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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:37 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was immune to all kinds of diseases in the world.

Wish granted, you no longer have any earthy disease or cold for the rest of your life. However, a meteor crashes to Earth, killing millions in the crash,. You somehow survive, but the meteor had an interstellar (outerspace) flesh eating bacteria from Jupiter, and it destroys your body in a matteer of hours.

I wish I could become a famous wroter.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:50 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:37 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could become a famous wroter.

Wish granted, but since nobody has an idea what a "wroter" is, you're all alone once again.

I wish I could travel to another planet.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:57 AM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/27/13 11:37 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could become a famous wroter.
Wish granted, but since nobody has an idea what a "wroter" is, you're all alone once again.

Goddamnit. Stupid typos.

I wish I could travel to another planet.

You get your wish. NASA sends you on a space exploration mission of Neptune, but (once again) something goes wrong and you land on Pluto instead and freeze to death.

I wish Burger King was cheaper in price so I could get a better hamburger.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 12:00 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 11:57 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Burger King was cheaper in price so I could get a better hamburger.

Burger king start using rat meat for their burgers, greatly reducing prices!

I wish there was/is a life after this one.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 12:05 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 12:00 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/27/13 11:57 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Burger King was cheaper in price so I could get a better hamburger.
Burger king start using rat meat for their burgers, greatly reducing prices!

I wish there was/is a life after this one.

You go to hell.

I wish for a poker match in which my whole school took part.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 12:19 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 12:05 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a poker match in which my whole school took part.

You get your poker match, but the school board bets so much money, that funding gets cut in your school and you are forced to start learning fro textbooks dated back in 1989.

I wish I wasn't so tired.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:15 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 12:19 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but you will never be able to go back to sleep, causing you to go insane.

I wish for nothing.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:20 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 01:15 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish for nothing.

You get something anyway. It's called syphilis. Enjoy.

I wish for Electronic Arts to go bankrupt.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:22 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 01:20 PM, slipstrike wrote:
At 3/27/13 01:15 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish for nothing.
You get something anyway. It's called syphilis. Enjoy.

I wish for Electronic Arts to go bankrupt.

All their titles are licensed to either Ubisoft or Activision.

I wish for a pet rat.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:28 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 01:22 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
At 3/27/13 01:20 PM, slipstrike wrote:
At 3/27/13 01:15 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish for nothing.
You get something anyway. It's called syphilis. Enjoy.

I wish for Electronic Arts to go bankrupt.
All their titles are licensed to either Ubisoft or Activision.

I wish for a pet rat.

The rat isn't fluffy and adorable, it's a giant fucking Chinese restaurant rat.

I wish for my truck to get better gas mileage.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:30 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 01:28 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish for my truck to get better gas mileage.

Granted, but your truck now has an electric engine and can't go over 45 mph.

I wish that I had a cold, refreshing Sprite.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:54 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 01:30 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/27/13 01:28 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish for my truck to get better gas mileage.
Granted, but your truck now has an electric engine and can't go over 45 mph.

I wish that I had a cold, refreshing Sprite.

Enjoy your roofied Sprite.

I wish the complete series of Reboot was released on DVD.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 01:58 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 01:54 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish the complete series of Reboot was released on DVD.

But you found out the DVD glitches every 5 min.

I wish I have a 5 star dinner tonight, all by myself.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:00 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 01:54 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 3/27/13 01:30 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/27/13 01:28 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish for my truck to get better gas mileage.
Granted, but your truck now has an electric engine and can't go over 45 mph.

I wish that I had a cold, refreshing Sprite.
Enjoy your roofied Sprite.

I wish the complete series of Reboot was released on DVD.

Wish granted but each disc has a major scratch in them rendering them unable to be played.

I wish I could make a non corruptable wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:07 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 12:19 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/27/13 12:05 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a poker match in which my whole school took part.
You get your poker match, but the school board bets so much money, that funding gets cut in your school and you are forced to start learning fro textbooks dated back in 1989.

