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At 7/11/13 10:47 AM, PiGPEN wrote: http://www.mediafire.com/download/ywp52b1432b8ggu/asymmetric al_battle_EQ.wav
how's this for a beat?

The "yip, yip, yip, yip, YIP, YIP, YIP, YIP!" with pitch-shifting just reminds me of this awful song.

At 7/11/13 01:29 PM, PiGPEN wrote: >using audacity
uwotm8?

Lel, some people actually do. Rusko makes most his shit heavily using Audacity, and Burial makes all his stuff in there too.

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  CLAB - Teqneek vs Carefoot by BigRed

  2013 CLABTRAP MC KNOCK OUT - Round 1: Teqneek vs Carefoot

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Round 1 is up. I'm going to do one week of hype. I'm calling these battles next Wednesday.

Round 2 Starts on Thursday!

GO TO THE FACEBOOK PAGE AND VOTE ON YOUR FAVOURITE BATTLE
Both MCs from the winning battle get a free 2012 album.

Vote here.

At 7/11/13 01:57 PM, BigRed wrote: HEY EVERYONE I'M CAREFOOT AND I COOKED UP A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT FOR YOU!!! #BODYBAG
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542546

Here's a version that won't give you a fucking aneurysm

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  Teq vs NOT Carefoot by Teqneek

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At 7/11/13 04:15 PM, Teqneek wrote:

At 7/11/13 01:57 PM, BigRed wrote: HEY EVERYONE I'M CAREFOOT AND I COOKED UP A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT FOR YOU!!! #BODYBAG
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542546

Here's a version that won't give you a fucking aneurysm
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542564

Requires more ManClock! I'm going to rape you harder than flava flav would.

At 7/11/13 05:29 AM, Teqneek wrote: You know what though? POST CAREFOOT'S PIECE OF SHIT VERSION, IDGAF.

You changed everything even the lyrics. Time to post the real version!

At 7/11/13 04:32 PM, Carefoot wrote:
You changed everything even the lyrics.

Fuck off Carefoot. EVERYONE HERE knows I would never do that, especially against you. I had to gather all my energy and scrape every little bit of motivation I had in order to lay down my verses, because you are the worst rapper in the whole world.

Really, you could quite possibly be the worst rapper on the planet.

I (and I'm being completely honest here) could have gotten a grade schooler to ghostwrite my lyrics, and I still would have won. Unanimously.

Vote here:

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  CLAB - Teqneek vs Carefoot by BigRed

  2013 CLABTRAP MC KNOCK OUT - Round 1: Teqneek vs Carefoot

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And then download here:

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  Teq vs NOT Carefoot by Teqneek

  This is to protect the ears of those who heard the "battle" & want to re-listen w/o dying.

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At 7/11/13 04:49 PM, Teqneek wrote: Vote here for Carefoot because I changed all of Carefoots lyrics so I could win! HAHA I AM SO CLEVERRR!!@!!1111
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542546
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And then download here:

:http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542577

we all know you tried to let nobody hear the real barz!!!!!!

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  ManClock deletes Teqneek by Carefoot

  Teqneek Tucker Teqneek Tucker

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Manclockz real bars!

At 7/11/13 05:53 PM, Carefoot wrote: we all know you tried to let nobody hear the real barz!!!!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542577
Manclockz real bars!

Carefoot yo - this Clock crew spam voting shit is hella sideways.

At 7/11/13 07:08 PM, AxTekk wrote:

At 7/11/13 05:53 PM, Carefoot wrote: we all know you tried to let nobody hear the real barz!!!!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542577
Manclockz real bars!

Carefoot yo - this Clock crew spam voting shit is hella sideways.

Can switch to lock spamming. They are asleep. Even though they are forbidden enemies they might need to join forces. You can't expect me to let TuckGeek to go out without a fight? I told ya'll I'm old 1999 NG illuminati Tom & Wade Fulp will vote for me.

