The upsides to smoking

[TheColourAwesome]

What are they? I'm in a position in life where I'm trying to be less smug about things and really question them. People do all things for a reason. What are the positives to smoking?

[polym]

At 5/3/13 03:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: What are they? I'm in a position in life where I'm trying to be less smug about things and really question them. People do all things for a reason. What are the positives to smoking?

It's a social thing, bro. I've had complete strangers who wouldn't dare glance at me twice ask me for a lighter all because they smoke. It's great.

[YellowisCOOL]

At 5/3/13 03:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: What are they? I'm in a position in life where I'm trying to be less smug about things and really question them. People do all things for a reason. What are the positives to smoking?

Cigarettes or weed?

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/3/13 03:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: What are the positives to smoking?

It calms you, I guess. Smokers seem to smoke a lot when they're nervous.

[Oolaph]

+you look cool
+after 15 years you sound cool
+you're cool

[TheColourAwesome]

At 5/3/13 03:45 AM, polym wrote: It's a social thing, bro. I've had complete strangers who wouldn't dare glance at me twice ask me for a lighter all because they smoke. It's great.

Yeah, I've heard that. Bonds people together. There's been times where I've walked out of school and wanted to talk to a group of kids smoking but didn't smoke myself so I thought it might be a bit awkward.

The obvious one would be it looks cool too. It's a sign that you go with the flow type of thing which i can respect. You're going to die anyway.

At 5/3/13 03:45 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Cigarettes or weed?

cigs silly

[YellowisCOOL]

At 5/3/13 03:50 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 5/3/13 03:45 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Cigarettes or weed?

cigs silly

Well, apparently smoking cigs is relaxing some how?

[Viper]

If you have a thing for dying of a disease related to your lungs failing (like cancer and whatnot) then there ya go.

[NewgroundsMike]

You kill people and no one notices! (see: my grandma.)

[KatMaestro]

A legal way to suicide.

[Mismo]

Girls (especially young ones) feel the need to be rebellious and tend to smoke. If you smoke you have a reason to talk to these girls, and if you talk to them about other stuff that might lead to sex eventually.

I know, mind blowing

[Gerad]

op. what are the upsides of being a faggot?
I figured there is no one better to ask than you

[Winrar1337]

At 5/3/13 03:52 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Well, apparently smoking cigs is relaxing some how?

Only because of the addiction. It relieves the withdrawal.

At 5/3/13 09:58 AM, Recon7177 wrote: op. what are the upsides of being a faggot?
I figured there is no one better to ask than you

Go back to /b/.

[MushookieMan]

At 5/3/13 03:45 AM, polym wrote: It's a social thing, bro. I've had complete strangers who wouldn't dare glance at me twice ask me for a lighter all because they smoke. It's great.

"Get your own lighter, fucking shitbreath."

[Fim]

Easily the best thing about smoking is you get to piss off condescending judgemental non smokers who seem to have a unstoppable urge to regurgitate propaganda theyve heard on an advert to you.

[SuckMyBallsack666]

You die faster and I don't have to deal with your ignorant hide one day longer then necessary. Please, smoke your brains out people! The more the better.

[triplenoob]

At 5/3/13 10:25 AM, Fim wrote: Complete bullshit.

As a non-smoker, I'm entitled to judge you for being a complete idiot. Smoking brings nothing good : it smells like shit, yellows your teeth, gives you cancer, give you horrible breath, are addictive and you make the lives of every person around you just that much shittier.

[Halberd]

You will look cool to other smokers and you will have something to do when waiting in a public place. That is all I can think of but there are probably more.

You could say that smoking is relaxing but so is not eating for two days then having a sandwich.

If you don't already smoke cigarettes then don't start.

[Makakaov]

At 5/3/13 03:44 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: What are they?

none.

[ermand]

Cigarettes suck. Stick with Mary Jane.

[TheColourAwesome]

At 5/3/13 09:58 AM, Recon7177 wrote: op. what are the upsides of being a faggot?
I figured there is no one better to ask than you

Haha, people are so touchy about this. What are the upsides to being a boring, pussy?

[Fim]

At 5/3/13 10:45 AM, triplenoob wrote:

At 5/3/13 10:25 AM, Fim wrote: Complete bullshit.

As a non-smoker, I'm entitled to judge you for being a complete idiot. Smoking brings nothing good : it smells like shit, yellows your teeth, gives you cancer, give you horrible breath, are addictive and you make the lives of every person around you just that much shittier.

someone sounds a little stressed out, perhaps you should have a cigarette. You're entitled to your opinion, but please understand the hypocrisy with being militantly outspoken towards people who choose to smoke but never even thinking of going up to the lard-ass in McDonalds and yelling at them for eating a big mac.

[SuckMyBallsack666]

At 5/3/13 11:29 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:

At 5/3/13 09:58 AM, Recon7177 wrote: op. what are the upsides of being a faggot?
I figured there is no one better to ask than you

Haha, people are so touchy about this. What are the upsides to being a boring, pussy?

At least people still want to bone you ;).

[supergandhi64]

i guess not everything has a positive side? some stuff is just wholly evil . . . such as murder & rape & smoking & video games

--supergandhi64

[SuckMyBallsack666]

At 5/3/13 11:37 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: i guess not everything has a positive side? some stuff is just wholly evil . . . such as murder & rape & smoking & video games

and supergandhi64

[Tediisan]

Smoking is great

- You lose about 10 years of being an old man so that's 10 years less complaining about your hip or something and 10 years less getting harassed by teenagers
- Social, you'd be surprised how much new people you can meet in smoking areas of bars or other places when they ask for a lighter or a cigarette and initiate conversation
- You can use cigarettes to deal with stress or nervousness
- You look 10% more cool, that shouldn't be a reason to start or not to quit smoking though
- You can enjoy every cigarette you have and life is just about enjoying shit as much as possible

[TheColourAwesome]

At 5/3/13 11:46 AM, Spirit wrote: you have to be cool anyway.

so yea don't start smoking.

ouch

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/3/13 03:50 AM, Oolaph wrote: +you look cool
+after 15 years you sound cool
+you're cool

+you're dead

[Oolaph]

At 5/3/13 11:56 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 5/3/13 03:50 AM, Oolaph wrote: +you look cool
+after 15 years you sound cool
+you're cool

+you're dead

See? Everything is better when you smoke.

Except for the part where all of your books, records, and anything paper/plastic in your house gets ruined and smells incredibly bad because of the smoke.

[kakalxlax]

it shortens the life of people who deserve to die