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At 4/27/13 12:51 AM, El-Vato wrote: State the purpose of your existence! I don't understand why you exist.
Because god created us all, our savior! THE ONLY PERSON WHAT DOESN'T EXIST!
"I fapped to this topic."
...out there in the cold, getting lonely-getting old, can you feel me?
I'm here to make my Poobear happy.
And to reproduce, I guess.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
I'm still trying to figure that one out myself, if what the Bible says is true, then the Holy Spirit selected me to be in this body for a reason that God only knows, but for me to find out.
I think my life has something to do with helping people and spreading the love of Jesus but i'm not 100% sure of this yet
To rub one out and then jack off.
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
I have come as a feral thing, snapping at your bloated underbelly...
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
Because when the world was created, too many dumbasses got sprinked on it.
I just count myself among them.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 4/27/13 12:24 PM, Scarface wrote: To consume valuable and finite resources.
Yeah that's true. Holy shit man, when we reproduce (why?), these other organisms we have created will keep consuming and then reproduce... a cycle that will end when these resources run out.