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What would be the first thing you do?

Ban that punk ass of yours for making such a thread.

However I'm not and I will have to tolerate the fuck out of you.

Ask to be demoted.

Go crazy, ban people for the littlest reasons, until I get demoted.

Carry on what I usually do on Newgrounds while carrying out the duties of an admin or a moderator

See if I can ban myself for the lulz.

Buy a kilo of cocaine and party hard.

Delete every other mod. Fuck bitches.

At 4/11/13 08:20 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 4/11/13 08:04 PM, mandog wrote: Go crazy, ban people for the littlest reasons, until I get demoted.

Pretty much this.

I've been doing that since I got modded and it still isn't working.

Any tips?

At 4/11/13 08:23 PM, EJR wrote:

At 4/11/13 08:20 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 4/11/13 08:04 PM, mandog wrote: Go crazy, ban people for the littlest reasons, until I get demoted.

Pretty much this.

I've been doing that since I got modded and it still isn't working.

Any tips?

Pretend to get hacked by the duck division.

wait for the women to flock to me.

At 4/11/13 08:24 PM, mandog wrote:

At 4/11/13 08:23 PM, EJR wrote:

At 4/11/13 08:20 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 4/11/13 08:04 PM, mandog wrote: Go crazy, ban people for the littlest reasons, until I get demoted.

Pretty much this.

I've been doing that since I got modded and it still isn't working.

Any tips?

Pretend to get hacked by the duck division.

Man, I tried that but they still remodded me a couple months later.

At 4/11/13 08:34 PM, Evark wrote: Man, I tried that but they still remodded me a couple months later.

Call someone a nagger

At 4/11/13 08:00 PM, darkjam wrote: What would be the first thing you do?

The first thing I would do would to be deleted every post I have ever regretted after sobering up.

At 4/11/13 09:13 PM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: Change the mods

What would be extremely hilarious would be to randomly change the font of forum users' names to look like mods.

I don't know if I could handle all the responsibility.

I'd show off the fact that I'm a mod, then cahnge veryones user icons to dicks.

Canas 2013.

I don't know. I would probably do something awesome to prove myself worthy. Then again, maybe I would just go and do what I normally do and scan the forums for things to talk about and reply to.

I'd ask why the fuck the promoters were trying to play a sick joke.

At 4/11/13 09:53 PM, EnnuiEngram wrote: Canas 2013.

Good times. Bad people.

Ban any user who makes a thread about their penis.

At 4/11/13 10:07 PM, Mizzjuicyflava wrote: Ban any user who makes a thread about their penis.

Well, that's half the userbase gone for starters. And hello again.

Do my job and be more active.

I would ban EJr.

Then I'd delete him.

Then feel bad and give him admin status to make up for it.

I would have one more thing to mope about.
Every time I'd ban someone I would be called a fun police and every time I let a shitposter go by unbanned, people would tell me how useless I am.

Do like all the other mods, and go on a hate-crazy banning spree for the dumbest, most idiotic reasons. Please don't ban me for saying that.

Be awesome
Delete crappy threads
Delete hurtful posts
Get rid if reviews that are "comments"