A few years ago we put down play mats in our living room, so our kids wouldn't hurt themselves as much on the hardwood when they fall over. But the mats have this rough texture and our cat Charlie loves to scoot his butt on them like a dog, sometimes trailing actual skidmarks and turds on the floor. Since we have baby wipes everywhere, I've even taken to wiping his butt with baby wipes when this happens, to stop the spread of cat poop.
So if you decided to peak into a crystal ball at my life, you could have popped in before 5am this morning and seen me pinning down a cat while I wipe his ass with baby wipes. I think he enjoys it though.
How's your morning?