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I'm set to have a light-skinned baby with this woman right here.
No sex, because she's a friend, her bf is infertile, and they only want my sperm.
I hope the baby inherits her facial structure. She has the perfect, beautiful Aryan nose.

That looks more like a girl than a woman.
Her bf? Why is he not her husband?
Does this girl even have her own place or is she gonna be raising it under her parent's roof?

At 5/9/13 01:41 AM, Sensationalism wrote: That looks more like a girl than a woman.
Her bf? Why is he not her husband?
Does this girl even have her own place or is she gonna be raising it under her parent's roof?

Good lord all you had to ask was "is she 18?"
Yes yes, you can feel about fapping to her lol.

At 5/9/13 02:24 AM, FrozenFire wrote:

The only upside I can see is that she'll come to you for help when he leaves. Have some "Please help me take care of our baby" sex.

but then you have to be a dad gj.

Dude I wouldn't care.
I'm a working class person and I've known this girl since 7th grade.
I've thought about it, and yeah, the reason she won't listen to our (my and her bfs) suggestions of going to an anonymous doner is because she feels like she just might have to fall back on me if/when they break up.
Who cares? It's her body, she has that choice, and I love her (as a FRIEND) so I'm not gonna say no.

At 5/9/13 02:39 AM, FrozenFire wrote: The whole nonchalance of everyone involved in this is actually very unnerving. This baby is going to be neglected as fuck.

yeah gonna have a baby i guess whatever nbd i have a job cool rad totes bro

Nonchalance?
Dude, you don't know us, how long we've been talking about this, what plans they have made as a couple...
I just posted it on here to get some laughs. That's what NG is for :)

At 5/9/13 03:20 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: That's pretty cool! Congrats! Question: will the baby know who the real father is?

Yes.
It will have to, because she and her bf are a white couple.

Didn't you make a topic about whether or not you should donate your sperm and almost everyone said it was a bad idea?

Why did you even bother making that topic if you were just going to do it anyway, were you just hoping for some affirmation?

congrats your baby is going to have major issues
he's going to think some teenage girl obsessed weirdo black guy fucked his mother only to realize he didnt and that his dad isnt a real man then the dad will get offended and walk out on his black child and then you're going to have to pay for it

At 5/9/13 01:25 AM, ChloBro wrote: No sex, because she's a friend, her bf is infertile, and they only want my sperm.

Oooo, you're good friends with a hot chick? That sucks.

wow.. you are so beautiful... love you 4ever

Dem eyebrows

Does this girl know you're taking her pictures and making discussions about her?

that's really nice & since she's a friend she would never dupe you into paying child support

--supergandhi64

At 5/9/13 06:00 AM, Xgsniper wrote: Didn't you make a topic about whether or not you should donate your sperm and almost everyone said it was a bad idea?

Why did you even bother making that topic if you were just going to do it anyway, were you just hoping for some affirmation?

I love coming to this site because no matter how serious the topic most of us can make it funny, and I needed some laughs for the tough road ahead.

Best of luck, OP, but I still think that this has bad idea written all over it. Let us know how it goes.

ITT: If two people aren't legally married they're automatically incapable of raising a child and the father will leave.

At 5/9/13 01:25 AM, ChloBro wrote: he has the perfect, beautiful Aryan nose.

she doesnt look asian at all

At 5/9/13 02:33 AM, ChloBro wrote: she just might have to fall back on me if/when they break up.
Who cares? It's her body, she has that choice, and I love her (as a FRIEND) so I'm not gonna say no.

Lol you want to bang this girl SO FUCKING BAD hahaha. I bet every day you're praying that her boyfriend fucks up and she comes running to you.

At 5/9/13 02:33 AM, ChloBro wrote:

At 5/9/13 02:24 AM, FrozenFire wrote:

The only upside I can see is that she'll come to you for help when he leaves. Have some "Please help me take care of our baby" sex.

but then you have to be a dad gj.

Dude I wouldn't care.
I'm a working class person and I've known this girl since 7th grade.
I've thought about it, and yeah, the reason she won't listen to our (my and her bfs) suggestions of going to an anonymous doner is because she feels like she just might have to fall back on me if/when they break up.
Who cares? It's her body, she has that choice, and I love her (as a FRIEND) so I'm not gonna say no.

Oh it just gets better and better! So no she is planning to have a child with her boyfriend knowing it will end soon so she'll have to go to her child's REAL dad for support. (because heaven forbid a woman be independent and not need a man). How will it not breed resentment that the baby isn't even his in any way and he's not her husband so has no attachment and can just leave.

At 5/9/13 11:11 AM, Entice wrote: ITT: If two people aren't legally married they're automatically incapable of raising a child and the father will leave.

Not at all. It's more about their immaturity, lack of life experience, and the fact that they plan on having this guy who is friendzoned but wants to fuck her so bad be the real father of the child they plan to raise together.

If she expects they will probably break up, the relationship is already rocky. Throwing in a baby is just going to make it more difficult but then topping that off with it not being his baby and being inferior to the friend who made that baby is just not going to end well.

OP only wants to do it to get some pussy from that girl. There will be other women, some hotter, You just need patience before you find them. I say don't blow it all on this chick, she's the type that will turn out to be batshit crazy at some point.

At 5/9/13 11:59 AM, BumFodder wrote:

At 5/9/13 01:25 AM, ChloBro wrote: he has the perfect, beautiful Aryan nose.

she doesnt look asian at all

Aryan is a term for whites.

At 5/10/13 12:58 AM, ChloBro wrote:

At 5/9/13 11:59 AM, BumFodder wrote:

At 5/9/13 01:25 AM, ChloBro wrote: he has the perfect, beautiful Aryan nose.

she doesnt look asian at all

Aryan is a term for whites.

But what if she was polish or italian? she wouldn't be aryan then....

At 5/10/13 01:28 AM, thegarbear14 wrote:

At 5/10/13 12:58 AM, ChloBro wrote:

At 5/9/13 11:59 AM, BumFodder wrote:

At 5/9/13 01:25 AM, ChloBro wrote: he has the perfect, beautiful Aryan nose.

she doesnt look asian at all

Aryan is a term for whites.

But what if she was polish or italian? she wouldn't be aryan then....

I know for a fact she isn't Italian because that is an Aryan nose.

At 5/9/13 02:33 AM, ChloBro wrote:

At 5/9/13 02:24 AM, FrozenFire wrote:

The only upside I can see is that she'll come to you for help when he leaves. Have some "Please help me take care of our baby" sex.

but then you have to be a dad gj.

Dude I wouldn't care.
I'm a working class person and I've known this girl since 7th grade.
I've thought about it, and yeah, the reason she won't listen to our (my and her bfs) suggestions of going to an anonymous doner is because she feels like she just might have to fall back on me if/when they break up.
Who cares? It's her body, she has that choice, and I love her (as a FRIEND) so I'm not gonna say no.

Honestly that's bullshit she would want to "fall back" on you. What if you meet someone and get into a relationship and one day along comes her wanting you to be there for her.

At 5/10/13 01:49 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: What if you meet someone and get into a relationship

nah

Her eyebrows are very irritating to look at.

At 5/9/13 01:25 AM, ChloBro wrote: She has the perfect, beautiful Aryan nose.

A beautiful indo-european/middle eastern nose?