Biggest piece of shit show I have ever seen on cartoon-network, and the main reason I refuse to watch the station. The script is always so fucking awful its like watching a poorly animated cluster of memes yelled out by dumbass static characters with no substance beyond something you would find on Nick Jr. I will never understand why Adventure Time is so popular ... maybe because American culture becomes exponentially more retarded every year and less people have the intellect and attention span to understand even the slightest hint of witty humor.
I don't hate you people who watch it, I'm just saying you watch a half-assed work that always plays out like a fucking toddler bed time story. It doesn't even come close to shows like Flapjack, Chowder, and Teen Titans ... not even going to mention the classic Cartoon Cartoon shows.
TL;DR Fuck Adventure Time
Rant over. I'm ready for my lynching, butthurt fanboys!