At 3/28/13 08:24 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 07:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I didn't need glasses.Granted. You are now blind and have to use cool sunglasses instead.
Why the hell did I expect this?
At 3/28/13 08:29 AM, Dawcio510 wrote:
I wish to have better computer
Granted, but now your computer is so good it makes the CIA jealous and they have you assassinated.
At 3/28/13 08:45 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/28/13 08:41 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote:
I wish I could travel through time.Granted. You travel through time, messing with history so much that Germany and Japan won WWII, and after splitting up the world, the Germans attack Japan causing WWIII, and pretty much destroy the world.
I wish today was Friday so I could get my paycheck.
You get your paycheck. It says $0.
I wish I had an angel (and anyone who doesn't get that joke owes me a beer).