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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:52 PM Reply

If it's not a prank I want to see a video walkthrough. All 200 missions. One consecutive run. No editing.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:58 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:37 PM, kakalxlax wrote:
At 4/1/13 10:23 PM, Piggler wrote: guis help i cant get past levle wun :((
lol

tl.dr: you can' t

Looks like you didn't pick up on the ironic tone I intended.

You can tell by my simple diction and internet dialect in the post that it is indicative of a humorous purpose.

see? now it's not even slightly funny since I had to explain it.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:00 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:52 PM, Chdonga wrote: If it's not a prank I want to see a video walkthrough. All 200 missions. One consecutive run. No editing.

Alright, gimme an hour.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:06 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:45 PM, Vnzi wrote:
At 4/1/13 11:42 PM, sweet21 wrote: I find it hilarious.
The screams of the most muscular man in the zombie apoxolapse riding into a crowd of zombies on a segway. how can anyone not find this funny.

the best thing is that I was doing a Goku kind of, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaah!!!" while I was pressing my keys lol.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:08 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:58 PM, Piggler wrote:
At 4/1/13 11:37 PM, kakalxlax wrote:
At 4/1/13 10:23 PM, Piggler wrote: guis help i cant get past levle wun :((
lol

tl.dr: you can' t
Looks like you didn't pick up on the ironic tone I intended.

we still have to invent an irony font


see? now it's not even slightly funny since I had to explain it.

the process of explaining a joke makes me laugh way more than the joke itself


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:16 AM Reply

you has 2 tap faster or you has a losed.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:20 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, kakalxlax wrote: stop indulging the idiot who made that prank-game. you are like buying candy to the brat who wont stop crying

You seem a bit too angry over a harmless prank.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:41 AM Reply

I swear to god, every time I tried to finish the first mission, I was laughing at every failure. Truly a game for the masochistic.

Brilliantly done.
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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:47 PM Reply

Alright, I came to the fucking conclusion that this game is impossible to beat. What a waste of time. I rather play some puzzle games, which is more entertaining.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:53 PM Reply

At 4/2/13 03:47 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Alright, I came to the fucking conclusion that this game is impossible to beat.

Just keep trying! It gets really good around the fifth or sixth level!


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:36 PM Reply

At 4/2/13 03:53 PM, Seasons wrote:
At 4/2/13 03:47 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Alright, I came to the fucking conclusion that this game is impossible to beat.
Just keep trying! It gets really good around the fifth or sixth level!

Plus really fucking easy, it's simply too easy for me.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:38 PM Reply

Also, what's the first level everyone failed at? I got to about level 15-16 before my first failure.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 06:43 AM Reply

I want to clear first mission , how to play

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 06:54 AM Reply

I keep getting stuck on mission 47, I kind of balanced out my scream and speed boasters and it's really helping.

Yet apparently not enough.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 08:28 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 06:54 AM, Suprememessage wrote: I keep getting stuck on mission 47, I kind of balanced out my scream and speed boasters and it's really helping.

Yet apparently not enough.

I found steel cage to be the most important for that mission especially on level 53.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 11:00 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:45 PM, Vnzi wrote:
At 4/1/13 11:42 PM, sweet21 wrote: I find it hilarious.
The screams of the most muscular man in the zombie apoxolapse riding into a crowd of zombies on a segway. how can anyone not find this funny.

it was hilarrey


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 12:59 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:14 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 4/1/13 02:06 PM, SevenSeize wrote: But don't post any big spoilers! I'm gonna finish it later.
The Segway Guy dies at the final mission.

I finally got around to beating it.

There are three endings to the story mode.

I am not going to spoil anything else.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 01:13 PM Reply

At 4/2/13 03:41 AM, Drake wrote: . Truly a game for the masochistic.

Brilliantly done.

and for sadists

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 17th, 2013 @ 12:34 AM Reply

Invest your points into Mounted Weapon and Speed boosters. It will pay off in the end, trust me.


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