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What don't just tell them to go fuck them self's cause thats the closest they will get to a root till there 25. Little pussy boys

Wow I really like the anger you showed to the msg

At 5/27/04 09:49 PM, KrazyKid89 wrote: Hey everyone! I got a problem at school. Sometimes when I'm talking to other kids at school, they say something like, no nick, u killed it, just shut up, or say was i talking 2 u? sometimes ill just be sitting there and they'll be like, yea, this kid is a moron/ghey...dies any1 kno ANY comback lines so i can give these jackasses a good verbal thrashing?

save it for your funeral asshole.
*in stuped quiet voice* "here we find the idios fuckwitus, known for its primative behavyour and low intelegence, hated by all indelegent members of the spicies"

however you may get beaten up, but at least youl have your pride

At 5/27/04 09:49 PM, KrazyKid89 wrote: Hey everyone! I got a problem at school. Sometimes when I'm talking to other kids at school, they say something like, no nick, u killed it, just shut up, or say was i talking 2 u? sometimes ill just be sitting there and they'll be like, yea, this kid is a moron/ghey...dies any1 kno ANY comback lines so i can give these jackasses a good verbal thrashing?

eh i always love to point out the obvious to people, while they're talking shit to me, most of it theyre making up like oh you suck the cock of a dead elephant or whatever, im hitting them with shit thats real, of course this only works with people u have background info on. if not u can always dig something up and exploit it some how

I've devised a method to turn around the dreaded "(insult)sezwhat" line:
"Could you repeat that?" or "Which word was that?"
Either they say "what" and you can use their own insult against them, or they say something completely different and you catch them in a lie.

Well say, "I raped your dad."

Some people will go - WHOA, look shocked, make a stupid gay joke and then walk away. It made one wannabe hardass cry when I said it to them.

A comeback line I often use is "maybe in your little world!" It's most useful after lines such as "you suck!"

At 5/27/04 09:49 PM, KrazyKid89 wrote: any1 kno ANY comback lines so i can give these jackasses a good verbal thrashing?

I was a victim of bullying at school. I tried to be witty, with comebacks, so they just hit me harder. I suggest that you ignore the dicks that harrass you, because half the time, they'll get bored and find someone else to pick on. Should this fail, do what I did: I threw the ringleader in the river after school one night. They never bothered me again, except to buy me a drink, down the pub

If they insult the size of your penis, say "Hey, you told me you liked it that way!" in a very loud, offended voice. Make sure as many people hear it as possible.

A comeback line has to be short, snappy, utterly tasteless and offensive, and clever.

Failing that, wear a t-shirt with goatse on and everyone will avoid you.

"why dont you cut off your ears and staple them to your eyes so you can watch yourself hear?"

i've got one but i guess it inly works for females. SUCK MY ASS COZ IF I HAD A DICK YOU WOULD BE SUCKING IT. or you could jus look at them and say 'cum bubble' trust me people shut up when you say that one.

At 5/27/04 09:49 PM, KrazyKid89 wrote: Hey everyone! I got a problem at school. Sometimes when I'm talking to other kids at school, they say something like, no nick, u killed it, just shut up.

You say "No... i killed YOU!" then stick him in the stomache with a sharp object.

All of this must be done in an austrian accent while wearing leather and sunglasses or no one will like it.

Just wait for them to come out of school and stomp the shit out of them. But real bad. Beat them...to death. You gotta leave them leakin blood and coughing their guts all over the street. Kick them while they're down. They'll learn and you'll get respect.