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Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:17 PM Reply

I want to know your stories, true or false, I don't mind.

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:18 PM Reply

I played chicken with a cop car and sped straight towards it on a one way street. The cop swerved over a railing and blew up. What a bitch.

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:19 PM Reply

Pissing in a urinal.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:20 PM Reply

I had a giant gay orgy.

What's manlier than manly men fucking manly men?
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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:36 PM Reply

Fucked a classmate on a hill in a golf course at night...drove her over to a nearby friends house, drank, played video games, dropped her off, returned to friends house, continued drinking. Woke up sweaty, but otherwise clean.

Alternative Manly Moment

Took a motorcycle accident on the highway like a champ. Wearing my lucky full-faced helmet and my favorite Iron Maiden T-shirt, I was cruising along the left lane on 121 near DFW airport, en route to Ft. Worth. 3 SUV's were in front of me and immediately started braking.

The first (and previous to this) accident I was in happened because my brakes locked, and I spilled onto the road in front of me. So these massive SUV's are stopping in front of me quickly, I'm a good distance from them, but traffic is WHIZZING by on the lane to my right...can't swerve...the closest of the 3 SUVs stopping takes up the emergency shoulder, so now there are 2 SUV's side by side forming a wall, and the BEGINNING of a concrete divider to the left of this shoulder-hog....

My only option is this stretch of grass in the highway median. So, for the first time, I try laying it down intentionally. I glide over to the grass, apply brakes, and go sideways. Grass is raising upward to the left of my head, and I'm thinkin' this ain't so bad...when suddenly I'm interrupted. I failed to notice a pvc pipe sticking out of the ground a foot...I'm thinking that's where they would've expanded the concrete divider, there's a lot of construction around there. But my front tire stops on that pvc pipe, and it vaults me over near the on-coming half of the median. Back of my helmet and my right love handle hits the dirt.

People were around me very quickly, but I was fine. Sore on my right side, but good because of the helmet. They help me lift my bike up, it starts, but the handlebar is bent to SHIT. So now my throttle is more at level with my gas tank, while my clutch is where its always been. I ride the rest of the distance to Ft. Worth lopsided...luckily there was a motorcycle parts store on the way, and I had enough money to get the handlebar replaced...

...but first things first, I was on my way to a haircut appointment with my buddy who's a hair-stylist and lead singer of The Phuss, Josh Fleming. I got many compliments about how calm and non-chalant I was about just getting done with a motorcycle wreck...dirt all over my Iron Maiden shirt, and picking out dirt of my fresh road rash to prove it.

Felt good...well...the next couple of days didn't feel too good, but it felt manly.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:49 PM Reply

Riding the "It's a small world after all" ride at Disney World...


Once upon a time...

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:53 PM Reply

Broke a bloke's nose during high school. 3 days of suspension.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:06 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:02 PM, thetruthhurtz wrote: made my ex gag on my cock, i dunno

The question is, was she your ex while this occurred?


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:07 PM Reply

I asked a girl to the prom and she said YES.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:08 PM Reply

I successfully tied a tie.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:09 PM Reply

I watched the entire Dragonball series.

Dragonball
Dragonball Z
Dragonball GT

YES even GT.

Also, fuck that Kai crap.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:10 PM Reply

I sat on my balls once.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:11 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:08 PM, thetruthhurtz wrote:
At 3/27/13 11:06 PM, CresIsis wrote:
At 3/27/13 11:02 PM, thetruthhurtz wrote: made my ex gag on my cock, i dunno
The question is, was she your ex while this occurred?
no

Then not quite as manly, but still manly because it involves a woman interacting with your penis.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:13 PM Reply

I was messing around on a skateboard while I was hanging out with a bunch of people, and I fell and snapped my finger. The bone was popping out of the skin. I didn't even shed a tear, even though I wanted to scream on the top of my lungs. That hurt sooooo fucking bad.

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:18 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:20 PM, T3XT wrote: I had a giant gay orgy.

What's manlier than manly men fucking manly men?

Ha. Fair enough.

I spooned with a fat and rather masculine friend in bed one night to keep warm, since our other friend kept the blanket to himself on his couch like a prick. Even better, I, a skinny and lanky dude who at the time had no muscle on his bones and only a thin mustache to give me any manly value, was the dominant one on the outside of said spooning, cupping his man-boob in a purely platonic manner.
A few weeks later, I did it again with the other friend to freak him out since he tried to give me shit for it.

I also play Gears of War from time to time, so I think that nets me some manly points.

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:29 PM Reply

I recall a party last year where after consuming 4-5 shots of assorted vodkas, 2 four lokos, and 6 lionshead and then smoking 3 fat ass blunts between 7 people I still managed to win 2 consecutive games of strip beer pong.

