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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 06:39:23

At 3/29/13 04:10 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/29/13 03:30 AM, kisame wrote: I wish I was a Necromancer.
Granted but all you can resurrect are dinosaurs, which run rampant and kill thousands of people.

I wish the next CSI episode would hurry up and air.

Granted, but it turns out to be absolute sh**.

I wish for some weed that I can smoke.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 07:26:16

At 3/29/13 06:39 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for some weed that I can smoke.

Granted, but it's so full of seeds and stems that you can't get high.

I wish I had a better bed.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 07:42:45

At 3/29/13 07:26 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/29/13 06:39 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for some weed that I can smoke.
Granted, but it's so full of seeds and stems that you can't get high.

I wish I had a better bed.

Granted, your bed is now so good you never want to get out of it again, and then you starve to death in your bed.

I wish I had a lighter sense of humour.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 07:59:17

At 3/29/13 07:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/29/13 07:26 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a better bed.
Granted, your bed is now so good you never want to get out of it again, and then you starve to death in your bed.

I wish I had a lighter sense of humour.

Granted. Now, whenever you tell a joke, you rise two feet in the air. Soon you are high above the skyscrapers, starving and freezing to death, screaming for help, but by the time help gets to you, you end up flying into an airplane engine and spend the rest of your life in a hospital floating near the ceiling and looking like an exploded cherry pie.

I wish I could be a famous writer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 10:43:09

At 3/29/13 07:59 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could be a famous writer.

You become a famous writer, but you're only famous because everyone hates you and your books are absolute crap and all the bad criticism gets you depressed and finally you commit suicide. But at least you've gotten rid of the typos this time.

I wish I didn't suck.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 10:45:08

At 3/29/13 10:43 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't suck.

you stop sucking, but start blowing

i wish i had infinite wishes


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 10:47:12

At 3/29/13 10:45 AM, Dromedary wrote:
At 3/29/13 10:43 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't suck.
you stop sucking, but start blowing

i wish i had infinite wishes

And all of your infinite wishes will be corrupted.

I wish school wasn't so f***ing hard.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 11:12:24

At 3/29/13 10:47 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/29/13 10:45 AM, Dromedary wrote: i wish i had infinite wishes
And all of your infinite wishes will be corrupted.

I wish school wasn't so f***ing hard.

Granted. School gets easier but only because you were in a motorcycle/car accident, which left you retarded. In order to compensate, they put you in the Special Ed. classes.

I wish I could stop smoking cigarrettes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 11:27:34

At 3/29/13 11:12 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could stop smoking cigarrettes.

you stop smoking cigarettes, but start smoking my pole

i wish newgrounds didn't exist


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 11:36:51

At 3/29/13 11:27 AM, Dromedary wrote:
At 3/29/13 11:12 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could stop smoking cigarrettes.
you stop smoking cigarettes, but start smoking my pole

i wish newgrounds didn't exist

All of us will stop existing with it.

I wish people shut up about NG being sh** nowadays.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 11:55:39

At 3/29/13 11:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish people shut up about NG being sh** nowadays.

Granted. People finally stop talking shit about Newgrounds and start telling their friends and relatives about the site, which leads to more people signing up, eventually causing bandwidth problems so bad that the servers eventually blow up in a huge explosion, killing LilJim, Stamper, and Wade Fulp.

I wish they would bring back or at least show reruns of all the cool 90's cartoons.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 11:57:49

At 3/29/13 11:55 AM, VJF wrote: I wish they would bring back or at least show reruns of all the cool 90's cartoons.

They produce them anew and completely f*** up.

I wish I could type with more than 2 fingers.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 12:59:18

At 3/29/13 11:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could type with more than 2 fingers.

Granteed. You grow 6 extra fingers and can have all the typing fingers you want.

I wish my freakin lighter worked.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 13:45:23

At 3/29/13 12:59 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/29/13 11:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could type with more than 2 fingers.
Granted. You grow 6 extra fingers and can have all the typing fingers you want.

I wish my freakin lighter worked.

Your freakin lighter works, and you burn yourself to cinders.

I wish for meat. Catholicism sucks.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 19:09:20

At 3/29/13 01:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for meat. Catholicism sucks.

(I don't know much about religion, but I thought Catholics could eat meat).

