At 12/1/13 08:27 AM, WreckaSaures wrote: I want to take over the world!

Ah that's a lovely dream...
Well fuck that dream because you're a space alien that floats in space atop a small piece of tarp.

I want to bring democracy to North Korea!

At 12/1/13 08:30 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 12/1/13 08:27 AM, WreckaSaures wrote: I want to take over the world!

Ah that's a lovely dream...
Well fuck that dream because you're a space alien that floats in space atop a small piece of tarp.

I want to bring democracy to North Korea!

Granted, but it becomes as shitty as the US and people will long for Kim Jong Un.

I wish the US wasn't as shitty.

At 12/1/13 09:34 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish the US wasn't as shitty.

Granted, but now it's pissy (hee hee).

I wish I slept all night.

At 12/1/13 10:06 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 12/1/13 09:50 AM, Ericho wrote: I wish I slept all night.

Granted but you go into a coma and never wake up from it.

I wish advertisers would stop advertising their stuff when it's not that time of year yet...

Granted, but as a result, you don't get anything for Christmas.

I wish advertisers would only advertise their stuff when they're actually needed.

At 12/1/13 10:58 AM, BlackMamba wrote: I wish I can be the No.1 player in the world on Adventure Quest Worlds.

Granted, now it's the only thing your life consists of.

I wish for life.

At 12/1/13 11:02 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/1/13 10:58 AM, BlackMamba wrote:
Granted. There are now no more TV shows, and cable/satellite only consists of 24/7 round the clock advertisements.

I wish I can be the No.1 player in the world on Adventure Quest Worlds.

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish I would wake up next to something that won't upset me.

Granted, but then you go take a piss and something will upset you there.

ffuuuuuuuuuu-

At 12/1/13 11:05 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/1/13 11:03 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/1/13 10:58 AM, BlackMamba wrote: I wish I can be the No.1 player in the world on Adventure Quest Worlds.

Granted, now it's the only thing your life consists of.

I wish for life.

Granted, but it's very brief, lasting only 75 seconds.

I wish for something to read.

Granted, it's a sign that says, "FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE IN A FIRE!"

I wish for something funny.

At 12/1/13 11:09 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something funny.

Granted.

At 12/1/13 11:13 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 12/1/13 11:09 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something funny.

Granted.

wait, dammit!
I wish for a dog.

At 12/1/13 11:14 AM, Pixelwiz wrote: I wish for a dog.

Granted, but he attacks you and kills, next he eats you because you didn't feed him for a week.

I wish for a playboy magazine.

At 12/1/13 12:12 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 12/1/13 12:07 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:

At 12/1/13 11:14 AM, Pixelwiz wrote: I wish for a dog.

Granted, but he attacks you and kills, next he eats you because you didn't feed him for a week.

I wish for a playboy magazine.

Gran~no wait I got you a Playgirl, sorry bout that.

I wish for a He-219 Uhu

Granted, you crash-land it.

I wish I could actually fly such a thing.

At 12/1/13 12:30 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/1/13 12:12 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 12/1/13 12:07 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:

At 12/1/13 11:14 AM, Pixelwiz wrote: I wish for a dog.

Granted, but he attacks you and kills, next he eats you because you didn't feed him for a week.

I wish for a playboy magazine.

Gran~no wait I got you a Playgirl, sorry bout that.

I wish for a He-219 Uhu

Granted, you crash-land it.

I wish I could actually fly such a thing.

Granted,you learn after years of train only for you to be in car accident and are now in a wheel chair and cant fly it.
I wish i could travel to the of land ooo and back.

At 12/2/13 08:23 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 12/1/13 12:30 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/1/13 12:12 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 12/1/13 12:07 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:

At 12/1/13 11:14 AM, Pixelwiz wrote: I wish for a dog.

Granted, but he attacks you and kills, next he eats you because you didn't feed him for a week.

I wish for a playboy magazine.

Gran~no wait I got you a Playgirl, sorry bout that.

I wish for a He-219 Uhu

Granted, you crash-land it.

I wish I could actually fly such a thing.

Granted,you learn after years of train only for you to be in car accident and are now in a wheel chair and cant fly it.
I wish i could travel to the of land ooo and back.

Granted but while return something felt on you... I guess that was a meteor.

I wish for a helicopter with fuel and other crap so nothing bad will happen. Oh, and also make it be indestructible.

