars to post bond and they took the other $600 in my wallet and released me onto a cold unforgiving street with no money and a dead phone.
All I can say is fuck the government and fuck the police. I know I was stupid for taking that shit into the car, but the punishment was fit for a murderer. I ended up paying $1,200 for court fees and all that shit.