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Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 04:35 PM Reply

and you went near your gate (If you don't have any gate it can be a door) a knight appears by psychic teleportation and i ready for a fight. You are level 1 (HP10/10) equipped with a broken wooden knife while the knight is level 100 (HP999999/999999) equipped with a golden blade and a golden shield. How will you defeat him (You know that you can always flee).

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 04:37 PM Reply

He might be ready for a fight but I bet he'd rather have some ICE CREAM.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 04:44 PM Reply

get out my gun you fucking idiot


"Sir, we are surrounded!"
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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 04:59 PM Reply

:0 :0 :0 I would probabley just.............run away......

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:00 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 04:44 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: get out my gun you fucking idiot

Do you not understand plain English?

You are level 1 (HP10/10) equipped with a broken wooden knife

So what that means in layman's terms is 'you don't have a gun'.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:09 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 04:35 PM, super6000 wrote: How will you defeat him (You know that you can always flee).

I can't, but I can always flee...

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:10 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 05:00 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 3/30/13 04:44 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: get out my gun you fucking idiot
Do you not understand plain English?

You are level 1 (HP10/10) equipped with a broken wooden knife
So what that means in layman's terms is 'you don't have a gun'.

But I do have a gun, and I keep it with me at all times. Your rules are bullshit


"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:12 PM Reply

Omnislash

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:14 PM Reply

id call sanic cuz step it up gotta go fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:21 PM Reply

Use my ancient pocket sand technique and sock him in the jaw while he's stunned.

Then flee.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:22 PM Reply

Wait for the knight to trip over from the amount of weight of his armour then stab him in eye.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:24 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 05:12 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Omnislash

That doesn't look like lv1 :/

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:34 PM Reply

I would flee.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:35 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 05:24 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/30/13 05:12 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Omnislash
That doesn't look like lv1 :/

I don't care. I would still Omnislash his ass.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 05:57 PM Reply

Distract him by having him look away and when hes not paying attention run up and stab him in the eye with my broken wood knife.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:00 PM Reply

Advise him that gold is a terrible metal to use for weapons and armor.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:06 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 05:00 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
You are level 1 (HP10/10) equipped with a broken wooden knife
So what that means in layman's terms is 'you don't have a gun'.

no it doesn't

it means he has a broken wooden knife, it doesn't specify that he doesn't have anything else

in layman's terms, of course


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:09 PM Reply

Punch him so hard in the dick that his armor shatters.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:11 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 07:06 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 3/30/13 05:00 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
You are level 1 (HP10/10) equipped with a broken wooden knife
So what that means in layman's terms is 'you don't have a gun'.
no it doesn't

it means he has a broken wooden knife, it doesn't specify that he doesn't have anything else

in layman's terms, of course

It was never really made clear how many weapons we can equip at once, nor was it made clear how large our inventory is. Also, do we have any spells? Even a lvl1 healing spell might help, if we have some sort of mana regen. Is it turned based combat or real time?

So many questions, and not enough answers...


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:14 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 07:06 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 3/30/13 05:00 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
You are level 1 (HP10/10) equipped with a broken wooden knife
So what that means in layman's terms is 'you don't have a gun'.
no it doesn't

it means he has a broken wooden knife, it doesn't specify that he doesn't have anything else

in layman's terms, of course

I see your point. If the OP had of inserted the words 'and only' before 'equipped' then my statement would have been relevant. Well played sir, well played.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:15 PM Reply

So many questions, and not enough answers...

I use magic missile

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:16 PM Reply

I would impale him with my penis.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:17 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 07:15 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
So many questions, and not enough answers...
I use magic missile

Your magic missile misses. You'll have to wait 120 seconds for the cooldown


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:26 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 04:35 PM, super6000 wrote: How will you defeat him

I would make a quick phone call to supergandhi64 (assuming that most people carry a mobile/cellphone) and have supergandhi64 come over and talk incessantly to the Level 100 Knight equipped with a golden blade and a golden shield, with the special supergandhi64 mind-numbing, humdrum, constant drivel that floods from his/her cakehole until the Knight got completely Bored To Death. Sure enough, it would happen and it would be a slow and painful death to the Knight.
In the meantime, I'd be off somewhere Fishing.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 07:17 PM, Tremulos wrote:
At 3/30/13 07:15 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
So many questions, and not enough answers...
I use magic missile
Your magic missile misses. You'll have to wait 120 seconds for the cooldown

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:36 PM Reply

Fleeing works pretty well for me. It doesn't seem like the kind of battle that I'm meant to win.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:36 PM Reply

Given they are wearing gold armor...

Use a fire spell on the helmet, while melting the golden helmet a bit, they become blind meaning half of their attacks miss. The rest of the time will be spent casting Fire and waiting out the battle until a cutscene happens noting that I'm too weak to face off against the boss anyways.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:39 PM Reply

Cheat codes.


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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:40 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 07:39 PM, Tribal wrote: Cheat codes.

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Response to Imagine you were walking home Mar. 30th, 2013 @ 07:41 PM Reply

At 3/30/13 04:35 PM, super6000 wrote: You are level 1 (HP10/10) equipped with a broken wooden knife

No, I am not! You're lying!


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