At 7/11/13 05:53 PM, Carefoot wrote:

At 7/11/13 04:49 PM, Teqneek wrote: Vote here for Carefoot because I changed all of Carefoots lyrics so I could win! HAHA I AM SO CLEVERRR!!@!!1111
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542546
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And then download here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542577

we all know you tried to let nobody hear the real barz!!!!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542577
Manclockz real bars!

Carefoot accused me of switching his verses when we battled for the MCI tournament. I understand why Teqneek did it; Carefoot is such a power house you just gotta do anything to hope for survival.

At 7/11/13 07:08 PM, AxTekk wrote:

At 7/11/13 05:53 PM, Carefoot wrote: we all know you tried to let nobody hear the real barz!!!!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542577
Manclockz real bars!

Carefoot yo - this Clock crew spam voting shit is hella sideways.

I'd hope that the people running this competition would consider those votes invalid. I don't really know though.

At 7/11/13 07:17 PM, Convey wrote: I'd hope that the people running this competition would consider those votes invalid. I don't really know though.

They are my fans why would MY fans be disqualified but not one of Teqneeks many many alts?

At 7/11/13 07:17 PM, Convey wrote: I'd hope that the people running this competition would consider those votes invalid. I don't really know though.

I think Red has been doing this long enough to see through that retarded shit, I wouldn't worry about it.

At 7/11/13 07:24 PM, Carefoot wrote:

At 7/11/13 07:17 PM, Convey wrote: I'd hope that the people running this competition would consider those votes invalid. I don't really know though.

They are my fans why would MY fans be disqualified but not one of Teqneeks many many alts?

They'd be disqualified for bandwagoning and bias. It's pretty clear you lost, and I had to listen to that battle 5 times just to make sure there wasn't anything I was missing.

At 7/11/13 07:17 PM, Convey wrote:
I'd hope that the people running this competition would consider those votes invalid. I don't really know though.

I'd seriously hope any review that gives Carefoot props for simply talking over a beat with no rhythmic delivery is invalid, even if it's a vote for me.

Seriously, what the fuck...? This is terribly bad, and nobody needs to sugarcoat it.

And to dickface- I DID NOT tamper with my vox in this thing, lol. This obsessively creepy troll/stalker thinks I redid my verses or some shit, and he apparently accused Mao of doing the same with their battle, lol. Fo seriously bruh? You're the one who mixed this bullshit down and sent it to Red in the first place, dumbass. I have all the proof if needed, btw. But I seriously want to put everything about this dumb battle behind me.

And yes, I was completely uninspired at both recording times, because of my opponent. but I still won in every conceivable way. Just like anyone else with a pulse would.

At 7/11/13 07:44 PM, Teqneek wrote: Nervous chatter.

You gon' get that clock cock.

I realize Carefoot's a troll, but this is psycho shit and it's fucking annoying.

Troll or not, you're a truly terrible person.

Oh, and here's a fun fact, Carefoot- Whether your dumb ass clocktrollwhateverthefuck friend votes count or not (lol, they don't) Red would never let you pass to round 2. Idiot.

At 7/11/13 08:04 PM, Teqneek wrote: I realize Carefoot's a troll, but this is psycho shit and it's fucking annoying.

Troll or not, you're a truly terrible person.

Oh, and here's a fun fact, Carefoot- Whether your dumb ass clocktrollwhateverthefuck friend votes count or not (lol, they don't) Red would never let you pass to round 2. Idiot.

Big Red will let whoever has the most Newgrounds users vote otherwise Fulp will pull the prize. I am sure if I get everyone to complain at the very least I can cock block you from getting a single dollar. Feel free to scrape the win off me however you like but if you do get out voted and I win then I won't be paying you shit.

I want to be the change I want to see in the world. So I am putting this out to all humans; instead of getting upset and whiney lets just enjoy this culture. I know for a fact Michael Jackson wouldn't want it this way.

Now I flipped all your bars, all of them and I didn't need to rehearse/create an 'overdub' plus I challenge you to a real life fight, a real life rap battle and I also challenge you to a blunt-after-blunt contest to see who can take the most butter hoots without passing out from my oil rig of dab-a-thon death machine red beard bong x sublimator.

