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Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 08:49:18

How do you explain the fact he has a son named jesus christ.

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 08:55:22

At 5/19/13 08:49 AM, Slint wrote: How do you explain the fact he has a son named jesus christ.

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What proof do you have of it being a fact?

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 08:57:11

At 5/19/13 08:49 AM, Slint wrote: How do you explain the fact he has a son named jesus christ.

But what if Jesus is not really his son?

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 08:57:31

but this

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 09:32:11

What if Jesus never exist?

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 09:34:18

If people drive jokes into the ground, why is the internet funny?

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 09:44:48

At 5/19/13 09:34 AM, BPremo wrote: If people drive jokes into the ground, why is the internet funny?

The internet is still funny?


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 09:47:04

Yeah well you all seem so smart so explain this:

If god isn't real, how come there's CHURCHES?

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 09:51:44

At 5/19/13 09:47 AM, Slint wrote: Yeah well you all seem so smart so explain this:

If god isn't real, how come there's CHURCHES?

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Because Atheism did not flourish in the middle ages, in which the belief in God was large, and churches have been built. Atheism, by definition, is not believing of the idea of God; if the whole world was Atheist, we wouldn't have churches.

Please use logic:
- Theory is an idea made up of many facts.
- Evolution is one of the most strongest theories out there.
- Some of us extremest atheist try to cuss and insult religion - saying it's for dumbasses and screaming EVOLUTION everywhere - which is why our repetition is bad. Stop treating us like that.

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:01:26

At 5/19/13 09:51 AM, DancingEngie wrote:
At 5/19/13 09:47 AM, Slint wrote: Yeah well you all seem so smart so explain this:

If god isn't real, how come there's CHURCHES?

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Because Atheism did not flourish in the middle ages, in which the belief in God was large, and churches have been built. Atheism, by definition, is not believing of the idea of God; if the whole world was Atheist, we wouldn't have churches.

hey bro i don't think he was being that serious why don't you chill and suck this dick


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:06:36

epic

posting in an epic thread get owned atheist losers haha wow u atheists got showed who is the boss

that is GOD


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:08:33

At 5/19/13 09:56 AM, hecticjon wrote: The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Holy fuck my sides.

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:12:50

I don't think intelligence folk of either side care to reply to him?


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:20:53

At 5/19/13 09:47 AM, Slint wrote: Yeah well you all seem so smart so explain this:

If god isn't real, how come there's CHURCHES?

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What does that have to do with Stan?


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:29:34

butt if god as reel ho can u xplane dat i got ulsers in mi moth

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:31:15

At 5/19/13 08:57 AM, Strength wrote: but this

Holy fuck, that made me laugh way more than is socially acceptable.


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:42:38

i should tell my ese jesus that he's the son of god!

he's gonna be thrilled, he just came back up from Juarez this'll make his day/

I wonder what its like to be the son of a diety?


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 10:55:12

ha ha wow mate im glad this was a joke because i was going to smash this argument with so many facts, i thought you were a dumb! ;))


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 11:06:11

At 5/19/13 10:55 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: ha ha wow mate im glad this was a joke because i was going to smash this argument with so many facts, i thought you were a dumb! ;))

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 11:21:28

At 5/19/13 11:06 AM, Slint wrote:
At 5/19/13 10:55 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: ha ha wow mate im glad this was a joke because i was going to smash this argument with so many facts, i thought you were a dumb! ;))
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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 11:39:29

At 5/19/13 09:44 AM, Viper50 wrote:
At 5/19/13 09:34 AM, BPremo wrote: If people drive jokes into the ground, why is the internet funny?
The internet is still funny?

It better be, we're doomed if people starts taking it seriously

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 11:48:34

This thread turned out great, I can't fucking breathe.


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 11:57:26

My lack of faith basis has been rocked...
You have converted me, good sir.


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 12:07:48

At 5/19/13 09:56 AM, hecticjon wrote: The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 12:13:54

If God isn't real, how come I can hear His voice in my head?

Checkmate atheists.

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 12:23:37

At 5/19/13 12:13 PM, SirFinland wrote: If God isn't real, how come I can hear His voice in my head?

Checkmate atheists.

He has a point. I closed my eyes and fell on my knees after 3 days of fasting, and the voice I heard in my head agreed.


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 12:50:17

If there is a god, why are there Mexicans?

Tie score!


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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 12:53:50

If there is no god then why is there a god?

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 13:01:33

god is real

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Response to Atheists: If God Isn't Real... 2013-05-19 13:08:04

At 5/19/13 08:49 AM, Slint wrote: How do you explain the fact he has a son named jesus christ.

he had a son?

I never knew that.

I would like to meet his son one day, as his existence doesn't really prove god exists as there have been many great or important figures in history who have had their deeds exaggerated into legend and myth, whether it be roman, greek, muslim or christian.


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