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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 00:19:55 Reply

At 3/27/13 11:04 PM, VJF wrote: I wish Virtual Reality were real (like in the movies).

done. But the only virtual reality there is is some weird video game version of Johnny Mnemonic.

I wish there were a sequel to Abobo's Big Adventure.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 00:40:19 Reply

At 3/28/13 12:19 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:
I wish there were a sequel to Abobo's Big Adventure.

Done. In about 7 years from now.

I wish for all guns in the world to fire packing peanuts for a day.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 00:42:55 Reply

At 3/28/13 12:40 AM, slipstrike wrote: I wish for all guns in the world to fire packing peanuts for a day.

Granted, but this causes knifings on that dsy to rise 200 fold, and one of the victims is your Aunt Sally.

I wish I could read people's minds.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 00:51:31 Reply

At 3/28/13 12:40 AM, slipstrike wrote:
At 3/28/13 12:19 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:
I wish there were a sequel to Abobo's Big Adventure.
Done. In about 7 years from now.

I wish for all guns in the world to fire packing peanuts for a day.

Done. All the guns are aimed at you.

I wish I had the power to destroy the Higgs boson.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 01:10:50 Reply

At 3/28/13 12:51 AM, illicit wrote:
I wish I had the power to destroy the Higgs boson.

Granted, but you wake up and it was all a dream. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there..

I wish I had a pair of fairy godparents, but I didn't end up making a wish every episode that made their powers useless.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 01:50:37 Reply

At 3/28/13 01:10 AM, Bovineoverlord wrote: I wish I had a pair of fairy godparents, but I didn't end up making a wish every episode that made their powers useless.

Granted, but the fairy godparents don't have any powers, they just float above your head and give you bad advice.

I wish more people knew about NG.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 03:13:45 Reply

At 3/28/13 01:50 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish more people knew about NG.

Tom Fulp attempts to spread the word about Newgrounds via newspaper ads. A large number of old people who can barely internet join soon afterwards.

I wish everyone had time fo' dat.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 05:25:27 Reply

At 3/28/13 03:13 AM, slipstrike wrote: I wish everyone had time fo' dat.

Everyone has time for everything they need to get done, and after getting everything done in the world, people become extremely bored and suicide rates sky rocket.

I wish pollution was all gone.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 06:47:21 Reply

At 3/28/13 05:25 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 03:13 AM, slipstrike wrote: I wish everyone had time fo' dat.
Everyone has time for everything they need to get done, and after getting everything done in the world, people become extremely bored and suicide rates sky rocket.

I wish pollution was all gone.

Granted, but wars won't end.

I wish for drum lessons with some famous drummer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 07:17:02 Reply

At 3/28/13 06:47 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for drum lessons with some famous drummer.

You get lessons from Rick Allen, the drummer from Def Leppard, and Lesson #1 is to amputate your left arm.

I wish my apartment was clean.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 07:20:00 Reply

At 3/28/13 07:17 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish my apartment was clean.

Granted. You win a week of free maid service, but as she's cleaning your apartment, she finds a dead hooker under all the mess and you spnd the rest of your life in jail after she calls the police.

I wish I had better vision.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 07:42:16 Reply

At 3/28/13 07:20 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 07:17 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish my apartment was clean.
Granted. You win a week of free maid service, but as she's cleaning your apartment, she finds a dead hooker under all the mess and you spnd the rest of your life in jail after she calls the police.

I wish I had better vision.

Wish granted you now have better vision unfortunately your vision is now so good you can see all the various bits of dirt and bacteria that fester on peoples skins and on your food and drink. This result in you developing OCD.

I wish I had a lot of Money


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 07:46:00 Reply

At 3/28/13 07:42 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I had a lot of Money

Granted. Your mother dies and leaves you 5,000 dollars in her will.

I wish I could read peoples' minds.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 07:51:11 Reply

At 3/28/13 07:46 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 07:42 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I had a lot of Money
Granted. Your mother dies and leaves you 5,000 dollars in her will.

I wish I could read peoples' minds.

Granted unfortunately for you everyone is aware that you can read their minds and you end up being socially ostracized

I wish I was Telekinetic


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 07:51:28 Reply

At 3/28/13 07:46 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 07:42 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I had a lot of Money
Granted. Your mother dies and leaves you 5,000 dollars in her will.

I wish I could read peoples' minds.

You can, and you discover they all hate you.