Furthermore I smell very nice pot outside now. Can't troll Tuck all day.
I gotta go get high.

At 7/11/13 08:12 PM, Carefoot wrote:

At 7/11/13 08:04 PM, Teqneek wrote: I realize Carefoot's a troll, but this is psycho shit and it's fucking annoying.

Troll or not, you're a truly terrible person.

Oh, and here's a fun fact, Carefoot- Whether your dumb ass clocktrollwhateverthefuck friend votes count or not (lol, they don't) Red would never let you pass to round 2. Idiot.

Big Red will let whoever has the most Newgrounds users vote otherwise Fulp will pull the prize.

Lol NO HE WON'T. You objectively lost.

:I am sure if I get everyone to complain at the very least I can cock block you from getting a single dollar. Feel free to scrape the win off me however you like but if you do get out voted and I win then I won't be paying you shit.

Is this why you're bringing some trollvote army to the comment section? To dodge paying up? Hahaha, gimme my skrilla, you no confidence-having pussy.

I gotta go get high.

The only logical thought you've ever muttered on this thread... Go get high Carefoot, and run free... Then give me $500 and leave newgrounds, because I beat you in the most lopsided battle in history. That 34-3 win I had over Lil C is still not as big of an ass kicking as you are receiving right now.

***I too, am taking a break. I will resume my troll-bait duties some other time.***

At 7/11/13 08:27 PM, Teqneek wrote: The only logical thought you've ever muttered on this thread... Go get high Carefoot, and run free... Then give me $500 and leave newgrounds, because I beat you in the most lopsided battle in history. That 34-3 win I had over Lil C is still not as big of an ass kicking as you are receiving right now.

***I too, am taking a break. I will resume my troll-bait duties some other time.***

Dude objectively you lost you edited by verse, bit my own joke in your first verse, and I owned your 2nd verse with my first verse (I don't care what you charge BITCH THAT IS A PREFLIP I KNEW YOU WOULD TRY TO BACKOUT OR TRY SOME ARSONAL TYPE SHIT; BECAUSE YOU ARE THE HACK)

You bit your name, my jokes... whatever it doesn't matter!

Objectively GET THE FUCK OUT OF NEWGROUNDS and gimme that 500.
OBJECTIVELY you LOST watch as I win this shit show of a fake rap battle.
End of the day I have so many bars on you you may as well just keep being an anonymous little coward because if I ever did find you this wouldn't be a good look for you.

Be happy I even freestyled any time on you.

Oh and after I collect this win you better not upload any more stuff to Newgrounds. We can't have you further breaking your word. Objectively get the fuck out of NG and gimme your stinky American slave dollars you caucasian wigger. But no worries I am sure if we shook your family tree a black guy with autism would fall out.

Your a fraud in that in a real rap battle (with no over dubbing, biting, time to write flips) I would bodybag you off the planet to the point of tears and embarassment. Move back into your moms place and cop that burger king job fucker.

Oh and you can rap on a track, why are you even here rap battles are meant to be proving grounds for people looking to improve actively and if your a flawless god then your just a bloated whale in a pool you've overgrown your stay.
Time to leave tucker. Nobody cares what your real name is must be the saddest part of all.

Oh and I just spoke with Strawberry clock. He will be giving me god like troll powers. I am going to get a tatoo on my cock that says 'TUCK-STROYER'. And I am also going to get racing stripes on my foreskin. All with my Tuck money.

At 7/11/13 08:38 PM, Carefoot wrote: BLAH BLAH BLAH MY BRAIN IS A JAR OF SCRAMBLED EGGS. TEQ SOMEHOW CHEATED, EVEN THOUGH I MIXED THIS!

Show proof you stupid crybaby. I have PLENTY of proof that I did nothing to your disgraceful "battle rhymes".

YOU. SUBMITTED. THIS. NOT. ME.

my skrilla- hand it over.

At 7/11/13 08:45 PM, Teqneek wrote: nervous lying

Hm?

Well?

