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I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 01:47 AM Reply

He asked me, completely serious, if I was sexually active. I laughed my ass off, and I think the waiting room people did too. Anyway, how much baby shampoo do I have to drink to get this "no more tears" effect?

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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 01:48 AM Reply

hhahahahahaaahah


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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 01:54 AM Reply

hahahahahahahahahaah


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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 04:07 AM Reply

Did you get a ride in his tardis?

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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 07:32 AM Reply

At 4/25/13 01:47 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
Anyway, how much baby shampoo do I have to drink to get this "no more tears" effect?

2 liters

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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 09:18 AM Reply

At 4/25/13 01:47 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: He asked me, completely serious, if I was sexually active. I laughed my ass off, and I think the waiting room people did too. Anyway, how much baby shampoo do I have to drink to get this "no more tears" effect?

This is the saddest thing I've read all day.


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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 09:20 AM Reply

Yea, but why did you go to the Doc? The question is out of context... If you went there for a testicular exam, the question is trivial, really.


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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 11:29 AM Reply

At 4/25/13 09:20 AM, triplenoob wrote: Yea, but why did you go to the Doc? The question is out of context... If you went there for a testicular exam, the question is trivial, really.

This it the internet. You expect context and logic?

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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 11:45 AM Reply

At 4/25/13 11:29 AM, SirJeffofShorter wrote:
At 4/25/13 09:20 AM, triplenoob wrote: Yea, but why did you go to the Doc? The question is out of context... If you went there for a testicular exam, the question is trivial, really.
This it the internet. You expect context and logic?

I expect expectations of context and logic.


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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 12:11 PM Reply

So did you get a lollipop? That's the best part right?

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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 03:09 PM Reply

At 4/25/13 09:18 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote:
This is the saddest thing I've read all day.

You just took first place.


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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 07:29 PM Reply

At 4/25/13 12:11 PM, NerdLiife wrote: So did you get a lollipop? That's the best part right?

No. I got a sticker. Lollipops are for babies.

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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 25th, 2013 @ 09:35 PM Reply

At 4/25/13 07:29 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/25/13 12:11 PM, NerdLiife wrote: So did you get a lollipop? That's the best part right?
No. I got a sticker. Lollipops are for babies.

Why did you get a lollipop?

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Response to I Went to the Doctor Today Apr. 26th, 2013 @ 12:01 AM Reply

At 4/25/13 07:29 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/25/13 12:11 PM, NerdLiife wrote: So did you get a lollipop? That's the best part right?
No. I got a sticker. Lollipops are for babies.

I miss getting stickers. I miss being excited about getting them.


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