Dude, I've already got textbooks from the previous millennium. It could still be worse, I once had a textbook from the 70s.

At 3/27/13 01:58 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
At 3/27/13 01:54 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish the complete series of Reboot was released on DVD.
But you found out the DVD glitches every 5 min.

I wish I have a 5 star dinner tonight, all by myself.

Granted, you're having a dinner... all by yourself... no one else is around... really no one... and then you realize you're in jail, and you have received the death penalty.

I wish for world peace.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:12 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 02:07 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for world peace.

done. All the nations in the world have disarmed themselves. Now, aliens are invading and we have no way to defend ourselves. All hail President Kang.

I wish I wish I was a fish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:14 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 02:07 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for world peace.

Granted, an extremist faction gains power and brainwashes the masses. The world is at peace for the price of freedom.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:20 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 02:12 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 3/27/13 02:07 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for world peace.
done. All the nations in the world have disarmed themselves. Now, aliens are invading and we have no way to defend ourselves. All hail President Kang.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, which is bad enough IMO.

I wish, I wish, you were a fish, so I could cook and eat you.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:30 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 02:20 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/27/13 02:12 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, which is bad enough IMO.

I wish, I wish, you were a fish, so I could cook and eat you.

You get a fish bone lodged in your throat which somehow makes your voice sound like Gilbert Godfrey.

I wish for a pie to materialize in front of everyone on the planet. The pie is the favorite flavor of the individual.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:30 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 02:20 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish, I wish, you were a fish, so I could cook and eat you.

done. I turned into a puffer fish and you tried to cook me on your own and you ate it. The poison killed you. you dead.

uh eeeeye weesh ooh I wah a buuhd

oooh my gah

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 02:32 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 02:30 PM, slipstrike wrote: I wish for a pie to materialize in front of everyone on the planet. The pie is the favorite flavor of the individual.

All the pie is undercooked and everyone gets sick.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 06:45 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 02:30 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: uh eeeeye weesh ooh I wah a buuhd

Wish granted but it's hunting season and Elmer Fudd is hunting you down.

I wish I could reenact all Zone tans hentai flashes as the rapist and not get in trouble for it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 06:55 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 06:45 PM, CresIsis wrote: Wish granted but it's hunting season and Elmer Fudd is hunting you down.

I think I'll be alright if it's just him.

I wish I could reenact all Zone tans hentai flashes as the rapist and not get in trouble for it.

I hope getting ink in your urethra was worth it.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:40 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 06:55 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

You turn into an Oscar Meyer weiner, but are immediately eaten by a fat woman in Ohio at a kids birthday party.

I wish I didn't have to shave my face all the time.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 09:51 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 09:40 PM, VJF wrote:
I wish I didn't have to shave my face all the time.

You now have no face.

I wish for the next wish to not be corrupted.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:02 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 09:51 PM, slipstrike wrote: I wish for the next wish to not be corrupted.

The next wish doesn't get corrupted, causing this thread to end.

I wish there were no such things as hangnails (those fuckers are annoying).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:07 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:02 PM, VJF wrote: I wish there were no such things as hangnails (those fuckers are annoying).

Then you have nothing to annoy.

I wish servers never have downtime.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:53 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:07 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
At 3/27/13 10:02 PM, VJF wrote: I wish there were no such things as hangnails (those fuckers are annoying).
Then you have nothing to annoy.

I wish servers never have downtime.

Servers never have down time and you get hit by a bus

I wish i had a chocolate bar

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 10:56 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:53 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish i had a chocolate bar

Granted but it's made with chocolate, shit, caramel, and nuts.

I wish I had infinite wishes and fairy god parents to perform them.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 27th, 2013 @ 11:04 PM Reply

At 3/27/13 10:56 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish I had infinite wishes and fairy god parents to perform them.

Granted, but the wishes are always corrupt, and your fairy godparents look and smell like old people with wings, and they forget your wishes half the time due to alzheimers, so you are never happy with them.

I wish Virtual Reality were real (like in the movies).


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