At 12/3/13 11:05 AM, Dawcio510 wrote: I wish for a helicopter with fuel and other crap so nothing bad will happen. Oh, and also make it be indestructible.

Granted, it's so indestructible you can never get in.

I wish to pass my driving test.

At 12/3/13 02:33 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/3/13 01:48 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/3/13 11:05 AM, Dawcio510 wrote: I wish for a helicopter with fuel and other crap so nothing bad will happen. Oh, and also make it be indestructible.

Granted, it's so indestructible you can never get in.

I wish to pass my driving test.

Granted, but shortly afterwards, you get into a car accident. You survive the accident, but you are permanently paralyzed. You'll never drive or even move again.

I wish for cookies.

Granted, they where made horse shit and Miley Cyrus bodily fluids and prepared by Paula Deen

i wish Ronald Reagan were president again if he was alive today

At 12/3/13 02:46 PM, kazumazkan wrote: i wish Ronald Reagan were president again if he was alive today

ronalds bcom a president but he sets a war with asia vs usa and asia wins.

At 12/3/13 02:46 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

Granted, they where made horse shit and Miley Cyrus bodily fluids and prepared by Paula Deen

i wish Ronald Reagan were president again if he was alive today

Granted. We now have a zombie for a president, and the entirety of the US falls into chaos, which in turn makes the other countries too fall into chaos, thus bringing about the end of the world as we know it

I wish I wasnt so lazy

At 12/3/13 04:27 PM, Lionelion wrote: I wish I wasnt so lazy

Granted, you work yourself dead.

I wish I could accomplish stuff without working hard.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.

At 12/4/13 12:54 PM, Ketchemonia wrote: I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.

NO, YOU GO CORRUPT MY WISH FIRST!

At 12/4/13 12:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/3/13 04:27 PM, Lionelion wrote: I wish I wasnt so lazy

Granted, you work yourself dead.

I wish I could accomplish stuff without working hard.

ok, ok. Fuck. Your wish is corrupted. Now grant mine!

At 12/4/13 01:25 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

At 12/4/13 12:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/3/13 04:27 PM, Lionelion wrote: I wish I wasnt so lazy

Granted, you work yourself dead.

I wish I could accomplish stuff without working hard.

ok, ok. Fuck. Your wish is corrupted. Now grant mine!

No, first explain why it is corrupted.

At 12/4/13 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/4/13 01:25 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

At 12/4/13 12:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/3/13 04:27 PM, Lionelion wrote: I wish I wasnt so lazy

Granted, you work yourself dead.

I wish I could accomplish stuff without working hard.

ok, ok. Fuck. Your wish is corrupted. Now grant mine!

No, first explain why it is corrupted.

Its corrupted because I fucking said so. Does it need anymore explaining?

Now corrupt mine!

At 12/4/13 01:49 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish you two would corrupt each other in a porno.

Granted! I hope you don't mind your sister playing an involuntary part...

I wish you'd watch that porno.

At 12/4/13 02:12 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 12/4/13 01:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/4/13 01:49 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I

Granted, apparently I had a long lost sister and she's more sadistic than me. Posing as a production manager just to kill everyone and sell it as snuff porn, classic.

I wish that German wing airplane from Indiana Jones didn't go boom. You know...

Its taken apart for scrap

i wish the next person has a happy loving wish and a pet puma as a gift

At 12/4/13 04:52 PM, kazumazkan wrote: i wish the next person has a happy loving wish and a pet puma as a gift

Granted, my pet puma devours you.

I wish for a pet puma.

At 12/5/13 04:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 12/4/13 04:52 PM, kazumazkan wrote: i wish the next person has a happy loving wish and a pet puma as a gift

Granted, my pet puma devours you.

I wish for a pet puma.

Granted, but it devours kazumazkan. You're fined, and the puma gets euthanized.

I wish to be made the center of a conspiracy theory.

At 12/5/13 05:50 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish to be made the center of a conspiracy theory.

Granted, but it turns out to be true, and you end up getting killed.
I wish I had a laptop.

Laptops contain pottasium benzoate.

I wish for a genie.

At 12/5/13 06:45 AM, contra1848 wrote: Laptops contain pottasium benzoate.

I wish for a genie.

It's this one

I want a pretty girlfriend who will love me.