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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 04:50:47

At 3/27/13 04:38 AM, VJF wrote: I wish North Korea was destroyed in a nuclear testing accident.

North Korea is destroyed in a nuclear testing accident, along with the rest of the world.

I wish I could break glass with my voice.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 05:01:47

At 3/27/13 04:50 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I could break glass with my voice.

Granted, you can break ONE glass thing in the world with your voice, but you don't know which one.

I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish to be wealthy and have a happy life.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 05:49:24

At 3/27/13 05:01 AM, Falonefal wrote:
I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish to be wealthy and have a happy life.

Granted, but...wait...SHIT. Does that negate it?

Hold on...I'll have a wealthy and happy life...and uh...I'll hire you, but I'll be a wreckless spender, engaging in fraudulant activities to maintain my happiness.

As I flee the country, I shovel my tremendous debt unto you as you claim my identity...where the authorities descend on your head without you knowing a thing.

After years of due process through the courts, they eventually find out that you're not me, but the court costs and tarnished reputations leave a mark on your credit and your reputation that you will never shake for the rest of your life. While I get away without any worries or repurcussions, living the rest of my day as a pilot in the bahamas.

I wish I that I could never get sunburned ever again.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 06:01:03

At 3/27/13 05:49 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I that I could never get sunburned ever again.

Granted, your skin is so thick the sun can't harm it, but you can never move again.

I wish I didn't always miss out on NG's rush hour because it's the f***ing middle of the night over here!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 06:18:24

At 3/27/13 06:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I didn't always miss out on NG's rush hour because it's the f***ing middle of the night over here!

Your wish is granted. THe sun never goes down where you are at ever again, so no matter what time it is anywhere in the world, it is daytime where you are forever.

I wish my hands would stop going numb when I play computer games.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 06:38:05

At 3/27/13 06:23 AM, Vnzi wrote:
At 3/27/13 06:18 AM, VJF wrote: I wish my hands would stop going numb when I play computer games.
they automatically go fire whenever they get close to that.
I wish for something stupid.

Sorry, my sister is not available at the moment.

I wish I hadn't said this.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 06:44:08

At 3/27/13 06:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I hadn't said this.

You didn't say this, but because of that, you set of a chain of events that eventually leads to the third world war. Nice going, asshole.

I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing on my math test today.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:00:36

At 3/27/13 06:44 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/27/13 06:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I hadn't said this.
You didn't say this, but because of that, you set of a chain of events that eventually leads to the third world war. Nice going, asshole.

I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing on my math test today.

You know what you're doing: You just say "F*** this!" and shoot up your whole school.

I wish I knew what to say next.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:03:55

At 3/27/13 07:00 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I knew what to say next.

You say it, but it makes everyone hate you forever. You die alone.

Don't say it.

I wish I never had to sleep ever. Like a perpetual state of well-rested, balanced alertness, and I could be productive all day without ever getting tired.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:24:03

At 3/27/13 07:06 AM, Vnzi wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:03 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I never had to sleep ever. Like a perpetual state of well-rested, balanced alertness, and I could be productive all day without ever getting tired.
allowed, but you'll have to give up naps and cola
I wish for someone to play with

It's my sister.

oh sh** not again

I wish I was sober.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:33:00

At 3/27/13 07:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was sober.

You sober up and realize the world is a horrible place.

I wish we could travel at light-speed.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:34:14

At 3/27/13 07:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:06 AM, Vnzi wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:03 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I never had to sleep ever. Like a perpetual state of well-rested, balanced alertness, and I could be productive all day without ever getting tired.
allowed, but you'll have to give up naps and cola
I wish for someone to play with
It's my sister.
oh sh** not again
I wish I was sober.

Wish granted you're now sober. Unfortunately you are now completely immune to the effects of Alcohol including the cleansing effects i.e. Alcohol hand wash, so you end up infecting and entire hospital wing with a deadly bacteria forcing the hospital you have somehow found yourself in into lock-down. In the resulting panic you're trampled to death.

I wish I had a decent Job


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:35:06

At 3/27/13 07:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was sober.

Olay, but you have a terrible hangover complete with constant vomiting and explosive diarrhea.

I wish for a sandwich.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:35:47

At 3/27/13 07:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was sober.

You become sober, but instantly regret it because you realize life sucks when you are, so you start drnking again but go too far and end up in a three way with your sister and her boyfriend.

I wish humans had another way of disposing of waste other than shitting it out the butt.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:38:20

At 3/27/13 07:35 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was sober.
You become sober, but instantly regret it because you realize life sucks when you are, so you start drnking again but go too far and end up in a three way with your sister and her boyfriend.

