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I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:19 PM Reply

It needs to be slower, but i want a pop genre kinda thing. no porn music
Example: Skin by rhianna.


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:23 PM Reply

Eiffel 65- Blue

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I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:28 PM Reply

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you guys can do better than that shit,


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:37 PM Reply

This, just for the lols:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:39 PM Reply

Sex Bomb

Fuck you guys.

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:39 PM Reply

sister ray by velvet underground

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:41 PM Reply

Oh yeah!


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:42 PM Reply

Obvious choice as well

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:44 PM Reply

here ya go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmIfjVvsyg


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:48 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:23 PM, Scintillating wrote: Eiffel 65- Blue

I hope that's a joke. Obviously you'd go with Move Your Body if you wanted something from the Europop album.


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:50 PM Reply

There's no such thing.


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:54 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:50 PM, Emma wrote: There's no such thing.

yes there is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmIfjVvsyg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ9xrUtD35c


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:00 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:54 PM, Tremulos wrote:
At 4/3/13 12:50 PM, Emma wrote: There's no such thing.
yes there is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmIfjVvsyg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ9xrUtD35c

I read "good" lap dance songs. It's an oxymoron.


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:01 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:35 PM, Amaranthus wrote: May I ask why?

One would expect they're for lap dances.

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:02 PM Reply

Miss New Booty

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:03 PM Reply

Linkin Park - Crawling


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:04 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:19 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: It needs to be slower, no porn music

that leaves us with slim picking there. so i'm gonna go ahead and say porn music.

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:11 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:35 PM, Amaranthus wrote: May I ask why?

it's pretty self explanatory

i think we can all agree that the best song for lap-dancing, by far would have to be

sum41 - in too deep


hey

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:16 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 01:03 PM, Slint wrote: Linkin Park - Crawling

Hot


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:17 PM Reply

I can't say I get many lap dances, but Girls by Kid Cudi got my girlfriend like soaked just yesterday.


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 02:06 PM Reply

Here ya go.

I don't give a carp if none of you like that. I love that band.

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 02:23 PM Reply

Lap dances are lame, just jam your finger up his peehole or something

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 02:48 PM Reply

I remember when my roommate in college came to me for a similar request - apparently someone offered him some quick cash to strip at a birthday party and he'd never done it before.

I seem to remember "Bringing Sexy Back" was featured prominently, though that was 5+ years ago.


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 02:50 PM Reply

merzbow - woodpecker no. 1


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Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:06 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:39 PM, Ceratisa wrote: Sex Bomb

Fuck you guys.

Infrared semen move through the night.


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:22 PM Reply

Fingers Inc.- Feelin' Sleazy


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Response to I need good lap dance songs. Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:25 PM Reply

Shut Up (and sleep with me)

I'm somewhat serious.


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