At 3/19/14 05:59 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:
I wish for a 500 mile long penis.
Granted. You're horrifying medical condition immortalizes your grief on TLC, and you quickly become ill due to your body not having enough pressure to propel urine through the 500 mile tract...pockets begin to swell near the base, while the extremities, 480+miles of your genitalia, atrophy and die due to the lack of blood flow. The stench from the excess flesh as it begins to rot away, unclean, unkempt, is unbearable. Castration becomes necessary for you to live...and no one takes it seriously because its kinda hilarious.
I wish I had Dragonball Z powers.