Did you not take my cumrag joke? Is that not from my stand up comedy act you hack?

In comedy hackery is far more punishable then in rap where biting is only hated on in forum where as Carlos Menciaing my own material against me is a sure fire way to make sure you never see a single dollar from me.

You wannabe 4chan, West coast biting (even though your FROM the eastcoast you due your coast dirty) plus your style is so... oh thats right GENERIC AND FORGETTABLE.

Go sing some pop songs as long as your adding dub tracks, singing in key and rehearsing my own jokes in song form.

Meanwhile I basically wrote all your bars.

At 7/11/13 08:50 PM, Carefoot wrote: Meanwhile I basically wrote all your bars.

The only one who can beat carefoot is carefoot.

At 7/11/13 08:50 PM, Carefoot wrote:

Did you not take my cumrag joke? Is that not from my stand up comedy act you hack?

Oh dear GOD.

You got me- You obviously invented that phrase, and I stole it from you.

Meanwhile I basically wrote all your bars.

Can't argue there. A year's worth of your stalking, trolling, harassment, and DEATH THREATS pretty much wrote my verses for me.

Look Carefoot, I'm done with this back and forth. It was fun while it lasted, but you need to stop this right now. I'm over it. Aside from all the above mentioned bootable offenses, you're turning what should be a fun contest into a mockery.

STOP

At 7/11/13 09:10 PM, Teqneek wrote: STOP

NO!

Anyone can go on the forum and read that I said that cumrag line about my dress being mailed to you before round 1 no? Its pretty obvious.

At 7/11/13 09:06 PM, PiGPEN wrote: The only one who can beat carefoot is carefoot.

Exactly
Time to go away forever Teq, FOREVER
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/121/982/o1Z L4.gif?1305053522

We will miss you.

At 7/11/13 09:18 PM, Carefoot wrote:

At 7/11/13 09:10 PM, Teqneek wrote: STOP

NO!

Even though I'm going to easily win our battle, you're about to be DQ'd for a laundry list of reasons. Possibly worse. Definitely worse is you keep fucking with me like this.

I said that cumrag line about my dress being mailed to you before round 1 no? Its pretty obvious.

Wow, You're actually right now that you mention it. You DID use that word in a comment that I completely forgot about, and there is a slight possibility that it subconsciously influenced my line. Who cares? Think of it as a flip.

Now shut the fuck up and go away. You've effectively ruined this thread.

At 7/11/13 08:50 PM, Carefoot wrote:

At 7/11/13 08:45 PM, Teqneek wrote:

In comedy hackery is far more punishable then in rap where biting is only hated on in forum where as Carlos Menciaing my own material against me is a sure fire way to make sure you never see a single dollar from me.

Deja Vu again.

On December 29, 2012, Nicholas Kenneth Carefoot "exposed" my fraudulent actions by saying " ... 4th verse found in this version posted on here, he not only mentions the 6 dick line (which is mysteriously missing from my first verse) but bites it himself in this verse found here. I am just astounded more or less that he would have the audacity to remove the verse (after I re-added it when I re-sent it to when I sent my 2nd verse)."

Bascally, Carefoot sent me 3 awful "freestyles" and I used all of them for material to flip. But in Carefoot's FAS brain, that equates to joke biting.

Yo Carefoot, you're trolling is pathetic. You're repeating the same failed tactics you tried already. You're pulling a Carrot-Topped Gallagher, doing the same shitty gimmick over and over and over. I was hoping that you'd at least try some new desperate means as to sway votes, but alas you failed me. I am disappointed in you my son. You're not funny, just sad,delusional and creepy.

Quit copping out of a bet you made in one of your drug induced stupors. Since you're competing in a rap battle, the "rules" of biting material don't apply as they do in comedy. You got flipped son. Accept it.

At 7/12/13 02:09 AM, MickeyMao wrote: "I am just astounded more or less that he would have the audacity to remove the verse (after I re-added it when I re-sent it to when I sent my 2nd verse)."

But it's freeware yo, what's so astounding about that?