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Boston bombing jokes to soon?

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Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 13:28:16


When can we start busting out the jokes about the terrorist attack with boston n stuff like that
I know it happenend only yesterday... BUT laughter is the best medicine... And there are a lot of people in boston that got hurt... So they need medicine... And i just want to help in my own special way

yes you are sick tox... Yes you suck tox... Yes ox its to soon...

But when does it actually become acceptable to start slapping on the jokes like fat kids drizzle honey on their toast...


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 13:28:59


At 4/17/13 01:28 PM, tox wrote: When can we start busting out the jokes about the terrorist attack with boston n stuff like that
I know it happenend only yesterday... BUT laughter is the best medicine... And there are a lot of people in boston that got hurt... So they need medicine... And i just want to help in my own special way

Boring.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 13:29:43


It's never too soon to joke about someone dying.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 13:32:49


It's never too soon to make jokes, just make sure you don't make those jokes to people who could get offended by it

Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 13:32:54


When you cannot bear not being the center of attention any longer.

Then it's ok to crack unfunny jokes that are noteworthy solely for their shock value.

And without further adieu, tox:

Boston bombing jokes to soon?


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 13:47:22


The boston bomb comedy club must be getting a lot of heat these days

Making pressure cookers illegal, what a crok

This just in the pressure in boston rises after...

It was time for boston to cook.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 13:58:12


if it's clever instead of "boston's a blast hur" i guess after a while it would be okay.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 14:02:35


relevant to certain interests

Boston bombing jokes to soon?


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 14:30:11


There was a bombing?
Huh, didn't hear about this. Terrorism really is getting weaker with each passing act.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 14:39:21


At 4/17/13 01:58 PM, HighWay wrote: if it's clever instead of "boston's a blast hur" i guess after a while it would be okay.

I went to Boston that same day with a bunch of family members, and one of them posted a Facebook status saying "Having a blast in Boston!" without knowing of the explosions. She was nearly eaten alive in the comments and she had no idea why.

Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 14:45:28


At 4/17/13 01:32 PM, Timmy wrote: And without further adieu, tox:

Ado, surely

Boston Marathon jokes cross the line, etc

Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:03:05


At 4/17/13 02:52 PM, Amaranthus wrote: #BanTox

Ffff... You wish you could be this cool


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:06:55


At 4/17/13 03:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 4/17/13 03:03 PM, tox wrote:
At 4/17/13 02:52 PM, Amaranthus wrote: #BanTox
Ffff... You wish you could be this cool
#BanHimHard

The sheer sound of jealous rage... Its... Its amazing...

Boston bombing jokes to soon?


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:08:43


Well this thread certainly hasn't got a leg to stand on


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:10:00


Someone set up us the bomb.

Main screen turn on.

It's you.....

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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:11:06


At 4/17/13 03:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 4/17/13 03:06 PM, tox wrote:
At 4/17/13 03:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 4/17/13 03:03 PM, tox wrote:
At 4/17/13 02:52 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
#DoItNow

It is literally... This good

Boston bombing jokes to soon?


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:11:11


At 4/17/13 02:34 PM, aPerfektFlaw wrote: And they got mad at Armstrong for using PED's. I think blowing up the competition is a little much!

Don't fuck with this Senator!


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:14:06


Yeah! Let's not joke about bad things and shake them off and live happily, let's choose to act sensitive, grieve, cry, bitch, moan, and attack other countries and people instead because society and the media tell us to!


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:21:01


Heard everyone talking about this marathon in Boston...heard it was quite an explosive finish!

....

Just got a call from my wife who was running in the Boston Marathon. She said they had a blast and she can't feel her legs.

Glad to hear she's having a good day.

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This is the best time to tell jokes about it, there is no 'too soon', these jokes will cease to be at all amusing in literally a fortnight. It's like, "Oh if only Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen, it protects you from dangerous rays!" Yeah that's not 'funny' any more, there's only a brief window of time in which these jokes are 'funny'. If you're gonna make them at all make them as soon as possible.

Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:27:16


At 4/17/13 03:16 PM, SwankyVagrant wrote: i've been sitting here trying to combine boston market and pressure cooker

What the differences between boston, its market, and its school kids
They are all like a boston vacume cleaner
One blows, one sucks and the third fails


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:30:25


People like you make me ashamed of my Canadian roots. Why do you always have to make 4 to 5 threads a day, with no point whatsoever, about shit no one cares about, and then post edgy jokes at everything until every person alive acknowledges your existence for a while. Then, when your thread dies, you make a new one.
For the sake of your own dignity, stop it.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:37:01


At 4/17/13 03:27 PM, tox wrote: What the differences between boston, its market, and its school kids

One blows, one sucks and the third fails

They are all like the boston pressure cookers! *

oh god what have i done

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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 15:47:36


What do you call a Boston Marathon runner with no arms or legs?

Matt.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 19:27:05


At 4/17/13 03:47 PM, VJF wrote: What do you call a Boston Marathon runner with no arms or legs?

Matt.

spit out my fucking water to this post


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 19:35:09


fucking bronies...

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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 19:39:00


At 4/17/13 01:28 PM, tox wrote: But when does it actually become acceptable to start slapping on the jokes like fat kids drizzle honey on their toast...

A fat kid that drizzles honey on his toast would have been safe when the bombs went off, he was at the back of the race. God bless McDonalds for saving all those fat kids in Boston <3


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 20:39:34


BRO thats not fucking cool awhy would peopple joke about shit like that mann like what the fuck. alittle kid died in that shit bro. messed up but its the internet so someone is bound to think its funny and laugh together through the computer. fucking sickos


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 21:52:04


well deidara you say art is a blast, how bout' marathons?

Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 22:05:25


At 4/17/13 01:29 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: It's never too soon to joke about someone dying.

I wonder if you'd say that if that was your son or daughter who was killed. Have some respect dude.


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Response to Boston bombing jokes to soon? 2013-04-17 22:14:15


You know I have no problems with dark comedy, or dark humor. I have a cynical sense of humor myself. The only difference between me and the other 13 year old shit heads who make those jokes is that they lack two things: timing, and originality. Maybe you dumbshits could come up with some better material if you stopped copying what you hear from everyone else by trying to be edgy, and then wipe off the semen from your fingertips before you go to type.