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Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 03:27:48 Reply

They say othing is better than good sex

and bad sex is better than nothing

Therefore, bad sex is better than good sex

Have a nice day

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 03:29:05 Reply

Good Sex > Bad Sex > Nothing


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 03:29:24 Reply

You got it all wrong, my friend

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 03:30:12 Reply

At 4/24/13 03:29 AM, Tediisan wrote: You got it all wrong, my friend

"Of all the people I've ever laid, I'm still the best I ever had."

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 03:37:32 Reply

At 4/24/13 03:30 AM, Kel-chan wrote:
At 4/24/13 03:29 AM, Tediisan wrote: You got it all wrong, my friend
"Of all the people I've ever laid, I'm still the best I ever had."

What's that supposed to be? An assumption?

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 03:43:04 Reply

Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 04:09:26 Reply

At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.

"Hah, you penis so small!"

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 04:20:43 Reply

At 4/24/13 04:09 AM, SirFinland wrote:
At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.
"Hah, you penis so small!"

"Two minutes? Seriously? One hundred and twenty seconds...omfg hahahaha"


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 12:42:55 Reply

Thank you! Someone who shares my philosophy


I have a penis

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 12:59:53 Reply

At 4/24/13 04:09 AM, SirFinland wrote:
At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.
"Hah, you penis so small!"

That's what she said


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 13:02:31 Reply

Bad sex is better than a good day at work.


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 13:37:40 Reply

At 4/24/13 04:20 AM, Phobotech wrote: "Two minutes? Seriously? One hundred and twenty seconds...omfg hahahaha"

At least they can go 120 seconds. I'm lucky to make it past the first thrust.


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-24 13:39:06 Reply

i'd rather just masturbate

no women can ever beat my kung fu grip


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-27 23:28:16 Reply

depends on how bad. never go with a chick who is a oral virgin, first mistake last mistake.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-27 23:32:22 Reply

Mental gymnastics.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 00:38:30 Reply

If by bad you mean rough, then yes, bad sex is always better.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 01:10:11 Reply

I'd rather just not have sex than have bad sex.
I could be doing something so much more enjoyable.

Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex

I voice act because I'm insecure about my weight.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 05:58:22 Reply

bad sex can be improved on, no sex is always the same.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 08:10:16 Reply

What the bloody fuck is othing anyway?


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 09:39:14 Reply

Good sex is when you end up in court with 26 various charges and get a lifetime or death sentence, so bad sex is all you can gat, mortals.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 10:02:19 Reply

At 4/24/13 03:29 AM, Phobotech wrote: Good Sex > Bad Sex > Nothing

good sex > nothing > bad sex


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 10:43:53 Reply

At 4/24/13 03:27 AM, Kel-chan wrote: Therefore, bad sex is better than good sex

Then if it's better, how can it be bad sex? That's impossible or at least a paradox.


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 12:57:38 Reply

At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.

"Ahaha. I totally crit'ed your pussy noscope"

Bad sex is better than good sex


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 13:22:26 Reply

I have no need for sex and the following pic below will explain why.

Bad sex is better than good sex

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 13:33:12 Reply

At 4/28/13 01:22 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I have no need for sex and the following pic below will explain why.

is there a full body version of this?, for.... research proposes


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 13:40:21 Reply

At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: I'd rather just not have sex than have bad sex.
I could be doing something so much more enjoyable.

Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex

LOL

you're doing something wrong
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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 13:53:03 Reply

At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex

So what you're saying is you haven't had sex


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 14:05:09 Reply

At 4/28/13 01:53 PM, NightmareWitch wrote:
At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex
So what you're saying is you haven't had sex

No? I'm serious, I know my dick better than a girl can. Though, the only girl I've been with tends to just... lay there. I do all the work. All of it.
So it's possible that I've only had bad sex.


I voice act because I'm insecure about my weight.

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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 14:10:18 Reply

At 4/28/13 02:05 PM, Himynameisjacob wrote:
At 4/28/13 01:53 PM, NightmareWitch wrote:
At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex
So what you're saying is you haven't had sex
No? I'm serious, I know my dick better than a girl can.

Have you tried going gay?


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Response to Bad sex is better than good sex 2013-04-28 14:46:44 Reply

At 4/28/13 02:05 PM, Himynameisjacob wrote:
At 4/28/13 01:53 PM, NightmareWitch wrote:
At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex
So what you're saying is you haven't had sex
the only girl I've been with tends to just... lay there.

Well there ya go.


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