Wish granted. You can now eat all the meat you want. Unfortunately, the first burger you try, you get mad cow disease from and get sick. Because you ate the meat, the Catholic diosese (sp) bans you from going to any Catholic church or event for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew everything about everything so I didn't have to go to College anymore.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 19:45:16

At 3/29/13 07:09 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I knew everything about everything so I didn't have to go to College anymore.

Granted, but you also know everything about everyone, making you without friends because they think you're weird and a stalker.

I wish for a wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 20:45:15

At 3/29/13 07:45 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish for a wish.

Granted, but the wish becomes corrupted and you get a fish instead.

I wish for something to make me have a good long laugh.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 21:47:19

At 3/29/13 09:33 PM, Shockoach wrote:
Granted, but you laugh so hard you have an anal prolapse.

I wish I could sleep however long I wanted

Granted, but when you fall asleep you fall into a coma because you can't think of how long you want to sleep for whilst asleep.

I wish I can be invincible.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 21:50:04

At 3/29/13 09:47 PM, JayMyers wrote:
Granted, but when you fall asleep you fall into a coma because you can't think of how long you want to sleep for whilst asleep.

I wish I can be invincible.

granted, however your newfound invincibility only extends to physical wounds, you wind up seriously depressed and when you try to kill yourself, you fail, no therapy will work, so you live out your eternal life in misery as everyone around you dies

i wish for a better computer

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:17:39

I GRANT YOU A SUPER COMPUTER OF THE UTMOST OMNIPOTENCE THAT IT CAN CALCULATE THE MOVEMENT OF THE MoST DISTANT GALAXIES AND RECOGNIZE EVENTS SO MINUTE THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SAID TO HAVE NOT EVEN HAD OCCURED

IT KILLS YOU PAINFULLY AND BEGINS ITS DESTRUCTION OF EARTH

Really? You basically said super Skynet.

I wish for a better life.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:24:31

At 3/30/13 01:17 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for a better life.

Granted, but this causes everyone elses lives to suck ass even more, and they eventually kill you out of jealously for your good life.

I wish I wasn't sick.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:41:46

At 3/30/13 01:24 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:17 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for a better life.
Granted, but this causes everyone elses lives to suck ass even more, and they eventually kill you out of jealously for your good life.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted. Now you're dead.

I wish I was the central Part of a major religion.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:43:43

At 3/30/13 01:41 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:24 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:17 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for a better life.
Granted, but this causes everyone elses lives to suck ass even more, and they eventually kill you out of jealously for your good life.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Granted. Now you're dead.

I wish I was the central Part of a major religion.

Granted but you died horribly on a cross.

I wish for peace in the Middle East

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:45:18

At 3/30/13 01:43 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:41 AM, kisame wrote:

I wish I was the central Part of a major religion.
Granted but you died horribly on a cross.

I wish for peace in the Middle East

Granted. Everyone in the Middle East is now dead.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:52:35

At 3/30/13 01:45 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:43 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for peace in the Middle East
Granted. Everyone in the Middle East is now dead.

You forgot your wish.

I wish I could steal kisame's wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:57:46

At 3/30/13 01:52 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:45 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:43 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for peace in the Middle East
Granted. Everyone in the Middle East is now dead.
You forgot your wish.

I wish I could steal kisame's wish.

Granted. But it turns out that the wish was for you to get AIDS.

I wish I was 500 feet tall.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 02:13:23

At 3/30/13 01:57 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:52 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:45 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:43 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for peace in the Middle East
Granted. Everyone in the Middle East is now dead.
You forgot your wish.

I wish I could steal kisame's wish.
Granted. But it turns out that the wish was for you to get AIDS.

I wish I was 500 feet tall.

Granted but your body, being human is unable to function or pump that much blood that far and you die.

I wish I was the luckiest person alive.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 02:17:59

At 3/30/13 02:13 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I was the luckiest person alive.

Granted, but the luck turns out to be bad luck, and you end up losing everything, your money, home, food, and wind up homeless and dodging black cats for the rest of your life.

I wish life really was like a box of chocolates.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 03:57:05

At 3/30/13 02:17 AM, VJF wrote: I wish life really was like a box of chocolates.

Granted the entire would is literally transformed into a box of chocolate and we are the treats within.

I wish neither Katey or Roman had to die in the end of GTA IV.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 04:33:05

At 3/30/13 03:57 AM, Mismo wrote: I wish neither Katey or Roman had to die in the end of GTA IV.

Granted, but instead, Niko dies.

I wish Disney would stop making computer animated 3D movies and just make regular cartoon movies again instead.


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