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Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:59 AM Reply

man this game is fucking hard!


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:08 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: man this game is fucking hard!

dude you have to press r before you hit the d.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:20 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: man this game is fucking hard!

I have a feeling its an April Fools joke, anyone actually beaten the first level?

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:22 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:20 AM, FlashChicken wrote:
At 4/1/13 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: man this game is fucking hard!
I have a feeling its an April Fools joke, anyone actually beaten the first level?

Yeah
My speed boosters are already maxed out on free roam mode, unlocked after mission 60

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:33 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: man this game is fucking hard!

Right, I hope I never have to segway in a zombie apocalypse.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:36 AM Reply

The game gets easier after the first mission. Once you get a few extra boosters you can start working on the combat mechanics

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:52 AM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:36 AM, Havegum wrote: The game gets easier after the first mission. Once you get a few extra boosters you can start working on the combat mechanics

Like i'd trust you and your drawing and faking skills.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:52 AM Reply

Just played it.
Game of the Millennium fo sho.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 12:44 PM Reply

its not hard it's literally impossible it is designed so you lose no matter what and it was posted on April Fools Day so its an April Fools prank


"if you put quotes here you're an idiot" mechadude32 These are the jokes, people...

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 12:46 PM Reply

If you work to max out your scream you become invincible briefly. i find that helps alot. Its still hard but that is the most useful of the perks imo


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 12:47 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 12:46 PM, Luis wrote: If you work to max out your scream you become invincible briefly. i find that helps alot. Its still hard but that is the most useful of the perks imo

Really could have done with knowing this an hour ago.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:06 PM Reply

I had to stop around mission 40 because I had shit to do around the house. Why isn't there medals for this game? Who do we need to pester for this to happen? Also for those of you who have beat it already, does it get any easier on your fingers? I'd rather the mouse than the keyboard to be honest. That boss on mission 15 was a pain in the ass. But don't post any big spoilers! I'm gonna finish it later.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:11 PM Reply

stop indulging the idiot who made that prank-game. you are like buying candy to the brat who wont stop crying


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:14 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:06 PM, SevenSeize wrote: But don't post any big spoilers! I'm gonna finish it later.

The Segway Guy dies at the final mission.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:16 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: man this game is fucking hard!

It's just impossible is what it is. Just not possibly possible.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:19 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 11:20 AM, FlashChicken wrote:
At 4/1/13 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: man this game is fucking hard!
I have a feeling its an April Fools joke, anyone actually beaten the first level?

If its anything like highway of the dead there is only one really long level.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 02:31 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:19 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 4/1/13 11:20 AM, FlashChicken wrote:
At 4/1/13 10:59 AM, MrPercie wrote: man this game is fucking hard!
I have a feeling its an April Fools joke, anyone actually beaten the first level?

it obviously is, and they werent even subtle about it, the game was the background of the site and promoted game even before getting out of "under judgement". plus, the game is as simple as clicking 1 button repeatedly.
subtlety boys, subtlety


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 03:15 PM Reply

Level 2 is impossible

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 06:20 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:31 PM, kakalxlax wrote: it obviously is, and they werent even subtle about it, the game was the background of the site and promoted game even before getting out of "under judgement". plus, the game is as simple as clicking 1 button repeatedly.
subtlety boys, subtlety

I haven't played it yet but its a sequel to highway of the dead, of course they're going to promote and front page it. Even after Evil dog has been hyping highway of the dead 2. And if its an April fools joke then whatever.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 06:29 PM Reply

Great game. Got through it all in one go.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:00 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, kakalxlax wrote: stop indulging the idiot who made that prank-game. you are like buying candy to the brat who wont stop crying

Wow, thanks for calling me an idiot.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:04 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:00 PM, Evil-Dog wrote:
At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, kakalxlax wrote: stop indulging the idiot who made that prank-game. you are like buying candy to the brat who wont stop crying
Wow, thanks for calling me an idiot.

Oh shit, here we go.

Segway of the dead


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:07 PM Reply

I can't believe some people just took kakalxlax very serious.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:12 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:00 PM, Evil-Dog wrote:
At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, kakalxlax wrote: stop indulging the idiot who made that prank-game. you are like buying candy to the brat who wont stop crying
Wow, thanks for calling me an idiot.

But seriously, is it a real game or not?

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:00 PM, Evil-Dog wrote:
At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, kakalxlax wrote: stop indulging the idiot who made that prank-game. you are like buying candy to the brat who wont stop crying
Wow, thanks for calling me an idiot.

Lmao I wish this happened every time a person talked shit about a celebrity or something.
I'd like to see the look on people's faces when they're like "if I saw Justin Bieber in person I would shove a chainsaw up his ass" and then Justin Bieber just pops up like "What the fuck man"

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:16 PM Reply

Fuck this game, I still can't get past the second level and you never earn any points to upgrade.

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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 10:23 PM Reply

guis help i cant get past levle wun :((


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:23 PM, Piggler wrote: guis help i cant get past levle wun :((

lol

tl.dr: you can' t


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:42 PM Reply

I find it hilarious.


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Response to Segway of the dead Apr. 1st, 2013 @ 11:49 PM Reply

At 4/1/13 10:12 PM, Jaredman92 wrote:
At 4/1/13 10:00 PM, Evil-Dog wrote:
At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, kakalxlax wrote: stop indulging the idiot who made that prank-game. you are like buying candy to the brat who wont stop crying
Wow, thanks for calling me an idiot.
But seriously, is it a real game or not?

its not


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.