I wish I didn't need glasses.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 08:24:32 Reply

At 3/28/13 07:51 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I was Telekinetic

Granted, but the only useful job you can find for it is to travel the country using it in Barnum and Bailey's circus.

At 3/28/13 07:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't need glasses.

Granted. You are now blind and have to use cool sunglasses instead.

I wish I had a better MP3 player.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 08:29:21 Reply

I wish to have better computer


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 08:41:16 Reply

At 3/28/13 08:24 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 07:51 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I was Telekinetic
Granted, but the only useful job you can find for it is to travel the country using it in Barnum and Bailey's circus.

At 3/28/13 07:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't need glasses.
Granted. You are now blind and have to use cool sunglasses instead.

I wish I had a better MP3 player.

Wish granted your MP3 player is now so good you're physically unable to stop listening to it which results in you, in a dazed state, accidentally walking out in front of a bus.

I wish I could travel through time.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 08:45:38 Reply

At 3/28/13 08:41 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I could travel through time.

Granted. You travel through time, messing with history so much that Germany and Japan won WWII, and after splitting up the world, the Germans attack Japan causing WWIII, and pretty much destroy the world.

I wish today was Friday so I could get my paycheck.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 10:05:39 Reply

At 3/28/13 08:24 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 07:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't need glasses.
Granted. You are now blind and have to use cool sunglasses instead.

Why the hell did I expect this?

At 3/28/13 08:29 AM, Dawcio510 wrote: I wish to have better computer

Granted, but now your computer is so good it makes the CIA jealous and they have you assassinated.

At 3/28/13 08:45 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 08:41 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I could travel through time.
Granted. You travel through time, messing with history so much that Germany and Japan won WWII, and after splitting up the world, the Germans attack Japan causing WWIII, and pretty much destroy the world.

I wish today was Friday so I could get my paycheck.

You get your paycheck. It says $0.

I wish I had an angel (and anyone who doesn't get that joke owes me a beer).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 10:31:14 Reply

At 3/28/13 10:05 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I had an angel (and anyone who doesn't get that joke owes me a beer).

Granted. You get your angel, but since hardly anyone gets the joke, you consume so many beers that other people buy for you that you forget where you left your angel and never see it again.

I wish I could go to sleep when I want to. Insomnia really sucks.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 10:53:14 Reply

At 3/28/13 10:31 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could go to sleep when I want to. Insomnia really sucks.

You go to sleep but never awake again.

I wish someone died.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 11:00:59 Reply

At 3/28/13 10:53 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/28/13 10:31 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could go to sleep when I want to. Insomnia really sucks.
You go to sleep but never awake again.

I wish someone died.

Because I never wake up again, you get your wish and I died. My ghost is now typing my posts.

Hey look ma, I'm a Ghost Writer (weird show, look it up).

I wish my cat would stop eating my dogs food.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 11:48:04 Reply

At 3/28/13 11:00 AM, VJF wrote: I wish my cat would stop eating my dogs food.

It starts eating your food instead.

I wish I was a mod on NG.


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At 3/28/13 11:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: It starts eating your food instead.

I wish I was a mod on NG.

You get modded. You accidentally ban a mod; an admin perma-bans you.

I wish pizzas were twice as big by default.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-28 23:45:33 Reply

At 3/28/13 03:04 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish for my own TARDIS.

Granted. You now own your own TARDIS, but it somehow become too complicated for you, so you have to trade it in for a RETARDIS.

I wish people wouldn't let this thread die.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 01:36:12 Reply

At 3/28/13 11:45 PM, VJF wrote:
I wish people wouldn't let this thread die.

The thread outlives us all when the asteroid hits.

I wish I had some Taco Bell right now.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 01:38:49 Reply

At 3/29/13 01:36 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had some Taco Bell right now.

Granted but you get constipated as fuuuuuck.

I wish people would start using candlejack aga


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At 3/29/13 01:38 AM, CresIsis wrote:
At 3/29/13 01:36 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had some Taco Bell right now.
Granted but you get constipated as fuuuuuck.

I wish people would start using candlejack aga

Granted. People start using Candlejack again and someo

I wish I had some fireworks right now I could blow up.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-29 02:06:58 Reply

At 3/29/13 01:57 AM, hecticjon wrote: ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY HO

therefore i wish for one

Granted, but she suffocates you with her big booty during big booty sex, and you die with a big booty grin on your face.

I wish my nose would stop running.


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