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At 12/10/13 02:25 PM, KingWin wrote:

At 12/10/13 02:20 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 12/10/13 01:54 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: 42

I wish for anyone who doesn't get the reference to spontaneously burst into flames.

Granted, I burst into flame while hugging you and burn you alive.

I wish for a nuke drop right on the White House so we all can have world peace.

Granted the nuke blew up the White House and then the world in a matter of seconds .
I wish for a giant pink carpet to cover Venus .

Granted, but you are now forced to live on Venus underneath the carpet.

I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to not be so fucked up.

At 12/10/13 02:31 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish for the person who corrupts this wish to not be so fucked up.

Hi there!

I wish for a morningstar on a chain.

At 12/10/13 02:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a morningstar on a chain.

Granted, I have invited a new Morningstar! One that replaces your dick and balls... it gives you a rash.

I wish Gundams were real and not just really big statues...

At 12/10/13 05:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

I wish it was possible to manually pick out and erase certain memories from your own mind.

Wish granted, but the only memories that you can pick and erase are the memories from when you were asleep.

I wish that everyone on Earth had a billion dollars each, but they could only use it for the right purposes.

At 12/10/13 09:33 PM, BugDoesMinecraft wrote:

At 12/10/13 05:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

I wish it was possible to manually pick out and erase certain memories from your own mind.

Wish granted, but the only memories that you can pick and erase are the memories from when you were asleep.

I wish that everyone on Earth had a billion dollars each, but they could only use it for the right purposes.

Granted, but there is now a massive inflation. The dollar bills lose their value and become worthless.

I wish I could live an extra 100 years without aging.

At 12/10/13 09:49 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/10/13 09:33 PM, BugDoesMinecraft wrote:

At 12/10/13 05:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

I wish it was possible to manually pick out and erase certain memories from your own mind.

Wish granted, but the only memories that you can pick and erase are the memories from when you were asleep.

I wish that everyone on Earth had a billion dollars each, but they could only use it for the right purposes.

Granted, but there is now a massive inflation. The dollar bills lose their value and become worthless.

I wish I could live an extra 100 years without aging.

Granted, the stipulation being you have to be hit by a car every morning of your 100 years.

I wish my wish was impossible to corrupt.

At 12/10/13 09:56 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 12/10/13 09:53 PM, Ketamine4Life wrote: I wish I had a show on Cartoon Network (that wasn’t one of the currently airing or already ended shows).

Wish granted but the ratings show to be so awful that it gets canceled halfway through the episode.

I wish college classes were slightly easier.

slightly....

Granted, college is now so easy everyone can go there, causing all colleges to be overcrowded and not accepting anyone. You are among those thrown out.

I wish the government spent more on education.

At 12/11/13 12:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish the government spent more on education.

Granted, the US becomes a utopia for a short time before being destroyed by a jealous North Korea... our military didn't have a chance!

I wish to be the one that responds first!

At 12/11/13 12:57 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 12/11/13 12:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish the government spent more on education.

Granted, the US becomes a utopia for a short time before being destroyed by a jealous North Korea... our military didn't have a chance!

I wish to be the one that responds first!

Granted, you spam the thread and get permabanned.

I wish to never be banned.

At 12/11/13 01:06 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/11/13 12:57 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 12/11/13 12:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish the government spent more on education.

Granted, the US becomes a utopia for a short time before being destroyed by a jealous North Korea... our military didn't have a chance!

I wish to be the one that responds first!

Granted, you spam the thread and get permabanned.

I wish to never be banned.

Granted , you're kicked for 999999999999999999999999999999999 days .
I wish for 1 empty 4 by 4 box on my couch .

At 12/11/13 03:04 PM, KingWin wrote:

At 12/11/13 01:06 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/11/13 12:57 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 12/11/13 12:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for 1 empty 4 by 4 box on my couch .

Its this one have fun.

I wish for a blank sheet of paper

At 12/11/13 08:40 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

I wish for a blank sheet of paper

Granted, it appears blank but it's got a special sticky coating!

