At 7/14/13 05:44 PM, Rilo15 wrote:
At 7/14/13 05:19 PM, AxTekk wrote:
- Rampant isn't actually British, he just really likes the accent.-Rampant is ironically, living the American dream.
Oh, but my story is much more complex than that. I'm actually a Chinese sleeper agent sent to infiltrate the British government, who sent me in as a sleeper agent to spy on the Russian government, where I met a female rapper/producer as talented as I am, and we had a kid - you know him as Rama - then the Russians sent me to the Moon where I rode around on a lunar rover, using NASA's assets as my personal go-kart. I returned to Earth where, after the fall of the Soviet government, the newly elected leaders sent me to Britain as a sleeper cell slash rocket engineer, but I have no clue how to build a rocket, and thus accidentally blew up the British Space Agency's test labs (which is why England does not have it's own space agency), and also where I picked up accent. The Labour Party subsequently sent me to America to "fuck up someone else's space programme instead!" -- remember Challenger? Yup, that was me.
The Chinese then activated all the sleeper cells. Turns out, our instructions were just to write Tom Clancy fanfic. Kinda anticlimactic, really.