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At 4/9/13 02:44 AM, Halberd wrote: I'm too boring and not properly functional for girls to like me

i guess i am to

I'd suggest to not make girls a priority (I have NO idea what your priorities currently are, nor do I claim to know) and rather focus on things that you want to be accomplished in. From what I hear, girls admire dudes who are self-confident and have aspirations.

Alternatively, stop caring for a few years; let your target age mature a bit so you'll (hopefully) weed out the crazy ladies.

Alternatively, stop caring for a few years; let your target age mature a bit so you'll (hopefully) weed out the crazy ladies.

yeah thanks man. ill try that

Trust me... we're not normal at all. Normality is relative. Everyone is one of a kind.

No one is "too weird", just takes a lot of time to find someone right, I'd not even bother with dating and such, if I were you, OP, it mostly amounts to nothing, nowa' days.

At 4/9/13 12:23 AM, DigitalStrip wrote: Why can't I get a decent girlfriend????

Because you've convinced yourself that you're weird; don't do that shit.

At 4/9/13 07:48 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I've talked to you in chat, you're just really really really dumb.

This, entirely.
Also, once you live your life not giving a flying fuck about appealing to girls, you'll notice it's gonna come naturally. It sucks, but this is one of those things that you can't really force.

At 4/9/13 12:23 AM, DigitalStrip wrote: I would say I am a really strange person. I say whatever is on my mind, i tell a lot of inappropriate jokes. I am nice to most girl and i am not that bad looking of a guy. I have had girlfriends before but they weren't really what i was look for in a girl. Why can't I get a decent girlfriend????

Nah, you gotta be more social, tell some inappropriate jokes to break the ice which usually make them laugh and then pull them in with charm and what not. But what do you mean by "weird"?

At 4/9/13 02:43 AM, DigitalStrip wrote:

At 4/9/13 02:33 AM, TechFlash wrote: maybe you've been going after the wrong type of girl, find someone who's more like you.

you mean race wise? because i am black and i only like white girls

Apart from what amaranthus said about you being really really really dumb, there's part of your problem -- you're finicky. Maybe if you back away and revise your "only like white girls" policy, then your luck could change. Although calling it "luck" would be pushing it.

I don't know, I don't really care, nor do I think about things like these.

At 4/9/13 12:34 AM, illicit wrote: Study Shows Women Judge Male Attractiveness by Penis Size

Read more: http://healthland.time.com/2013/04/08/size-does-matter-study -shows-women-judge-male-attractiveness-by-penis-size/#ixzz2P wBpZIOA

Uhhm, no. Study shows that penis size can play a PART of the attraction, even though it's minimal.
Go read the last sentence of that article.

At 4/9/13 12:23 AM, DigitalStrip wrote: Why can't I get a decent girlfriend????

You're 17.
So yep that's why.

At 4/9/13 12:51 PM, wankwest wrote: Uhhm, no. Study shows that penis size can play a PART of the attraction, even though it's minimal.
Go read the last sentence of that article.

Not only that but the average man doesn't walk around with his cock flapping about so I doubt that it plays the largest role or even a large role in romantic attraction

You're a member of Newgrounds. Does that answer your question.

You have to understand Female psychology to get the ones you want

girls don't like retards

At 4/9/13 01:57 PM, Amaranthus wrote: OP's IQ is the reason guys.

fuck you

At 4/9/13 12:26 AM, DigitalStrip wrote:

At 4/9/13 12:25 AM, Love wrote: Define decent

one that is't crazy or jealous and one that i really really like.

I have one that I really really like but sometimes she gets jealous. Learn to balance the two. You can't have everything.

At 4/9/13 12:23 AM, DigitalStrip wrote: Why can't I get a decent girlfriend????

Uhm.. try this out for thought. Just try it. Are you looking for someone based on the quality of their traits (body, mind, intelligence, lack of, etc.) or are you looking for someone based on your own traits that you have already pre-defined into some fantasy woman with the perfect qualities.

I'm just a psych student, so take it loosely, but, the latter doesn't exist for the most part.

Your mind will always find imperfection if you give it the chance to evaluate a situation because anything can be improved upon, thus, nothing is perfect.

I'm just a psych student, so take it loosely, but, the latter doesn't exist for the most part.

Your mind will always find imperfection if you give it the chance to evaluate a situation because anything can be improved upon, thus, nothing is perfect.

that is true

At 4/9/13 01:03 AM, DigitalStrip wrote: i don't play any sports...... i am your typical nerd gamer who says and does a lot of stupid outrageous things

You sound a lot like me, except I do some sports, but not that many.

At 4/9/13 08:17 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:

At 4/9/13 01:03 AM, DigitalStrip wrote: i don't play any sports...... i am your typical nerd gamer who says and does a lot of stupid outrageous things

You sound a lot like me, except I do some sports, but not that many.

yeah i really don't like playing sports but i like to watch them

At 4/9/13 12:23 AM, DigitalStrip wrote: I say whatever is on my mind, i tell a lot of inappropriate jokes

People hate being around you. No, your honesty is not "refreshing" and no, your jokes are not funny, not even in an awkward way, they're just annoying and embarrassing. The girls who dated you were using you as a rung in a ladder and your friends are too nice to tell you to your face that you're a jackass.

Don't take this personally; it's all based off this one sentence of yours here.

The girls who dated you were using you as a rung in a ladder and your friends are too nice to tell you to your face that you're a jackass.

Don't take this personally; it's all based off this one sentence of yours here.

Thanks man you're cool.

You're not weird. You're just the same as every other kid your age. You can't get a decent girlfriend because everybody your age is swimming in self-doubt, hormones, and is up to their eyeballs in an identity crisis. There IS no decent girl. Not yet. Just get your own shit together and you'll find a good one later.

And what would you know about romance, You asexual fuck?

There IS no decent girl. Not yet. Just get your own shit together and you'll find a good one later.

And what would you know about romance, You asexual fuck?

He is one of the only people that gave me a good response

At 4/9/13 12:28 AM, DigitalStrip wrote:

At 4/9/13 12:26 AM, Vnzi wrote: Start dating same sex, your opinions will change.

i am not gay

But are you gay?

At 4/9/13 09:56 PM, Jeffyx wrote:

At 4/9/13 12:28 AM, DigitalStrip wrote:

At 4/9/13 12:26 AM, Vnzi wrote: Start dating same sex, your opinions will change.

i am not gay

But are you gay?

nope

At 4/9/13 09:53 PM, DigitalStrip wrote: There IS no decent girl. Not yet. Just get your own shit together and you'll find a good one later.

And what would you know about romance, You asexual fuck?

He is one of the only people that gave me a good response

He's an asexual, you stupid fuck! He has no idea how to maintain a relationship.

He is one of the only people that gave me a good response

He's an asexual, you stupid fuck! He has no idea how to maintain a relationship.

whatever you say

Your looking to hard.