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is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 08:59 AM Reply

my cat is super annoying and it won't stop bothering me is it okay if i kill it for food?

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:00 AM Reply

The only legals ways to kill a cat are to stomp on it in heels or light it on fire in a bathtub

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:01 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 08:59 AM, 300lbStripper wrote: my cat is super annoying and it won't stop bothering me is it okay if i kill it for food?

No it's not. You can hand it to a vet and have them do it if you must.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:01 AM Reply

do you live with your parents?
you don't think they'll notice their pet missing?
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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:04 AM Reply

Trust me, I tried. They are annoying as shit.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:08 AM Reply

i mean i have probable cause it should be okay.

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:17 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 08:59 AM, 300lbStripper wrote: my cat is super annoying and it won't stop bothering me is it okay if i kill it for food?

Not if you live in China.

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:22 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 09:01 AM, Havegum wrote: No it's not. You can hand it to a vet and have them do it if you must.

So vets get to eat cats but not normal people? Doesn't sound fair. :/

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:27 AM Reply

Be like Luka Magnotta, trust me, it is worth it.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:41 AM Reply

Technically, but it's not like the police will show up at our front door if your cat hasn't been seen for a few days.

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:48 AM Reply

use it as a silencer on the M16.

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:10 AM Reply

um, must be joking?

but if it's yours, do whatever you want...just be warn that PETA is really sensitive about this things...


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:12 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 09:48 AM, littlegonkyboy wrote: use it as a silencer on the M16.
POSTAL 2 STYLE!!!

Or an oven mitt.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:14 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 08:59 AM, 300lbStripper wrote: my cat is super annoying and it won't stop bothering me is it okay if i kill it for food?

Why would you kill a cat.

How would you feel if a cat killed YOU for food, like in that that movie, Cat Nip, where those alien cats landed on Earth and fed on us?

Cats probably find us annoying as hell - always pestering them when all they want from us is food and not being immolated for the sake of funny internet videos.

Treat your cat with respect and maybe it will grant you nine extra lives.

Don't waste your cats people.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:16 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 09:33 AM, Amaranthus wrote: .

That's just... perfect :D

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:24 AM Reply

fuck u

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:28 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 09:08 AM, 300lbStripper wrote: i mean i have probable cause it should be okay.

You don't have a clue what probable cause means, do you? It's when a police officer has enough evidence to make an arrest. Haven't you watched The Wire or something?


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:34 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:14 AM, Demonbrunch wrote: How would you feel if a cat killed YOU for food, like in that that movie, Cat Nip, where those alien cats landed on Earth and fed on us.

Shut the fuck up hippy
Animals don't feel like people do, we eat them for a reason

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:37 AM Reply

illegal to kill domesticated animals.
i think its also illegal to kill wild animals too, because i heard the state owns them.

or some stupid shit
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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:38 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:34 AM, Entice wrote:
Animals don't feel like people do, we eat them for a reason

Even if they did, we'd still feed on them because our race is fucking stupid.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:40 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:38 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 3/27/13 10:34 AM, Entice wrote:
Animals don't feel like people do, we eat them for a reason
Even if they did, we'd still feed on them because our race is fucking stupid.

It wouldn't be stupid. Humans are meant to be omnivores, don't buy into hippy bullshit lol

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:44 AM Reply

as long as you dont abuse it

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:57 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:40 AM, Entice wrote:
At 3/27/13 10:38 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 3/27/13 10:34 AM, Entice wrote:
Animals don't feel like people do, we eat them for a reason
Even if they did, we'd still feed on them because our race is fucking stupid.
It wouldn't be stupid. Humans are meant to be omnivores, don't buy into hippy bullshit lol

Well, I love me a good steak, but I wouldn't eat a fucking talking cow.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:00 AM Reply

I seriously hope you're joking about this....


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 12:55 PM Reply

I've never seen little kittens while playing Big Game Hunter in the arcades

so I'll say no.

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 12:57 PM Reply

This thread is now about cat puns.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:01 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 12:57 PM, Sequenced wrote: This thread is now about cat puns.

The OP is going to make a Meow-Schwitz


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:03 PM Reply

Cut it up into small pieces, and throw it in a bathtub, pour sulfuric acid. You should be good after that.

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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:21 PM Reply

I thought about killing my cat, but I don't have the heart to do it. I just get frustrated when it won't leave me alone. It always scratches at my door and demands that I pet it. It's so god damn cute, but annoying as fuck. I don't think It's illegal, just don't tell anybody.


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Response to is it legal to kill a cat? Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:32 PM Reply

Make it look like an accident. Best, tell no one, then it's legal.


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