Be a Supporter!

Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds!

  • 600 Views
  • 29 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
TheKlown
TheKlown
  • Member since: Dec. 8, 2005
  • Online!
Forum Stats
Member
Level 45
Blank Slate
Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:04:32 Reply

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-teens-lift-3 -000-pound-tractor-free-trapped-dad-article-1.1312638

That is awesome.


I bleed Orange, Green, and Red.
Flyers, Eagles, Phillies, and Sixers.

Tribal
Tribal
  • Member since: Mar. 22, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 47
Programmer
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:05:18 Reply

Holy shit.


Join chat | In Obscurity Forever.| Least noticed user '13? Vote for me!
Sig by Me.

BBS Signature
groundpwndr
groundpwndr
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:09:33 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:04 PM, TheKlown wrote: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-teens-lift-3 -000-pound-tractor-free-trapped-dad-article-1.1312638

That isn't awesome.

They didn't lift 1 1/2 tons, they moved an object that weighed that. I can push a 4 ton pickup truck into a garage.

Whoopdeedoo.
Jester
Jester
  • Member since: Aug. 29, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:12:29 Reply

"The family still has the tractor, which they nicknamed 'satan.'" is the best final line of any article ever written.

TheKlown
TheKlown
  • Member since: Dec. 8, 2005
  • Online!
Forum Stats
Member
Level 45
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:19:47 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:09 PM, groundpwndr wrote:
At 4/10/13 04:04 PM, TheKlown wrote: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-teens-lift-3 -000-pound-tractor-free-trapped-dad-article-1.1312638

That isn't awesome.
They didn't lift 1 1/2 tons, they moved an object that weighed that. I can push a 4 ton pickup truck into a garage.
Whoopdeedoo.

Still impressive, the two girls could have panicked and done nothing. Or just tried to wait until someone else came to do something. Instead they realized time was not on there side and they had to take a chance. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think a lot of people would have panicked if they were in that situation. This isn't a Movie.


I bleed Orange, Green, and Red.
Flyers, Eagles, Phillies, and Sixers.

kakalxlax
kakalxlax
  • Member since: Jun. 2, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:20:37 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:09 PM, groundpwndr wrote:
At 4/10/13 04:04 PM, TheKlown wrote: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-teens-lift-3 -000-pound-tractor-free-trapped-dad-article-1.1312638

That isn't awesome.
They didn't lift 1 1/2 tons, they moved an object that weighed that. I can push a 4 ton pickup truck into a garage.
Whoopdeedoo.

indeed, learn basic physics guys


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

SmartyPants
SmartyPants
  • Member since: Jul. 13, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Reader
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:21:33 Reply

Satan will have his revenge. Their days are numbered


"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

BBS Signature
groundpwndr
groundpwndr
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:35:49 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:19 PM, TheKlown wrote:
At 4/10/13 04:09 PM, groundpwndr wrote:
At 4/10/13 04:04 PM, TheKlown wrote: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-teens-lift-3 -000-pound-tractor-free-trapped-dad-article-1.1312638

That isn't awesome.
They didn't lift 1 1/2 tons, they moved an object that weighed that. I can push a 4 ton pickup truck into a garage.
Whoopdeedoo.
Still impressive, the two girls could have panicked and done nothing. Or just tried to wait until someone else came to do something. Instead they realized time was not on there side and they had to take a chance. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think a lot of people would have panicked if they were in that situation. This isn't a Movie.

Really? There lies their father trapped under a tractor, and they are lauded for untrapping him?
If I was their father, I would take issue with them thinking I needed the help of two little girls.

Hey, your shoes are untied.
Thanks, you saved my life.
Otto
Otto
  • Member since: Mar. 31, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Animator
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 16:40:31 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:09 PM, groundpwndr wrote:
At 4/10/13 04:04 PM, TheKlown wrote: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-teens-lift-3 -000-pound-tractor-free-trapped-dad-article-1.1312638

That isn't awesome.
They didn't lift 1 1/2 tons, they moved an object that weighed that. I can push a 4 ton pickup truck into a garage.
Whoopdeedoo.

Urh well fucking read it mate, they actually did lift it. Not like up-in-the-air-Arnie, but definitely not just 'pushed'. The word the article uses is 'hoisted'.

So quick to crush things.


This is a song about cum on hotel walls.

BBS Signature
groundpwndr
groundpwndr
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 17:00:28 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:40 PM, Otto wrote:
So quick to crush things.

Far from it. I did read the article. ``hoist'' is to ``lift'' as ``crush'' is to ``peanut butter''. They probably used the magical art of fulcrums. You see, part of the tractor's weight was used to lift the other portion. My point of contention with the story is the fact that the headline is misleading and that some people should be allowed a fantastic death.
Just from looking at those two hideous things, I am sure he was trying to kill himself in a way that looked like an accident, in order to free his mind of guilt by leaving those things to fend for themselves and not breach the terms of his life insurance.

scoutthesoldier
scoutthesoldier
  • Member since: Jul. 25, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 17:00:56 Reply

Where are the sex jokes here?


That Scout is a Soldier!

BBS Signature
Ghombeat
Ghombeat
  • Member since: Jul. 27, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 17:09:05 Reply

Another incarnation of the Devil striked again? Nice.


A wild lurker appeared!

