Be a Supporter!

glory hole of youth

  • 447 Views
  • 16 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
CloseThyDoor
CloseThyDoor
  • Member since: Jul. 22, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 12:42 PM Reply

there once was a glory hole that if you stick your boner in it and have a good heart, when you take your boner out it will be black and larger than before.

Vnzi
Vnzi
  • Member since: Mar. 25, 2013
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Reader
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 12:45 PM Reply

Now all we need is a toilet that talks and we have the perfect kids movie.


BBS Signature
Elitistinen
Elitistinen
  • Member since: Dec. 9, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 08
Musician
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 12:54 PM Reply

So deep, OP.


Sig by Decimating

BBS Signature
Entice
Entice
  • Member since: Jun. 30, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 12:55 PM Reply

What happens to your boner if you don't have a good heart?

SmartyPants
SmartyPants
  • Member since: Jul. 13, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Reader
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 01:15 PM Reply

I don't know how I feel about having a white body with a black dick. Doesn't seem right to me.


Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
"You are a generally happy and carefree person." - Sectus
"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

BBS Signature
NewgroundsMike
NewgroundsMike
  • Member since: Jan. 14, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 31
Blank Slate
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 01:49 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 12:55 PM, Entice wrote: What happens to your boner if you don't have a good heart?

OP closes thy door and your d*** is stuck in there forever.

No need to tell me that joke isn't funny. I f***ing know.

You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace.
NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
Click here if you want to be my dinner!

Ceratisa
Ceratisa
  • Member since: Dec. 8, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Gamer
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 02:02 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 12:55 PM, Entice wrote: What happens to your boner if you don't have a good heart?

It shrinks down to Asian level.

Entice
Entice
  • Member since: Jun. 30, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 02:03 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 02:02 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 3/29/13 12:55 PM, Entice wrote: What happens to your boner if you don't have a good heart?
It shrinks down to Asian level.

What if I'm already an Asian?

Ceratisa
Ceratisa
  • Member since: Dec. 8, 2012
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Gamer
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 02:05 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 02:03 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/29/13 02:02 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 3/29/13 12:55 PM, Entice wrote: What happens to your boner if you don't have a good heart?
It shrinks down to Asian level.
What if I'm already an Asian?

It becomes becomes as big as the ones drawn in hentai.

the-goatman
the-goatman
  • Member since: Mar. 3, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 04:19 PM Reply

Just remember to Close Thy Door first.

Cyberdevil
Cyberdevil
  • Member since: Jan. 17, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 49
Writer
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 04:24 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 12:42 PM, CloseThyDoor wrote: there once was a glory hole that if you stick your boner in it and have a good heart, when you take your boner out it will be black and larger than before.

And if you don't have a good heart, I guess your boner doesn't come back? Sounds risky.

Painbringer
Painbringer
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Supporter
Level 60
Animator
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 04:24 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 12:45 PM, Vnzi wrote: Now all we need is a toilet that talks and we have the perfect kids movie.

It's already been done.

glory hole of youth

Vnzi
Vnzi
  • Member since: Mar. 25, 2013
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Reader
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 04:40 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 04:24 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 3/29/13 12:45 PM, Vnzi wrote: Now all we need is a toilet that talks and we have the perfect kids movie.
It's already been done.

why the fuck would you sit in that horrid beast


BBS Signature
MushookieMan
MushookieMan
  • Member since: Dec. 11, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 04:41 PM Reply

The way I heard the story, there's a man called Excalibur with his penis stuck firmly in a glory-hole and none of the men of the land can pull him out. If you are stout of heart then you can draw Excalibur from the stall and reign as king of the bathhouses.


BBS Signature
triplenoob
triplenoob
  • Member since: Feb. 1, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Movie Buff
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 04:42 PM Reply

I like my penis white, thank you very much.


[My Art] Sig made by me PM me if you want one just as sexy, or request one here

BBS Signature
Kanon
Kanon
  • Member since: Nov. 24, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Gamer
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 06:33 PM Reply

Fountain of youth makes people younger by default, Glory hole of youth, since your dick is the only thing that goes in, does that mean your penis will be small as an infants when it comes out?


PSN: Tysonizer, Best Thread of 2012.

BBS Signature
CloseThyDoor
CloseThyDoor
  • Member since: Jul. 22, 2011
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 07
Blank Slate
Response to glory hole of youth Mar. 29th, 2013 @ 08:54 PM Reply

At 3/29/13 12:55 PM, Entice wrote: What happens to your boner if you don't have a good heart?

Good question. There once was a mean man named Pete. Pete decided to place his boner in the glory hole. The glory hole of youth was able to tell how evil this man was. A loud voice bubbled from the toilet and shouted "Cursed!". Pete freaked out and upon pulling his boner out noticed that his penis was now albino colored. From shaft to head, he was in dread, except the very tip, which was bright red. His penis wasn't made shorter because the color was cursed enough, and the glory of youth's motto is to only deliver what is fair.