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At 9/24/13 03:04 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish someone could teach me something useful.

Granted but you're a talentless hack with no skills so what would be the point?

I wish could fly.

At 9/24/13 03:06 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 9/24/13 03:04 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish someone could teach me something useful.

Granted but you're a talentless hack with no skills so what would be the point?

I wish could fly.

Granted, but you accidentally fly right into a plane and get shredded by the propeller.

I wish for more good luck.

At 9/24/13 03:08 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for more good luck.

Granted, but it came with equally more back luck.

At 9/24/13 07:36 PM, Elitistinen wrote: You forgot the wish, chum.

I wish the chum above me die a horrible death.

Granted, but you sold me your life for it.

I wish that I made a wish before.

At 9/24/13 08:08 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 9/24/13 07:36 PM, Elitistinen wrote: You forgot the wish, chum.

I wish the chum above me die a horrible death.

Granted, but you sold me your life for it.

I wish that I made a wish before.

Granted. You wished for your own death which came true.

I wish I could have nice things.

At 9/24/13 09:06 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/24/13 08:08 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 9/24/13 07:36 PM, Elitistinen wrote: You forgot the wish, chum.

I wish the chum above me die a horrible death.

Granted, but you sold me your life for it.

I wish that I made a wish before.

Granted. You wished for your own death which came true.

I wish I could have nice things.

Will be granted in the afterlife.

I wish for a throne waiting for me in hell.

At 9/25/13 09:37 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a throne waiting for me in hell.

Granted, the throne is made out of dildos, fire, yummy looking cupcakes, three dead prostitutes, and your Teddy bear that you lost when you were five years old. Your chained to it and force to watch reruns of crappy television sitcoms for all eternally.

I wish for a pussy cat.

At 9/26/13 08:21 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a pussy cat.

Granted, and then it eats your balls.

I wish NG wasn't dead.

At 9/27/13 08:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/26/13 08:21 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a pussy cat.

Granted, and then it eats your balls.

I wish NG wasn't dead.

Granted, but you are now dead. You gave up your own life to revive Newgrounds.

I wish I was very well-organized.

At 9/27/13 03:18 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/27/13 08:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/26/13 08:21 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a pussy cat.

Granted, and then it eats your balls.

I wish NG wasn't dead.

Granted, but you are now dead. You gave up your own life to revive Newgrounds.

I wish I was very well-organized.

Granted, but everyone else around you becomes completely chaotic, and you can't handle it and commit suicide.

I wish I could pull an epic prank on the BBS without getting banned.

At 9/28/13 08:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/27/13 03:18 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/27/13 08:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/26/13 08:21 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a pussy cat.

Granted, and then it eats your balls.

I wish NG wasn't dead.

Granted, but you are now dead. You gave up your own life to revive Newgrounds.

I wish I was very well-organized.

Granted, but everyone else around you becomes completely chaotic, and you can't handle it and commit suicide.

I wish I could pull an epic prank on the BBS without getting banned.

Granted, but one of the users managed to find your address and comes to your house and kicks you in the balls.

I wish I knew why things in the world happen as they do.

At 9/28/13 07:50 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/28/13 08:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/27/13 03:18 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/27/13 08:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/26/13 08:21 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a pussy cat.

Granted, and then it eats your balls.

I wish NG wasn't dead.

Granted, but you are now dead. You gave up your own life to revive Newgrounds.

I wish I was very well-organized.

Granted, but everyone else around you becomes completely chaotic, and you can't handle it and commit suicide.

I wish I could pull an epic prank on the BBS without getting banned.

Granted, but one of the users managed to find your address and comes to your house and kicks you in the balls.

I wish I knew why things in the world happen as they do.

Granted, now you know everything about the world, but the knowledge is so depressing that you kill yourself.

I wish my university timetable was less fucked up.

At 9/29/13 09:16 AM, Elitistinen wrote: I wish denial-of-service wasn't so harsh so that I can go home now and do no job...

Granted, you never do any job any more, and everyone hates you.