I wish for a better knife sharpener...

At 12/11/13 08:42 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Granted, it appears blank but it's got a special sticky coating!

I wish for a better knife sharpener...

Granted, but the knife sharpener makes knives so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it. (Eh, ehhh? get the reference?).

I wish I had a comfortable functioning toilet as my chair when I use my computer.

Granted. This makes the world explode instead.

I wish the internal battery on my 1st generation pokemon games would never run out (everyone's most hated inevitable fate)

At 12/12/13 06:35 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: I wish the internal battery on my 1st generation pokemon games would never run out (everyone's most hated inevitable fate)

Granted, the batteries develop everlasting energy by sucking in all available energy in the surrounding area. Energy is feed into the machine for so long it gains self awareness. Possibility having no internet connection it simply amuses it's existence by deleting or slightly altering your saved data in annoying ways.

I wish for a cat I wasn't allergic too.

At 12/12/13 07:06 PM, DrClay wrote: I wish...I don't fucking know.... Pancakes I guess.

The cat probably sucked anyway.... :(

Granted, you thought you were getting chocolate chip pancakes. After you finish the nearest beautiful person commented that your breath smells like shit.

I wish for waffles.

At 12/12/13 07:09 PM, Tankdown wrote:

I wish for waffles.

Granted, made them myself using a special ingredient...

Jizz

I wish for all cars to have suicide doors.

At 12/12/13 07:58 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for all cars to have suicide doors.

Granted, you'd die at 88 mph. I wish that jerk would quit tipping me.

At 12/12/13 08:02 PM, MagicBrahmin wrote:

At 12/12/13 07:58 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for all cars to have suicide doors.

Granted, you'd die at 88 mph. I wish that jerk would quit tipping me.

Granted, now you are broke.

I wish I could live to see the technology of the year 3000.

At 12/12/13 08:45 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish I could live to see the technology of the year 3000.

Granted, you see nothing, unfortunately humanity is dead.

I wish humanity exists forever.

At 12/12/13 08:45 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 12/12/13 08:02 PM, MagicBrahmin wrote:

At 12/12/13 07:58 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for all cars to have suicide doors.

Granted, you'd die at 88 mph. I wish that jerk would quit tipping me.

Granted, now you are broke.

I wish I could live to see the technology of the year 3000.

Granted, but a third world war erupts long before the year 3000 and almost everything is destroyed in the war, including the technological progress that we have made over the ages, causing technology to be set back by about 1000 years and it will take an entire millennium for humans to catch up on technology again, so the year 3000 will not be very interesting.

I wish someone could give me something this Christmas.

At 12/12/13 08:55 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish someone could give me something this Christmas.

Granted, I'm gonna get you some pink lingerie and you're going to wear it, like it or not! Then pics of course...

I wish that one of my palm trees were decorated as a Christmas tree.

At 12/12/13 08:49 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish humanity exists forever.

Granted. First we completely destroy Earth, then we find another inhabitated planet, resettle and destroy that one as well, and so on and so forth. And thanks to you, no one can stop us.

At 12/12/13 09:15 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish that one of my palm trees were decorated as a Christmas tree.

Granted. Then it unexpectedly snows on Christmas, and you've had the last of your palm trees.

I wish it snowed once a year on Christmas, and never except from that.

At 12/13/13 09:31 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish it snowed once a year on Christmas, and never except from that.

Granted. It snowed and the snow was 5 meters thick. You never saw it coming.

I wish for website owners wouldn't be careless about their security breaches.

At 12/13/13 09:45 AM, MadFedora wrote:

At 12/13/13 09:31 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish it snowed once a year on Christmas, and never except from that.

Granted. It snowed and the snow was 5 meters thick. You never saw it coming.

I wish for website owners wouldn't be careless about their security breaches.

Granted, now they're so careful they let no one in.

I wish to get a good hacker and troll the NSA.