I then proceeded to play circle of death (a drinking game involving cards, some people call it Kings) and a good buddy made it a Jack rule that each time I had to drink, a girl had to kiss me. Yay me :)

After about an hour of that game we all decided we would go onto my friend's roof to smoke another blunt. The only access is through the bathroom window, the last person out let the window fall and it locked, which meant someone had to jump off the roof and go in through the back door to let everyone in through the window, well me feeling invincible, I did not hesitate. I ran straight toward the edge, dove and spun, grabbed the ledge and swung to the porch beneath, went in and let everyone inside safely. it was only after everyone was inside did someone point out my hands were completely ripped to shit and bleeding everywhere from grabbing the slate roof and I had never even noticed.

Instead of being a whiny puss, I poured some JD on it and a pretty blonde Polish girl wrapped her scarf around my hand and my drunken mind took that as "she took care of me, she wants the D" so I grabbed her and we made out awhile till I had to piss.

Waiting outside the bathroom I had that moment of clarity where I realize just how fucked up I am, so i fell down....not manly....but the girl in the bathroom, this young brunette with big tits named Sara comes out and says "are you okay?" and kneels down next to me and im not sure how but next thing I know were both half dressed making out on the floor and we move into another room and we fuck on the floor next to some passed out people.

about 20 minutes after we finish some of my boys come in and see what had gone down and the one kid that brought Sara there gets real pissed and starts shouting threats at me, without saying anything I tackle him into the wall and hit him twice in his temple and he left with tears in his eyes.

We go down stairs and rejoin the party which is much smaller than when i left it because its roughly 3:30am now and alot of people had left. There is a single chair in the center of the room and some cute little Spanish girl throws me in the chair and puts an E pill on my tongue. This blonde girl Gabby who is a stripper comes up and gives me the most awesome lap dance. This girl Dana that had been eyeballing me all night comes up to me and says "Why have you been ignoring me all night? Whats so great about Gabby?" and i said "Cause I have I-dont-wanna-fuck-Dana-itis"

After that I went into the room with Gabby and we made out for awhile but we both passed out somewhere around 5am and then I woke up around 11, cleaned up, drove home and proceeeded to feel the most painful hangover ever, but the best reminder of how much of a fucking boss I was that night.
So yeah, thats my idea of manly


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:53 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:09 PM, CresIsis wrote: I watched the entire Dragonball series.

Dragonball? Pfttttt. That's nothing compared to watching Gurren Lagann in one go, while eating nothing but the hottest chicken wings and washing it down with ice cold lagers. If that doesn't make a man out of you, then I don't know what to tell ya.

Also, fuck that Kai crap.

No argument here.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:55 PM Reply

I wrestle bears.

not real ones, just those big hairy guys.

they have thumbs so it makes it harder.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:55 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:29 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote: consuming 4-5 shots of assorted vodkas, 2 four lokos, and 6 lionshead and then smoking 3 fat ass blunts

LOL yeah right.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 12:08 AM Reply

Had this girl hitting on me at a new years party.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 12:15 AM Reply

When I was 6, I failed the final exams from the school I was attending at that time. We moved from time to time, and I had to study as long I was staying in the country. Gramps just closed the door of the house he was renting and I had to stay the entire night outside (winter). I learned that putting paper inside your clothes keeps your body temperature.
So many good stories. This could be used as some collab flash. It would be cool.

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 04:45 AM Reply

Saved my whole platoon by throwing back a cooked nade and then proceeded to capture flags A, B, and C all by my lonely


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 05:19 AM Reply

Doin k all the time

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 06:38 AM Reply

Made it 1km from friends house to mine with a car while was totally drunk, cops though that I learn to drive XD


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 07:14 AM Reply

I walked through snow while wearing sandals. It was only for a minute though.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 07:49 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:19 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Pissing in a urinal.

Pissing in the bushes. I WIN!

Another story would be when I broke my arm and didn't notice at all until the next day I saw it was somehow bent.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 08:02 AM Reply

Watching the birth of my Daughter.

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 08:36 AM Reply

I was alone, in a mountain, mountain biking and I'd say about halfway down. My brakes gave out and I had to "crash-land" in a tree. I broke my leg doing so. I had to walk down the entire mountain and wait on the side of the road until a car would pass, because I didn't have a cellphone. And I hitched a ride to the nearest hospital, which was about 1 hour and 15 minutes away. So, yeah.


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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 08:41 AM Reply

I once sucked a dick for a Big Mac

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Response to Manliest moments of your life Mar. 28th, 2013 @ 10:04 AM Reply

I developed male sex organs in utero