Dromedary
Dromedary
  • Member since: Apr. 1, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 26
Melancholy
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 17:12:45 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:40 PM, Otto wrote:
At 4/10/13 04:09 PM, groundpwndr wrote:
So quick to crush things.

yeah you're no better than the tractor


MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"

Sig by this dude

BBS Signature
T3XT
T3XT
  • Member since: Jan. 7, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Gamer
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 17:20:05 Reply

Adrenaline. Enough said.

Ceratisa
Ceratisa
  • Member since: Dec. 8, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 07
Gamer
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 18:27:06 Reply

Looking this up from various news sources it is far more likely that the girls made the tractors weight shift just enough to allow the father to slip his torso free. IF any actual "lifting" or even "flipping/rolling" had occurred it is unlikely that they would have requited a neighbor's assistance with his own tractor.

Entice
Entice
  • Member since: Jun. 30, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 18:30:35 Reply

Pff they didn't even lift it all the way
I bet that it wasn't even 2,000 pounds because of leverage or some shit

Entice
Entice
  • Member since: Jun. 30, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 18:36:11 Reply

But seriously guiz

At 4/10/13 04:35 PM, groundpwndr wrote: Really? There lies their father trapped under a tractor, and they are lauded for untrapping him?

Well no fucking shit they were. They probably saved his life.

If I was their father, I would take issue with them thinking I needed the help of two little girls.

...but he did need help.

Darthdenim
Darthdenim
  • Member since: Apr. 22, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 18:39:10 Reply

During times of great stress people are capable of superhuman strength.

Have you ever seen the Incredible Hulk, sir?

groundpwndr
groundpwndr
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 19:01:52 Reply

At 4/10/13 06:36 PM, Entice wrote: Really? There lies their father trapped under a tractor, and they are lauded for untrapping him?

Well no fucking shit they were. They probably saved his life.

Saved his life? Was he bleeding out? Was his chest compressed making him unable to breath? He was temporarily inconvenienced is all. The worst that could have happened after he was ``trapped'', would be him showing up late for his Martha Stewart club.

...but he did need help.

Then he is a pussy. Every time I have had a tractor topple onto myself due to my lack of situational awareness.....

Entice
Entice
  • Member since: Jun. 30, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 19:07:04 Reply

At 4/10/13 07:01 PM, groundpwndr wrote: Was his chest compressed making him unable to breath?

The two ran over and found the tractor crushing their father's chest.
Smith said it felt as though the life was being squeezed out of him.
"I was losing more and more breath every time I screamed," he told the newspaper.

Then he is a pussy. Every time I have had a tractor topple onto myself due to my lack of situational awareness.....

the machine suddenly flipped, pinning him to the ground

Your reading skills need some work

Manly-Chicken
Manly-Chicken
  • Member since: May. 30, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 24
Game Developer
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 19:14:31 Reply

Gotta love adrenalin.


BBS Signature
YellowisCOOL
YellowisCOOL
  • Member since: Nov. 17, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Artist
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 19:17:31 Reply

This makes me proud to be a female.


R O A $ T D U C K - Soundcloud || mypsychedelicfantasy - Tumblr
ϫ It's a metaphor you potato with eyes ϫ

BBS Signature
groundpwndr
groundpwndr
  • Member since: Apr. 6, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 27
Blank Slate
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 19:24:31 Reply

At 4/10/13 07:07 PM, Entice wrote:
Your reading skills need some work

I read between the lines. He is a pussy/coward that needed the help of two little girls. That help consisted of them pushing it over with minimal effort.

"I was losing more and more breath every time I screamed,"

Stop screaming like a baby, and push the tractor off of yourself like a man.

the machine suddenly flipped, pinning him to the ground

It certainly wasn't ``instantly'', which is what it would take for someone that isn't a moron to be trapped. That only happens in sci-fi movies and cartoons though.

I bet this guy carries a ``manpurse'' and considers himself metrosexual. I don't believe everything I read like some mindless troglodyte. Perhaps you are the one in need of ``some work''. My skills are just fine, no thanks to you.

Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds!

RandomRoarness
RandomRoarness
  • Member since: Jan. 30, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 12
Melancholy
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-10 21:33:44 Reply

At 4/10/13 08:26 PM, Travis wrote: Lol, a nice story about two girls saving their dad and you guys start an argument over physics.

This place makes me chuckle sometimes.

Arguments can seemingly begin with any topic somehow


happy, sad....!?

"if you're ever getting buttfucked go with scarlet velvet " - Bantam

BBS Signature
Jeffyx
Jeffyx
  • Member since: Jul. 15, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Animator
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-15 13:43:01 Reply

At 4/10/13 04:09 PM, groundpwndr wrote:
At 4/10/13 04:04 PM, TheKlown wrote: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-teens-lift-3 -000-pound-tractor-free-trapped-dad-article-1.1312638

That isn't awesome.
They didn't lift 1 1/2 tons, they moved an object that weighed that. I can push a 4 ton pickup truck into a garage.

They still saved their dad's life.


"Life is a bitch, so learn how to fuck it" | Become my NG fan! | #teamsuckdick

BBS Signature
BasedBubbus
BasedBubbus
  • Member since: Jul. 8, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 06
Musician
Response to Teen sisters lift 3,000-pounds! 2013-04-15 13:52:26 Reply

no shit they lifted a tractor
those farm bred hoes look like they swallow cows for breakfast


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

BBS Signature