I wish for a socialist coup in the US.

At 9/29/13 09:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/29/13 09:16 AM, Elitistinen wrote: I wish denial-of-service wasn't so harsh so that I can go home now and do no job...

Granted, you never do any job any more, and everyone hates you.

I wish for a socialist coup in the US.

This wish cant be granted its already coming true

I wish everyone in American would remember two numbers 8 trillion and 100 thousand

At 10/15/13 07:56 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:

I wish everyone in American would remember two numbers 8 trillion and 100 thousand

Granted. But we forget all the other numbers so you have to invent math all over again. Don't even try slipping the metric system in.

I wish for a robot made completely of hammers.

I wish for a robot made completely of hammers.

No binding so that shit falls apart.

I wish that a girl I like would like me back.

At 10/15/13 08:03 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

I wish that a girl I like would like me back.

Granted. But she hates your front.

I wish for every movie to be a little bit better than it already is.

At 10/15/13 08:23 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/15/13 08:03 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

I wish that a girl I like would like me back.

Granted. But she hates your front.

I wish for every movie to be a little bit better than it already is.

Granted, but because you weren't specific as to how movies can be "better", the magic that grants your wish is unsure of how you think movies can be improved and as a result, the magic ends up changing movies into a way that you hate. Guess you should be more specific with your wishes next time.

I wish I had something to eat.

At 10/15/13 08:28 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 10/15/13 08:23 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish for every movie to be a little bit better than it already is.

Granted, but because you weren't specific as to how movies can be "better", the magic that grants your wish is unsure of how you think movies can be improved and as a result, the magic ends up changing movies into a way that you hate. Guess you should be more specific with your wishes next time.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted. But it's something bad! Ha! suck on that vengeance you vengeance sucker.

I wish for you have something you enjoy eating. Lots of it. a literal ton of it just delivered to your door.

At 10/15/13 08:32 PM, stafffighter wrote: Granted. But it's something bad! Ha! suck on that vengeance you vengeance sucker.

I wish for you have something you enjoy eating. Lots of it. a literal ton of it just delivered to your door.

Granted. I eat it and become very happy.

I wish someone could give me something.

At 10/15/13 08:34 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 10/15/13 08:32 PM, stafffighter wrote: Granted. But it's something bad! Ha! suck on that vengeance you vengeance sucker.

I wish for you have something you enjoy eating. Lots of it. a literal ton of it just delivered to your door.

Granted. I eat it and become very happy.

I wish someone could give me something.

Granted, stafffighter gives you AIDS.

I wish for a hot girlfriend.

pls

At 10/15/13 10:20 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 10/15/13 10:14 PM, McJobes wrote: Granted, stafffighter gives you AIDS.

I wish for a hot girlfriend.

pls

Granted but it turns out they are psychotic and incredibly clingy. They murder any friends you have that are female thinking you might want to be with them instead of her.

I have nothing to wish for.

Granted. You now have nothing. No house, no food, no water, no money, no clothes, no family, no friends, no car, no phone to call for help. Absolutely nothing. You die on the streets.

I wish I could read people's minds.

At 10/15/13 10:28 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, you peek inside mine and then never stop screaming.

I wish for new episodes of tosh.o every day.

I wish 343 Industries would tell us something else about Halo 5 already.

At 10/15/13 10:37 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/15/13 10:28 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, you peek inside mine and then never stop screaming.

I wish for new episodes of tosh.o every day.

Granted, Pewdiepie is now his co-host.

Missed this post. Whoops.

At 10/15/13 10:44 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish 343 Industries would tell us something else about Halo 5 already.

They spoil the entire game's story and it sucks.
And it'll be $99 with ads that pop in every 2 seconds and requires $5 to be put in for every 10 bullets fired.

I wish for a piece of candy.

At 10/15/13 10:57 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I wish for a piece of candy.

Granted, but it's incredibly sugar dense and you get diabetes. :(

I wish for the Knicks to win the NBA Championships.

Don't even need to wish for it lets be honest :p