At 3/31/13 04:47 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:
in the beginning god created the heavens & the earth. now the earth was formless & empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep & the spirit of god was hovering over the waters. god said "let there be light" & there was light. god saw that the light was good & he separated the light from the darkness. god called the light "day" & the darkness "night" & there was evening & there was morning . . . the first day
The Book of Scrotum.
1) In the beginning there were stickmen and rainbow gradients. 2) The internet was empty, and full of nothingness. And ye, Tom looketh outeth uponeth witheth his almighty gaze unto the internet, which was full of nothingness and empty. 3) The Creator said, "Let there be flash." and behold they were. 4) So it was on the first day that flashes were created. 5) Seeing the games and videos in all there splender, Tom knew it was good. 6) Then on the second day, The Creator separated the firmament holding the flashes. 7) Seeing the flashes isolated and more popular, Tom knew it was good. 8) On the third day He created The Portal. 9) Seeing The Portal's swirling majesty, Tom knew it was good. 10) Then on the fourth day, The Creator noticed the portal needed flashes to populate it. 11) So in His devine wisdom The Portal was willed into connection with the internet. 12) Seeing the Portal ripe with activity, Tom knew it was good. 13) On the Fifth day, Celebrity Kill, Dressup, and Hentai games were created. 14) Seeing the influx of preteens, Tom knew it was good. 15) On the sixth Day, The Creator looked out upon His creation in all of it's splendor, and knew it was good. 16) He said, "let us create one in our own image, and make him like us." Then Tom gripped a handful of code and art from the soil and breathed into it, naming it Pico. 17) Tom then realized Pico would become lonely as the only one of his kind, so he willed Pico into a deep sleep. 18) From Pico, Tom created Nene. 19) He then said, "go now, be fruitful and multiply. But I have only one commandment, do not eat of the Tree of the Knowledge of Cock Jokes." 20) Tom then looked out upon His entire creation, and kneweth that it was good. 21) The first flash heroes never felt anguish or misery in their primordial lives, always taken care of by the nature Tom had created. 22) Then one day, Nene was walking alone in the garden, when she came across a serpent who spoke to her, "Have some fruit from my tree." 23) Nene answered, "But this tree is forbidden by Tom. Tom says if we eat of this tree then we will die." The serpent rose and said, "Tom is only afraid that you will become like him, eat my fruit and you will not die I swear." 24) Nene then ate of the fruit of the Tree of The Knowledge of Cock Jokes, not dying she returned to Pico. 25) Being offered the fruit by Nene, Pico exclaimed, "What do you offer me woman? Tom commanded we not eat of this tree!" 26) Nene giggled, "Tom just doesn't want us to be like he is, but look at me Pico I am not dead." 27) Pico then ate of the tree's fruit. 28) Suddenly a heavenly voice could be heard throughout the garden. 29) It was Tom calling out to Pico and Nene, but they were ashamed, for they were naked. 30) Quickly they wove together fig branches and clothed themselves with leaves. 31) "Pico, where are you?". 32) Pico answered, "I am here my Lord." 33) "Why dost thee conceal thyself Pico?", inquired Tom. 34) "We heard you and hid ourselves," said Pico. 35) "Did you eat of the Tree of The Knowledge of Cock Jokes?" 36) Pico then exclaimed, "It was this woman you brought me lord. She told me to eat the fruit." Nene then exclaimed, "My lord the serpent told me." 37) Tom then hung his head in grief, feeling his heart broken. 38) The Creator then stated, "you will never be admitted entrance to the garden from this day. 39) You will be made part of a flash game and serve as the backbone for generations of games to come."