They say othing is better than good sex
and bad sex is better than nothing
Therefore, bad sex is better than good sex
Have a nice day
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
You got it all wrong, my friend
At 4/24/13 03:29 AM, Tediisan wrote: You got it all wrong, my friend
"Of all the people I've ever laid, I'm still the best I ever had."
At 4/24/13 03:30 AM, Kel-chan wrote:At 4/24/13 03:29 AM, Tediisan wrote: You got it all wrong, my friend"Of all the people I've ever laid, I'm still the best I ever had."
What's that supposed to be? An assumption?
Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.
At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.
"Hah, you penis so small!"
At 4/24/13 04:09 AM, SirFinland wrote:At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best."Hah, you penis so small!"
"Two minutes? Seriously? One hundred and twenty seconds...omfg hahahaha"
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
Thank you! Someone who shares my philosophy
I have a penis
At 4/24/13 04:09 AM, SirFinland wrote:At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best."Hah, you penis so small!"
That's what she said
Bad sex is better than a good day at work.
You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace.
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At 4/24/13 04:20 AM, Phobotech wrote: "Two minutes? Seriously? One hundred and twenty seconds...omfg hahahaha"
At least they can go 120 seconds. I'm lucky to make it past the first thrust.
Need to make an updated sig.
i'd rather just masturbate
no women can ever beat my kung fu grip
The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...
depends on how bad. never go with a chick who is a oral virgin, first mistake last mistake.
If by bad you mean rough, then yes, bad sex is always better.
I'd rather just not have sex than have bad sex.
I could be doing something so much more enjoyable.
Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex
bad sex can be improved on, no sex is always the same.
What the bloody fuck is othing anyway?
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
Good sex is when you end up in court with 26 various charges and get a lifetime or death sentence, so bad sex is all you can gat, mortals.
At 4/24/13 03:29 AM, Phobotech wrote: Good Sex > Bad Sex > Nothing
good sex > nothing > bad sex
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
At 4/24/13 03:27 AM, Kel-chan wrote: Therefore, bad sex is better than good sex
Then if it's better, how can it be bad sex? That's impossible or at least a paradox.
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At 4/24/13 03:43 AM, wicked-child wrote: Sex ending in a laugh is always the best.
"Ahaha. I totally crit'ed your pussy noscope"
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I have no need for sex and the following pic below will explain why.
At 4/28/13 01:22 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I have no need for sex and the following pic below will explain why.
is there a full body version of this?, for.... research proposes
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: I'd rather just not have sex than have bad sex.
I could be doing something so much more enjoyable.
Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex
LOL
you're doing something wrong
At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sex
So what you're saying is you haven't had sex
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis...
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona nobis pacem.
At 4/28/13 01:53 PM, NightmareWitch wrote:At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sexSo what you're saying is you haven't had sex
No? I'm serious, I know my dick better than a girl can. Though, the only girl I've been with tends to just... lay there. I do all the work. All of it.
So it's possible that I've only had bad sex.
At 4/28/13 02:05 PM, Himynameisjacob wrote:At 4/28/13 01:53 PM, NightmareWitch wrote:No? I'm serious, I know my dick better than a girl can.At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sexSo what you're saying is you haven't had sex
Have you tried going gay?
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis...
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona nobis pacem.
At 4/28/13 02:05 PM, Himynameisjacob wrote:At 4/28/13 01:53 PM, NightmareWitch wrote:the only girl I've been with tends to just... lay there.At 4/28/13 01:10 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: Plus, in my experience, masturbation > sexSo what you're saying is you haven't had sex
Well there ya go.
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