I wish humans had another way of disposing of waste other than shitting it out the butt.

Wish granted people now vomit said waste out of their mouths.

I still wish I had a job


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:40:36

At 3/27/13 07:33 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was sober.
You sober up and realize the world is a horrible place.

I wish we could travel at light-speed.

Okay, but the incredible force tears you apart and you're reduced to nothing but a fine red paste.

At 3/27/13 07:34 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I had a decent Job

You are elected to public office, but you're assassinated on your first day.

I wish I had a sandwich.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:44:31

At 3/27/13 07:40 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish I had a sandwich.

Wish granted, here's your sandwich with human meat on it.

I wish I had some sort of life.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:45:04

At 3/27/13 07:40 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:33 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was sober.
You sober up and realize the world is a horrible place.

I wish we could travel at light-speed.
Okay, but the incredible force tears you apart and you're reduced to nothing but a fine red paste.
At 3/27/13 07:34 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I had a decent Job
You are elected to public office, but you're assassinated on your first day.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Wish granted but, the contents of the sandwich are 6 years out of date.

I wish I was Immortal


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 07:53:22

At 3/27/13 07:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:40 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish I had a sandwich.
Wish granted, here's your sandwich with human meat on it.

I wish I had some sort of life.

You now have a very active social life. You're already sick of everyone you know and want them all to die.

At 3/27/13 07:45 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:40 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:
I wish I was Immortal

Congrats. You are now a a head floating in a jar, being indefinitely preserved on a shelf, stuck between thebeads of Anna Nocole Smith and Ayn Rand. You wish you were dead.

I wish I had a pair of women's panties to wear on my head.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 08:10:41

At 3/27/13 07:53 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish I had a pair of women's panties to wear on my head.

Wish granted, but they turn out to be your grandmother's dirty lingerie.

I wish I had a cigarrette.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 10:50:09

At 3/27/13 08:10 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/27/13 07:53 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I wish I had a pair of women's panties to wear on my head.
Wish granted, but they turn out to be your grandmother's dirty lingerie.

I wish I had a cigarrette.

Wish granted, but instead of the tobacco there's ordinary grass in it, in order to keep it cheap.

I wish I was a ghost.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 10:56:48

At 3/27/13 10:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was a ghost.

You become a ghost, and at first it's fun. You get to peek in at women changing, watch movies for free, and freak anyone out that you want to. But then one day as you are haunting an old lady, the Ghostbusters appear and trap you in one of their ghost traps and lock you in their containment generator forever.

I wish AIDS was cured.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 11:28:43

At 3/27/13 10:56 AM, VJF wrote: I wish AIDS was cured.

Wish granted, and you get cancer.

I wish I was immune to all kinds of diseases in the world.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 11:37:20

At 3/27/13 11:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was immune to all kinds of diseases in the world.

Wish granted, you no longer have any earthy disease or cold for the rest of your life. However, a meteor crashes to Earth, killing millions in the crash,. You somehow survive, but the meteor had an interstellar (outerspace) flesh eating bacteria from Jupiter, and it destroys your body in a matteer of hours.

I wish I could become a famous wroter.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 11:50:03

At 3/27/13 11:37 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could become a famous wroter.

Wish granted, but since nobody has an idea what a "wroter" is, you're all alone once again.

I wish I could travel to another planet.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 11:57:10

At 3/27/13 11:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/27/13 11:37 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could become a famous wroter.
Wish granted, but since nobody has an idea what a "wroter" is, you're all alone once again.

Goddamnit. Stupid typos.

I wish I could travel to another planet.

You get your wish. NASA sends you on a space exploration mission of Neptune, but (once again) something goes wrong and you land on Pluto instead and freeze to death.

I wish Burger King was cheaper in price so I could get a better hamburger.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 12:00:37

At 3/27/13 11:57 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Burger King was cheaper in price so I could get a better hamburger.

Burger king start using rat meat for their burgers, greatly reducing prices!

I wish there was/is a life after this one.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 12:05:24

At 3/27/13 12:00 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/27/13 11:57 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Burger King was cheaper in price so I could get a better hamburger.
Burger king start using rat meat for their burgers, greatly reducing prices!

I wish there was/is a life after this one.

You go to hell.

I wish for a poker match in which my whole school took part.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 12:19:20

At 3/27/13 12:05 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a poker match in which my whole school took part.

You get your poker match, but the school board bets so much money, that funding gets cut in your school and you are forced to start learning fro textbooks dated back in 1989.

I wish I wasn't so tired.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 13:15:15

At 3/27/13 12:19 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but you will never be able to go back to sleep, causing you to go insane.

I wish for nothing.


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